Gina Carano Boobs

Gina Carano pic 1Here’s the scoop:
I watched Gina Carano in Haywire last night.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call her gorgeous, but she is attractive (boobs!).

She is only 30 years old, but that’s a long time to get your face pounded on, so she looks a little rough around the edges. Her body is pretty damn good.

Gina Carano pic I’m stuck on her boobs. I mean, they are gigantic. Are they fake? And if they are, why would a professional athlete go out and get a boob job knowing that would slow her down a bit, weigh her down, make it harder to move fast? I gotta say they are real. Here is my supporting evidence.

1) She’s been fighting since 2006, and has always been dedicated to winning. She wouldn’t have plumped up her chest knowing the disastrous effects it would have on her mobility and weight class.
2) I’ve seen no pictures of her from years past as a a-cup or b-cup. She’s always been curvy. She’s 5’8″ tall and 150 lbs. That ain’t tiny for a woman.
3) She’s had trouble making weight for a few fights. Girls who have to make weight don’t carry around bags of silicone or saline fake breasts.
4) Gina seems to be able to squash the girls down a bit with a sports bra or compression bra. It’s hard to do that if they are fake.

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I swear I didn’t realize she was Crush in American Gladiator. She wore an outfit that consisted of a silver tanktop, what looked like a girdle, and some short shorts. Man, I used to love that show. The chicks on there were so hot.
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Gina is listed as having 36DD boobs. Holy cow those things are tantalizing!
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I checked out her twitter feed, and her instagram account, and her facebook page because… well, because I’m a good little stalker. She has 503k followers for her instagram. Trust me, that wouldn’t happen if she was just some simple stunt woman with a hair upper lip and no personality. Some of her popularity has to attributed to cleavage.
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Update:

Apparently Gina was saying some uncool things on social media, and go herself fired from her latest acting gig. Not cool, but it in no way affects my inspection of her boobies. I thought it would be an excellent time to post this weigh-in video from a while back. Resolution sucks, but I like what we can see!

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Heidi Klum Braless

Heidi Klum is one tall, skinny drink of water. I figure she must have some serious icepick nipples in order to make such fierce pokies in this blue dress. I mean, she’s skinny with maybe b-cups so you gotta try really hard to eek out some pokies under those conditions. Heidi is getting up there in age. She and her man Sealed popped out like 12 kids. There for awhile, every time I saw a picture of her she had a baby bump and big mommie hooters. Now I hear that she’s divorcing Seal. Hey, good riddance. Does he even sing any more? I haven’t seen him on Hee-Haw lately. Where does a guy go after getting dumped by Heidi Klum. Actually here’s what I would do. I’d find some young tramp and flash her all over the city. Heidi is pretty and everything, but older women always get all bitter and pissy when they think about the young foxes gobbling up all the guys.

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Sofia Vergara Boobs

Just uttering the name Sofia Vergara is enough to send most horny normal men into apoplectic shock. Her accent is endearing and erotic. Her beauty is unimaginable. But her boobies – they are epic. Sofia has managed to keep her boobs from running her life. Now obviously they are enhancing her life. She’s getting fat daddy paychecks and lots of attention not because of her acting skills, but because of that body. As you can see in that first photo, she’s standing then looking like a goddess in a sheer white shirt with the most awesome looking pair of natural boobies ever-ever-ever. Yep, those are nipples you see. I sort of stare and moan and maybe twitch a little bit when I look at this pic. I would love to make her my little Brazilian plaything. Or wherever she’s from. Don’t really matter – I know where she’s going: down to dirty town. With me. And all 9 of my fingers. I chopped one off one time trying to puree some canned meat. She won’t mind. Look at the rest of me. All hot and ready to paint her body like a delicious little canvas.

In some of the interviews I’ve seen, she seems to be quite a fireball. All that emotion can be great, but eh it can wear on you. I already feel like an old man. A gal like Sofia would probably be the death of me. Mmm, but what a fun way to expire.

Also interesting to observe is the way her boobs wiggle when she is in silky undergarments and really mad and stomping around. Video example of what I’m talking about.

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Braless Women 26

If you’re rockin the pokies raise your hand-
beep beep!
If you’re rockin the pokies raise your hand
(beep beep).
If you’re rockin the pokies and your bra is a jokie, yeah you’re rockin the pokies so raise your hand.

This little ditty provided to you out of love, kindness, and raw arousal from your friends at bralessblog.

A few wrinkles won’t slow this blondie down. She is probably somebody famous, but the image quality and my feeble mind will now allow for proper identification. There is a very slim chance she has a bra on under there somewhere, but much like the terminal pokies from Ms Jennifer Aniston, she has no hope of covering them up.
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This young little toy is made for only one thing. Scratch that, make it two. She is made for boppin, and she is made for spending money. Yours, mainly. Might be worth it son, give her a call.
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I could get over the 80’s rockstar hair if I could just wake up next to a woman who wore jammies like this to bed. Forget the jammies, she could wear a burlap sack to bed, and as long as she’s got two hershey kisses poking out of her clothes like that, I’m game.
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I’m gonna watch a movie tonight with Gina Carano in it. If she’s hot enough, I’ll come back and post some stuff on her. Otherwise, more pokies.

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