Miley Cyrus Braless

Miley Cyrus is such a cutie-pie. She has a sexy, smoky, crooner of a voice. She apparently likes to smoke things out of bongs, and that little body is for the most part completely unmarked by an age-related defects. She is just barely 18, which allows us to slobber and grope freely without fear of retribution or any type of guilt complex. I like her eyes and her slightly goofy smile. And did I mention her body, the whole perky age thing? Miley is not her real name, it’s a shortened form of her nickname Smiley. I can’t be sure she would be smiling if she new the perverted things that were going through my mind, but then again maybe she has grown up fast and grown up right as my friend Tom Petty says. I like this dress she is wearing. Kind of sexy, makes me wonder what’s underneath it (yum).

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Hope Solo Pokies

American Soccer player Hope Solo is famous for more than her soccer skills. Some gals (like Jennifer Aniston for example) seem to have TNH. TNH stands for:
Terminal
Nipple
Hard-on’s
Hot, cold, wet, dry, excited, bored, walking down the street, sprinting around in an Olympic soccer game, don’t matter, nipples are hard. It’s a terminal condition see, it will never improve. Which is fine by me. Very sexy, and provides us with more to look at. The condition is sort of indicative of having big, solid, protruding nipples. Which is also just fine with me, and it ought to be fine with you. You want something to gnosh on, son. Also, you may end up having kids, and they want something to gnosh on. It’s a clear indicator of natural selection at work. Big nips means better fed, healthier babies. Men like us favor big nips. So we procreate with those type of women more, so they have more babies, who are better fed, and the human race continues on. Wow, awesome how that works. I’m just glad I can do my part.

December 2016 update:
Hope got herself into some hot water by making some unacceptable comments during the Olympics.
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She actually got suspended from the US Soccer team. When you’re thirty-five years old, getting suspended like that is the equivalent of getting put in jail for six months or a year. It is more difficult to keep in shape, and keep those reflexes strong. Of course, she could just give up, and come be a bikini model on my back porch full-time.

Update 2:
Who would’ve thought I would be back here so many years later adding this crazy update?

The news reported Hope was arrested recently on suspicion of driving under the influence. Apparently she was found passed out in her car with her kids in the back seat. This girl has been on controversial event after the other. I’m actually still stuck on the idea that she had kids, and dreaming about whether she subsequently breastfed them with those giant, terminally hard nipples.

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LeAnn Rimes Braless

We’ve been messing around with LeAnn Rimes here on BralessBlog since 2006. Here me now and believe me later: I know LeAnn’s boobies. And they’ve gotten bigger. After very carefully studying the size and shape and location of Leann’s mogombos, I can definitely say they do not seem to correspond to her bodyweight. For most women, gaining a little weight means gaining a little boob size. Not so with LeAnn. By that I don’t mean her boobs won’t grow if she gains weight – I’m just pointing out the fact in the photo below she seems to be as skinny/fit as I’ve ever seen her, and yet zee cans are biggar. Previous posts are pasted at the bottom of your page for reference. This makes me suspect augmentation, which as you can imagine I’m in no way against, just want to make my stance clear. And it’s sort of a 3-legged stance right now, because despite the fact that LeAnn has looked prettier, she makes the center leg of my tripod grow.

LeAnn Rimes
LeAnn Rimes Nip
LeAnn Rimes Braless and Exotic
LeAnn Rimes Shows ‘Em Off

How about a video to make it all better?

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Jordan Carver Braless Tanktop

I am assuming it is unnecessary to point out the fact that Jordan Carver has a pair of mogambos that bring mere mortals to their knees. Maybe you don’t like big boobies, which suggests a number of things:

  • you don’t like big braless boobies because you’re mama did something terribly wrong during the course of breastfeeding you (e.g. slathered her nipples with lemon juice)
  • you find braless boobies disgusting and just happened to stumble across this website searching for “how to go braless without detection”
  • you don’t like braless boobies officially, but in the dark of the night you hug up tight to two basketballs and motorboat them until the skin on your nose is raw

My point is, if you are normally abnormal like the rest of us, the site of Jordan Carver writhing around doing contortionist yoga poses on a chilly morning in a natural setting without much in the way of clothes on is enough to make you schwing. Look at the heft and the perkiness of those things! And the pokies, wow perfect 10. The only way it could be better than this is if they were in my living room. I hear that she is lesbian, and only likes guys in the way I can appreciate a rugged Navy Seal with the body of a greek god.

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Previous Jordan Carver braless perversions.

Update:
I thought I should add this pic of Jordan topless

And here we have a delicious downblouse view of Jordan’s cleavage.

And finally, a selfie of Jordan and her… pussycat?

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