I’m suddenly left with a hankering for a delicious strawberry Frostee. Possibly one that is very cold and not watery at all and drizzled over a prominent brown nipple. Knowing my luck, I will probably bee sued for using the trademarked term frostee in the same paragraph as nipple. I’m willing to risk it. I couldn’t let these shots go to waste.
Based on the ridiculous frequency with which Jelena Dokic prominently displays those beastly nipples, I think we can conclude one or more of the following facts:
1) she doesn’t mind showing off her pokies
2) she kind of likes it, ie “hey guys, check these out”
3) she can’t help it, ie “dang, no matter what I do these things can’t be contained
And let me clear something up, by “beastly” I just mean “big ones that tantalize me.” I in no way mean to infer I don’t like them or wish she would change the arrangement. I’ve noticed the sports channels actually arrange their camera angles and edit their footage to try and avoid showing Jelena’s girls to the public. Probably due to numerous calls from hysterical parents about offensive programming involving our favorite topic.
I never woulda’ thunk it, but here we have country music star Faith Hill braless and poking our eyes out. Ravishing isn’t she? In the one photo, her husband Tim McGraw seems to be saying “Wow, can you believe those pokies man?” At least I think that’s Tim McGraw, I’ve never actually seen the top of his head before. I assumed he was bald because he’s always wearing hats and bandannas to hide his chrome dome sort of like Brett Michaels. If it’s not Tim, it might be Spike Lee. Err, no wait that’s not right. Never mind, why am I babbling about dudes when we could be drinking in the sweet nectar that is Faith’s cleavage?
Ridiculous. That’s what I think when I see this. But the thought is sort of juxtaposed against: Wow, she looks incredible. I would eat that. Maybe she’s famous and I just don’t recognize her, but even still – she should be famous. And will be. Shoot, any girl who lands on these pages becomes famous. Welcome to stardom sweetie!
