Braless Celebrities, Carshow Pokies

Sandra Ahrabian Braless

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Nobody knows who Sandra Ahrabian is. But that’s ok – she’s about to become that much more famous. She went slinking around some Hollywood party all braless with her nips poking out and her cleavage sloshing about, and we are here to keep the public informed about it. Turns out she is some kind of German television celebrity. Like the semi-slutty equivalent of Vanna White maybe. Her father was Iranian, and her mother was German/Irish, which means she has a hot temper and a thick bush I suppose. Maybe she trims it. Please gawd. She is clearly using those boobs as delicious weapons, and o my it works. Try wearing a lemon-lime colored silk top slit open to your fineass belly button and tweak your nipples before you run out into the onrush of photographers just in case the pokies are not yet defying the laws of physics. Mmm, verah nice. If you ever find yourself in German, you may decide to flip through every TV channel you can find hoping you run across Sandra doing her thing.

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Braless Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston a Braless Hot Mess

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You knew it was coming – how long can we make it here on bralessblog without posting about Jennifer Aniston? She may be 42, but she is one hot braless mess and we love her. In these photos, her hair looks a little frumpy, but her eyes more than make up for it. And those boobies literally make me jump up and click my heels together. I think that may be Reese Witherspoon she’s hugged up on in the one photo. See how her boobs are kind of squashed up, and they are braless and unsupported and ready for a hug squash? Oooo-ahhh, that’s awesome. I need to get in there for some motorboating. At 42, Jenn is still young enough to be able to take some vigorous um action, but old enough to not be surprised by it. I feel certain she and I would get along fabulously. I could even grow my whiskers out and try to take her back to the days of Brad Pitt.

Braless Celebrities

Miley Cyrus Braless

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Miley Cyrus is such a cutie-pie. She has a sexy, smoky, crooner of a voice. She apparently likes to smoke things out of bongs, and that little body is for the most part completely unmarked by an age-related defects. She is just barely 18, which allows us to slobber and grope freely without fear of retribution or any type of guilt complex. I like her eyes and her slightly goofy smile. And did I mention her body, the whole perky age thing? Miley is not her real name, it’s a shortened form of her nickname Smiley. I can’t be sure she would be smiling if she new the perverted things that were going through my mind, but then again maybe she has grown up fast and grown up right as my friend Tom Petty says. I like this dress she is wearing. Kind of sexy, makes me wonder what’s underneath it (yum).

Sports Pokies

Hope Solo Pokies

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American Soccer player Hope Solo is famous for more than her soccer skills. Some gals (like Jennifer Aniston for example) seem to have TNH. TNH stands for:
Terminal
Nipple
Hard-on’s
Hot, cold, wet, dry, excited, bored, walking down the street, sprinting around in an Olympic soccer game, don’t matter, nipples are hard. It’s a terminal condition see, it will never improve. Which is fine by me. Very sexy, and provides us with more to look at. The condition is sort of indicative of having big, solid, protruding nipples. Which is also just fine with me, and it ought to be fine with you. You want something to gnosh on, son. Also, you may end up having kids, and they want something to gnosh on. It’s a clear indicator of natural selection at work. Big nips means better fed, healthier babies. Men like us favor big nips. So we procreate with those type of women more, so they have more babies, who are better fed, and the human race continues on. Wow, awesome how that works. I’m just glad I can do my part.

December 2016 update:
Hope got herself into some hot water by making some unacceptable comments during the Olympics.
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She actually got suspended from the US Soccer team. When you’re thirty-five years old, getting suspended like that is the equivalent of getting put in jail for six months or a year. It is more difficult to keep in shape, and keep those reflexes strong. Of course, she could just give up, and come be a bikini model on my back porch full-time.

Update 2:
Who would’ve thought I would be back here so many years later adding this crazy update?

The news reported Hope was arrested recently on suspicion of driving under the influence. Apparently she was found passed out in her car with her kids in the back seat. This girl has been on controversial event after the other. I’m actually still stuck on the idea that she had kids, and dreaming about whether she subsequently breastfed them with those giant, terminally hard nipples.