Braless Tanktops

Wendy Fiore Braless

What is it the radio and television programs say? And now, a word from our sponsors? Well, the bad news is, I’m just throwing this out there so you will get hungry enough to take a bite of the forbidden Wendy Fiore apple. The good news is, hot damn is she rocking the braless tanktop or what?

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I cannot be sure, but I think those girls are real. I mean, for sho they are real gigantic. The way she squashes them around, they look mighty soft, so that lends support to my hypothesis. I’m not sure what Wendy’s ethnicity is. She looks kind of Brazilian. She has a bunch of videos on her website where she has a bit of a (sexy) accent. I must be getting old, you know? She shakes those braless ta-ta’s all over the place in all these HD movies that completely fill up my screen, and here I am telling you about her accent. Maybe my testosterone is declining and I will soon get the urge to be a hairdresser and drive a VW Bug. With a flower in the little vase thing. I’ll decide big boobs are kinda gross and become “friends” with busty ladies like Wendy while I cut their hair.

Braless Amateurs, Braless D-Cups, Braless Tanktops

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A few more braless babes to start our day won’t hurt a thing. Might even get some blood flowing to the nether regions, which tends to reduce productivity, even if it tends to wake us right up.

Ignoring the hairy cave-man forearm of her boyfriend, I think you’ll find braless amateur #1 in acceptable condition. Apparently she likes to go shopping in tight pink v-neck sweaters that emphasize her cleavage. And, I suppose you noticed the pokies? Delicious! I like her little purse, and her skirt, and her hair. Ah, what the hell, I might as well ask her to marry me.
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And then there’s the tanktop. Always the tanktop. I don’t know who invented it, but it’s safe to assume it was some pervert like me who liked seeing lots of skin and ladies with their boobs swinging around. This gal isn’t going to do too much swinging since she appears to be an A-cup, but she clearly has at least two things to show off.
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These are some tantalizing, in-your-face boobies. Rucking the green t-shirt up until we see underboob is a very effective way of getting attention around here. Those appear to be good solid b- or c-cups. Natural breasts tend to lie down a bit when unsupported by a bra, so it’s tricky guessing cup size.
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This last lady really doesn’t qualify as an amateur, but she definitely earns her spot. Her name is Nayara Blue. She is 30 years old, 5’7″ tall, weighs 120 lbs, and measures 36D-26-34. You can call that curvy. And you can call those boobies.
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Braless Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara Soft Boobies

All of us know who Sofia Vergara is. All of he women out there know who she is because they want hair and boobies like hers. All of the men out there know who she is because, well because they want boobies like hers. They are soft, and they can be squished around, and the bounce like a boob is supposed to. I know this because I watch very carefully. I’ve seen her on TV a few times, and in a few commercials. She shows up in magazines too, but for some reason any magazine with her in it that gets near me ends up with the pages stuck together. What gives?

Now, I’ll admit, she ain’t perfect. Her teeth are a little too big and a little too white. It’s like the definition of caps or whatever you call them. Shoot, she could have dentures and I wouldn’t care. My view rarely gets above her chest. Unless she has her back to me. And then my view tends to drift down, down, until BAM I get to that booty. This gal has some curves. Hopefully she sticks with jenny craig as she ages so we have no flab problems. I could always be her personal trainer. But I’d be afraid she’d get pregnant, cause I’m real virile. Even got a tattoo that says that: REAL VIRILE. Chicks digit.

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Braless Celebrities

Konnie Huq Pinches Em

We initially discussed Konnie Huq oh about six years ago now. Trust me her braless boobs have not gotten any less delicious as time has marched on. The fact that they defy gravity suggests they are fake, but fake isn’t fake if you can touch/smell/taste them so you know, cut her a break.

Konnie nips always seem to be active and kinda looking around. This could possibly be because it’s drafty. All the time. Everywhere she goes (?). Or maybe she’s pinching the nips. You know, perk em up a little for the camera. We don’t mind, either way, right? One way is sort of natural, one way is sort of psychotic and slutty and deceptive, but boobs are boobs, just ask former President Clinton.

She has that mocha colored skin that makes me think…. well, to be honest, it makes me think thick bush. I can and have put up with a thick bush. Some times the taste of a fruit is so sweet, you are willing to climb quite a tree to reach it. And I’m sure that’s the case here. If Konnie does indeed allow the wookie-bush to take hold down there, not unlike kudzuu in the South in the 1970’s, I would weather that injustice and do my deed with no complaints. I’d probably even take pictures of it.

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