Sofia Vergara Soft Boobies

Posted on September 22, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

All of us know who Sofia Vergara is. All of he women out there know who she is because they want hair and boobies like hers. All of the men out there know who she is because, well because they want boobies like hers. They are soft, and they can be squished around, and the bounce like a boob is supposed to. I know this because I watch very carefully. I’ve seen her on TV a few times, and in a few commercials. She shows up in magazines too, but for some reason any magazine with her in it that gets near me ends up with the pages stuck together. What gives?

Now, I’ll admit, she ain’t perfect. Her teeth are a little too big and a little too white. It’s like the definition of caps or whatever you call them. Shoot, she could have dentures and I wouldn’t care. My view rarely gets above her chest. Unless she has her back to me. And then my view tends to drift down, down, until BAM I get to that booty. This gal has some curves. Hopefully she sticks with jenny craig as she ages so we have no flab problems. I could always be her personal trainer. But I’d be afraid she’d get pregnant, cause I’m real virile. Even got a tattoo that says that: REAL VIRILE. Chicks digit.

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Konnie Huq Pinches Em

Posted on September 15, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

We initially discussed Konnie Huq oh about six years ago now. Trust me her braless boobs have not gotten any less delicious as time has marched on. The fact that they defy gravity suggests they are fake, but fake isn’t fake if you can touch/smell/taste them so you know, cut her a break.

Konnie nips always seem to be active and kinda looking around. This could possibly be because it’s drafty. All the time. Everywhere she goes (?). Or maybe she’s pinching the nips. You know, perk em up a little for the camera. We don’t mind, either way, right? One way is sort of natural, one way is sort of psychotic and slutty and deceptive, but boobs are boobs, just ask former President Clinton.

She has that mocha colored skin that makes me think…. well, to be honest, it makes me think thick bush. I can and have put up with a thick bush. Some times the taste of a fruit is so sweet, you are willing to climb quite a tree to reach it. And I’m sure that’s the case here. If Konnie does indeed allow the wookie-bush to take hold down there, not unlike kudzuu in the South in the 1970’s, I would weather that injustice and do my deed with no complaints. I’d probably even take pictures of it.

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Lisa Rinna Milfnip

Posted on September 14, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I have failed to use the new word MILFNIP that I invented a few months ago while gazing upon Lisa Rinna’s boob-acious form. That’s a shame, because eventually Webster’s dictionary will pick it up and I’m afraid I won’t get credit for it if I don’t bandy it about frequently enough.

Speaking of bandying about frequently, here we see Lisa Rinna’s braless boobs. Again. This has to be an inside joke with her. Maybe she worked out a deal with an adoring fan who paid for some of her plastic surgery, and in exchange she agreed to make continuous public appearances with her mammaries hangin out.

Yes, she’s getting old. Yes, she has a few miles on her. But if you were offered a chance to drive a really old but still exotic Ferrari, wouldn’t you jump on the chance? There’s no need to discriminate on the basis of age here at bralessblog. Boobies are boobies. If we see a braless pair of 50 year old hangers, you’re just as likely to see them posted here as 20 year olds. Our fans should find that refreshing. We’re here to discuss unfettered boobs, no matter the owner or the consequences.

Honestly though, we do prefer them to be big and bouncy.

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Braless Women 30

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

It’s a little wacky how popular our “random braless women” posts are here at braless blog. The other day I was walking out of the grocery store with my popsicles and peanut butter and this sexy middle aged milf stopped me and asked if I could throw up a few more of the amateurs. I groped her and said sure. Mmmk, that’s a lie.

By the way, our most popular post of August was swimwear pokies. That’s a bit of a surprise. I’m guessing it’s because of the Olympics and all that. The next most popular was braless women 27, which is really just due to (my) incredibly witty writing.

Okay, class. First of all, I want you to raise your hand if you are
a) braless
b) cute as hell
c) willing to drop trou for the camera
Ohhh, me! Me-me-me!
Amateur Pokies 1

It’s a mole. I know what you’re thinking. Actually, I know your first two thoughts. Initially, you thought hey is that a nipple? Well, like I said, it ain’t. Right after you checked the pic out and found out for yourself that it was indeed a mole instead of a nipple, your next though was – I wonder if god forbid she has hairs sticking out of the mole?
Amateur Pokies 2

Cute and curly and kind of sleepy-eyed in a way that suggest her eyes are kind of burning and bloodshot because she was up so late last night and may have now that she thinks about it caught a load right in the iris.
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Now I realize that possibly because of the way this amateur is holding her wine glass or possibly because of the set of her jaw she looks a bit like she needs some dental work and might possibly qualify as a “I’d do it but be embarrassed about it” kind of gal. But whoa-dang, look at that rack. Look at that wide open dress, look at those tough sonufabitch nips. We would not kick her out of bed, nosir we would treat her like a princess if she went out with us lookin like that.
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Slick, it’s a little see-through braless action and a f’d up haircut. I’ve found women with f’d up haircuts are sort of easy targets. They have butchered their hair on purpose in the hopes that some dude (um, or possibly gal) will still stop and tell her I find you sexy and attractive an desirable. So if ya tell them that and put the moves on em, you’re golden.
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