Volleyball Pokies

Posted on July 19, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Well holy crap, there’s a lot to talk about with these photos isn’t there? Volleyball pokies aren’t really a new topic here on BralessBlog, but we covered volleyball action since 2007. That’s just too damn long.

This gal is a bit of a mixed bag. She’s in great shape, so she’s got that going for her. But she’s maybe an A-cup. Nothing wrong with that, but less entertaining that big banzongas you have to admit. Then there’s the whole cameltoe thing. Wow, how can she even live with herself? Surely somebody would tell her, hey man your bikini bottoms are like stuffed up into your labia, you might want to peel them out. Is she out there playing alone? Surely her volleyball partner, or even the opposing team would tell her. And if not, surely she went to the game with somebody. A boyfriend, a lesbianic partner, a sports agent, an uncle. SOMEBODY would surely shout over “PULL YOUR PANTIES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.” Apparently not, cause there she is in all her splendor and glory.

At least we have those pokies, don’t we? Those raisins look hard enough to chip ice off a windshield. Maybe she got sweaty playing her little heart out and there was a slight breeze blowing.

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Paula Garces

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

You immediately called it for what it is. Because you are an expert. You have a skillset few possess, honed by hours upon hours of practice here on BralessBlog. You can spot fake boobies, and you’re are flagging Paula Garces as having them.

Hey, it’s no big deal. Fake boobies are better than no boobies, that’s what I always say. Look at Paula’s face. I know we rarely make it up that far, in this case almost 20 inches above the nipple line. But she is an astounding beauty. Even though she’s 38 years old, she has looks that could boil a turnip. She has been in a bunch of television stuff, and some movies, but alas she has never been in my bed. Although I would like to try and bounce a quarter off those tight boobs, I will likely never get a chance.

Just to give it a really thorough going-over, I see that despite her outrageously perfect posture, the nips are poking down just a bit. And she has enough roundness to keep some cleavage, just a bit of press-together even though her purple satin dress provides no support without a bra. So anyway, I’m just saying, not the worse ever, by any means.

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Braless Pokies

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Let’s dig through the hard drive and see what kind of new stuff we can find today, shall we?

A little blonde haired, blue eyed angel will get us started. Those little brown hershey kiss nipples she’s sporting are clearly evident through her dress.
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I guess this is a little bit of a tanktop, and a little bit of a dress. It’s a tankdress? Nice green pokies lady, thanks for the smile.
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Yessss, a tanktop. Ya’ll know I’m crazee about tanktops. At least when they are presented in a braless manner. This one is satin, which I bet matches some kind of naughtly little g-string my girl is wearing down below.
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Well the quality of this photo lacks somewhat, and it’s like an extreme closeup of this horsey smile, but there is no denying the pokies that are being willing submitted for our evaluation (even if they are A-cups). Yo, don’t discriminate on the basis of size.
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And gal number 5 looks kind of mad. Sort of like “Whatchoo want with me, sucker? If you flicka my nipples trying to get them to poke out more one more time, I’m gonna sock you in the schnoz. Or maybe kick you in your evidently expanding crotch.”
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Gina Carano Boobs

Posted on July 16, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Gina Carano pic 1Here’s the scoop:
I watched Gina Carano in Haywire last night.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call her gorgeous, but she is attractive (boobs!).

She is only 30 years old, but that’s a long time to get your face pounded on, so she looks a little rough around the edges. Her body is pretty damn good.

Gina Carano pic I’m stuck on her boobs. I mean, they are gigantic. Are they fake? And if they are, why would a professional athlete go out and get a boob job knowing that would slow her down a bit, weigh her down, make it harder to move fast? I gotta say they are real. Here is my supporting evidence.

1) She’s been fighting since 2006, and has always been dedicated to winning. She wouldn’t have plumped up her chest knowing the disastrous effects it would have on her mobility and weight class.
2) I’ve seen no pictures of her from years past as a a-cup or b-cup. She’s always been curvy. She’s 5’8″ tall and 150 lbs. That ain’t tiny for a woman.
3) She’s had trouble making weight for a few fights. Girls who have to make weight don’t carry around bags of silicone or saline fake breasts.
4) Gina seems to be able to squash the girls down a bit with a sports bra or compression bra. It’s hard to do that if they are fake.

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I swear I didn’t realize she was Crush in American Gladiator. She wore an outfit that consisted of a silver tanktop, what looked like a girdle, and some short shorts. Man, I used to love that show. The chicks on there were so hot.
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Gina is listed as having 36DD boobs. Holy cow those things are tantalizing!
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I checked out her twitter feed, and her instagram account, and her facebook page because… well, because I’m a good little stalker. She has 503k followers for her instagram. Trust me, that wouldn’t happen if she was just some simple stunt woman with a hair upper lip and no personality. Some of her popularity has to attributed to cleavage.
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Update:

Apparently Gina was saying some uncool things on social media, and go herself fired from her latest acting gig. Not cool, but it in no way affects my inspection of her boobies. I thought it would be an excellent time to post this weigh-in video from a while back. Resolution sucks, but I like what we can see!

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