Lauren Pope Braless

November 22, 2011 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

Lauren Pope is famous for no reason at all. Yep, sounds a lot like the Kardashian girls. She is from Great Britain, did some modeling, was a DJ (homo-say-what?), produced an album that nobody has ever heard of, and has her own brand of hair extensions. If a blonde goddess with striking blue eyes isn’t enough to get everybody’s attention, all she has to do it show up to a movie premier braless and wearing no underwear, and cameras start to melt down. It’s conceivable producers of rechargeable lithium ion batteries actually pay hot little wannabe starlets like Lauren Pope to throw on what looks to be a long but skinny red scarf, wrap it around her naked body, then parade around at night until photographers are forced to buy more battery packs. It’s clear there is some tape involved in keeping Lauren’s vageen semi-private. By that I mean she may have taped the edges of her dress down as opposed to taping her labes. No nip tape is evident though, considering her girls are awake, pointing at the sky, and looking ready for a nuzzle from yours truly. I wish she would ditch that belt and just let the scarf move around and until my curiosity is satisfied.

Amateur Pokies, Bikini Pokies

Sometimes One is Enough

November 18, 2011 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

Well, one isn’t always enough. I can think of several instances where you’re gonna need more than one…
M&M’s
boobs
dollars
But sometimes one is just right. Take for example this post’s photo. This one single photo clearly demonstrates exactly what it is to experience bikini pokies. It is a gigantic pic, but we can classify these boobies as big instead of gigantic. Just fine if you ask me. Dee-lish if you ask me. That pose, with the arms over the head, and the cock of the hip blending into a perky curvy butt, and the wanton scowl that says “I just woke up from taking a nap while sunbathing on this beach, and I’m hungry, and I’m horny, and somebody needs to satisfy both of these requirements immediately”… that’s hot. If there were two pics, it would almost be like having two Ferraris in your garage. Which is to say, pretty cool, and something to brag about, but you might get in such a hurry to experience both of them, you could miss out on truly saving the one. So click on it, and bask in this gal’s glory. May she live forever in the annals of bikini babe history.

Bikini Pokies

Gigantic Bikini Pokies

November 6, 2011 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

Yikes. It’s almost like that movie The Swamp Thing, where a hideous green monster comes out of the water dripping seaweed and dragging razor sharp prehistoric claws that will be used to subdue you and whisk you away back to the depths. Except in this case, there is a smokin hot brunette coming out of the water, and she is stacked with some gigantic boobies, and her wet top is so clingy and thin it is hopeless to resist the turgid nipples erupting within.

If you stare hard enough, and oh dear reader I’m sure you are, you’ll see her bikini bottom says “making waves.” Which really seems quite appropriate, no?

She is skinny enough to model, hefty enough to put a hurtin on ya if you don’t do exactly what she says, and mmmm those dreamy gigantic bikini pokies. Did I mention the big boobs? Let’s go back to that for a minute. Would you say those are like F cups?

I’m actually starting to feel very slightly guilty for the “swamp thing” reference. She’s no swamp thing, I’m just saying… you know… ah, never mind.

I would also like to check her out with her hair done up and a bit of makeup on. In some lingerie! Now I’m getting myself all worked up.

I’m guessing she clambered up the beach, stretched out her beach towel, and laid down. At that point, every guy within sight had to adjust his crotch and maybe lay a magazine over his lap. Spontaneous erections are not for the faint of heart. Gotta hide those suckers if they visit on a crowded beach as a result of F-cups walking by.

Where does a woman buy a bikini top large enough to fit boobs that big, sturdy enough to keep from snapping like a weak piece of grass in the wind, and yet thin enough to show off those raisonette pokies?

Braless Celebrities

Hayden Panettiere Braless

November 3, 2011 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

I’ve had a crush on Hayden Panettiere forever. She can only be described as cute, and if you looked up the word perky in Webster’s Naughty Dictionary it would have a picture of Hayden standing there in an open cup bra asking you if you want another drink, sir. She is kind of an activist, but she has a tattoo of a misspelled Italian phrase that makes me thinks she would be a wild one in bed. She is petite little thing at 5’1″ tall. I tend to have a thing for petite women. I can certainly appreciate tall women and long legs, but there’s some kind of animalistic attraction to the little hotties. Maybe it’s something in my genes that cries out for me to jump on them and hump like a bunny rabbit and make some babies. The fact that she did the cheerleader in Heroes and she single is kind of enough to make me want to propose marriage if I ever meet her.