Lisa Rinna Gets Serious

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

When I say Lisa Rinna gets serious, I’m obviously not talking about her cap. Her cap is seriously dorky. What I’m talking about are those pokies. Give me a break. I’m sure Lisa has been “enhanced.” Hey, these days everybody in Hollywood has a boob job, even Mel Gibson. But did she get a nipple job too? If so, that rocks. And her nipples rock too. They could cut rocks. Her tshirt is so tight and so thin, and her nips on so clearly displayed, it’s almost like she’s wearing latex. If you were a guy behind her in the checkout line at the grocery store, everybody would be calling you a pervert, because you wouldn’t be able to stop staring. But how could you help yourself?

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Kate Price

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

Maybe Kate Price got a ride on a friend’s Harley Davidson and was possessed by some kind of pole dancing demon. This happens to me sometimes. I’ll be watching a Nascar race or maybe mowing the grass and I’ll suddenly get an overwhelming urge to swing around a shiny pole and show off my bootay. Kate has more stuff to show off than I do, and many more people want to see it.

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Audrina Partridge

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

This is Audrina Partridge and her breasts. I thought I would introduce you to both, because really the chances that Audrina’s breasts are a real part of her and therefore don’t require a separate introduction are very small. Not that I’m complaining. The only way I could watch Audrina (or any of the other hot little twitties) on The Hills was if I muted it and did the picture in a picture thing on my fancy TV. The Hills is gone, but rest easy because you’ll be able to see Audrina with all her enhancements on her own show in 2010. No word on whether she’ll stay clothed, but I’m reasonably certain she will at some point speak.

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Angelina Jolie Shows Some Rare Ones

Posted on August 3, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

It’s pretty rare to see Angelina Jolie with pokies (my previous post from 2006 notwithstanding). She does possess some rather large chesticles, but apparently she prides herself on keeping those nipples under wraps. Or maybe she just stays warm and unirritated? I feel certain that if she got up close to me and danced a tango kind of like she did with Brad Pitt in that Mr. and Mrs Jones movie she would the nips. Of course, I would have to go take some dance lessons, but still, I am probably that good looking.

Movie (too hot for bralessblog!)

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