Heidi Klum Braless

Posted on July 15, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Heidi Klum is one tall, skinny drink of water. I figure she must have some serious icepick nipples in order to make such fierce pokies in this blue dress. I mean, she’s skinny with maybe b-cups so you gotta try really hard to eek out some pokies under those conditions. Heidi is getting up there in age. She and her man Sealed popped out like 12 kids. There for awhile, every time I saw a picture of her she had a baby bump and big mommie hooters. Now I hear that she’s divorcing Seal. Hey, good riddance. Does he even sing any more? I haven’t seen him on Hee-Haw lately. Where does a guy go after getting dumped by Heidi Klum. Actually here’s what I would do. I’d find some young tramp and flash her all over the city. Heidi is pretty and everything, but older women always get all bitter and pissy when they think about the young foxes gobbling up all the guys.

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Sofia Vergara Boobs

Posted on July 15, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Just uttering the name Sofia Vergara is enough to send most horny normal men into apoplectic shock. Her accent is endearing and erotic. Her beauty is unimaginable. But her boobies – they are epic. Sofia has managed to keep her boobs from running her life. Now obviously they are enhancing her life. She’s getting fat daddy paychecks and lots of attention not because of her acting skills, but because of that body. As you can see in that first photo, she’s standing then looking like a goddess in a sheer white shirt with the most awesome looking pair of natural boobies ever-ever-ever. Yep, those are nipples you see. I sort of stare and moan and maybe twitch a little bit when I look at this pic. I would love to make her my little Brazilian plaything. Or wherever she’s from. Don’t really matter – I know where she’s going: down to dirty town. With me. And all 9 of my fingers. I chopped one off one time trying to puree some canned meat. She won’t mind. Look at the rest of me. All hot and ready to paint her body like a delicious little canvas.

In some of the interviews I’ve seen, she seems to be quite a fireball. All that emotion can be great, but eh it can wear on you. I already feel like an old man. A gal like Sofia would probably be the death of me. Mmm, but what a fun way to expire.

Also interesting to observe is the way her boobs wiggle when she is in silky undergarments and really mad and stomping around. Video example of what I’m talking about.

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Braless Women 26

Posted on July 14, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

If you’re rockin the pokies raise your hand-
beep beep!
If you’re rockin the pokies raise your hand
(beep beep).
If you’re rockin the pokies and your bra is a jokie, yeah you’re rockin the pokies so raise your hand.

This little ditty provided to you out of love, kindness, and raw arousal from your friends at bralessblog.

A few wrinkles won’t slow this blondie down. She is probably somebody famous, but the image quality and my feeble mind will now allow for proper identification. There is a very slim chance she has a bra on under there somewhere, but much like the terminal pokies from Ms Jennifer Aniston, she has no hope of covering them up.
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This young little toy is made for only one thing. Scratch that, make it two. She is made for boppin, and she is made for spending money. Yours, mainly. Might be worth it son, give her a call.
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I could get over the 80’s rockstar hair if I could just wake up next to a woman who wore jammies like this to bed. Forget the jammies, she could wear a burlap sack to bed, and as long as she’s got two hershey kisses poking out of her clothes like that, I’m game.
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I’m gonna watch a movie tonight with Gina Carano in it. If she’s hot enough, I’ll come back and post some stuff on her. Otherwise, more pokies.

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Selena Gomez Braless

Posted on July 14, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I could’ve sworn that I had something on bralessblog about Selena Gomez. But if it’s here, our search function isn’t finding it. Or possibly I am too drunk to properly hit the button. I think Selena is still Justin Bieber’s girlfriend. That in no way excuses her gray, furry mukluk boots that she’s paired with the daisy dukes and the tanktop with no bra. But I do think it sort of explains it.

To a certain extent, she has a sort of clean image. I mean, you don’t hear a lot of reports about her out smoking bongs like our girl Miley Cyrus. But she ain’t squeaky clean. Don’t let anybody who has c-cup boobies and likes to run around with no bra in a tanktop fool you – she knows how to be a dirty girl. Justin has probably figured that out by now, but if he hasn’t I would be happy to give him some pointers. Give her a good hug. Slide both hands down her pants so your palms have a good grip on what appears to be a mightfineass. Squeeze up tight so you can get some squish going in those nice boobies. Now nibble on her ear. Trust me, just do it Justin. She will moan a little bit and immediately start thinking of my favorite number – 69.

There are some interesting movies of Selena floating around. They just deleted one because somebody was getting sued, but I have no doubt it’s gonna be back online soon.

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Also, while it’s all good right now because she’s 20 years old and her metabolism is fast and she spends all night romping around with her metrosexual boyfriend, I’m a little worried that if she keeps eating like that she is eventually going to end up as a weight watchers spokesman.

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