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Julianne Hough is known on some stages as one of the best ballroom dancers ever to boogie. She is known to some fans as a fantastic country singer. She is known in my pants as owner of the hottest, sexiest, most massively erotic blue eyes on planet earth. If you can for just one second get past the fact that her little b-cup boobies are sitting right there unsupported, uncupped, about to fall out of her cute little yellow dress which is slit damn near down to her knees, you will notice that her eyes are blue enough to freeze a glacier and awesome enough to prompt me to propose.

Yep, that’s right Julianne, it’s not your braless wantonness that inspires me to matrimonial lunacy, it’s those eyes that make me think of the Husky that bit my pinky toe off when I was eight years old. She is only 23 so really she’s too young to marry quite yet. I still have time to go out and get a degree in ophthalmology, and also a degree in dentistry, so that as I age and she ages right alongside me I can keep those perfect eyes and perfect teeth from degrading somehow and falling from the unattainable into the merely mortal category. Wow, imagine what she would look like in a halter top drinking a beer on the tailgate of my truck.

Update:

So I guess Kristin Cavallari has aged a bit since 2007 when we posted about her. Haven’t we all. 5 years in Hollywood can be a long time. You sort of have to multiply by an adjustment factor – not unlike calculating dog years. But she is still hot. And her boobs are still yummy. If her fame size was just a little bigger, she would look a lot like Britney Spears. She is not only dating Jay Cutler (the quarterback, not the bodybuilder) I hear they are expecting a baby. Congratulations to them, and congratulations to us. I firmly expect pregnancy will plump up those boobies, and we will scope out the pics and share them with our devoted readers. Now after the pregnancy is over, and they deflate -pshhhhh- like leaky balloons, conditions may warrant an “enhancement” by one of those expert Docs in Bevery Hills. Taking a look at her in this nude-colored dress makes me wonder why an insanely hot babe like her wouldn’t wear, you know like a bright color. Red, for instance. With some stripper boots and lots of eye makeup. Trashy is the new chic, if you haven’t heard Kristin. If you don’t like it, just tell Jay to come beat me up.

That is one very sexy bare shoulder I see there!