Orange You Glad She’s Braless

Posted on April 16, 2011 by Mr. Pokies

AICHT! [That was an inhuman shriek released only when braless boobies make me fu-reak out mementarily.] About 42 people emailed me and asked for more videos. I’m happy to oblige. This braless video is perfect for several reasons:
1) shear, thin top
2) very perky boobs that absolutely prove that gravity is a myth
3) lots of stomping and bouncing and sashaying and stomping, god bless her
and the #1 (er, I mean #4) reason it’s perfect
4) she’s braless

I’m not too much into fashion. I mean, I drink bear out of a can and wear Zubaz animal print pants with stretcy sides and a velcro closure. But if I was assured, I mean 100% guaranteed that I would see chicks like this on fashion catwalks, I promise I would never miss a fashion show. I’d probably have to serve drinks or maybe hand out mints at the bathroom door, but nonetheless I would be there with my laser eyes.

Update: Annnd another video deleted by youtube despite only being PG and not showing nudity but making me aroused.

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Joanna Golabek

Posted on April 15, 2011 by Mr. Pokies

Okay, so if this works I will have taken a gigantic leap for mankind by presenting bralessness in motion for the first time. Uh, at least on bralessblog. I don’t want to freak any of our longtime visitors out, just trying to add a little spice to our lives. Yummy braless Joanna Golabek spice. If you’re so incline, I think you can go to the BralessBlog channel for more goodies. At least until youtube bans me 🙂

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Nicole Trunfio

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Mr. Pokies

In my never ending quest to provide you, my loyal readers, with the finest Weemen sporting the sexiest pokies, I have stumbled across Nicole Trunfio. She is some kind of Australian model. She won a contest on a television show that was related to a supermodel search. This is probably because she is 5’10” of fine-babe-action packed chock full of long lean legs, magnificent cans, and pouty lips. The tiny amount of droop I detect in her boobage tells me she may be all-natural. I’ll have to do a more exact test (also known as the motorboat) to be sure, which at this point seems unlikely. Nicole reminds me of the Weird Science babe Kelly Lebrock. I am perverted enough and old enough to remember the babe and the movie, but not smart enough to remember her name (thanks google). I’m not sure what’s up with the pose where you spin around and show off your ass, but hey she can pull it off so ___. Notice Virgin Mobile is a real loser in this game. They probably paid like a kajillion dollars to sponsor this premier and the planners were nice enough to splatter Virgin’s logo all over everything. But here we are loooking at Nicole’s cans and reminiscing about Lebrock and I’ve caught you not looking at their ads. Ha.

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Brooklyn Decker

Posted on March 13, 2011 by Mr. Pokies

Well sir we all know just by looking that this lovely lavender dress was just made for the likes of bralessblog fans. The fact that it’s slit halfway up the sides is nice but mostly inconsequential. I’m referring more to:
1) thin material
2) back scooped out so dang far we get sideboob action
3) the impossibility of wearing a bra with it
4) a price point that allows only hot little starlets with tight bodies and perky boobies purchase it

Those are 34D’s Brooklyn Decker is sporting there chaps (and chapettes). She don’t play around. When she points them at you, you’re gonna freeze like Barney Fife just drew his wheel gun with a glint in his eye. You may’ve started the drooling process back in the Sports Illustrated days, but she finished us all off in that clip from Just Go With It where she’s coming out of the surf with the wet bikini and enough shake and sway to dangle them into our permanent synapses. If I ever go to jail – which seems more likely all the time – I could probably make it at least 3-5 years with no human contact as long as I was allowed a high speed internet connection, unlimited Brooklyn Decker searches, and a mountain of kleenex.

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