Angelina Jolie Shows Some Rare Ones

It’s pretty rare to see Angelina Jolie with pokies (my previous post from 2006 notwithstanding). She does possess some rather large chesticles, but apparently she prides herself on keeping those nipples under wraps. Or maybe she just stays warm and unirritated? I feel certain that if she got up close to me and danced a tango kind of like she did with Brad Pitt in that Mr. and Mrs Jones movie she would the nips. Of course, I would have to go take some dance lessons, but still, I am probably that good looking.

Movie (too hot for bralessblog!)

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Agnes Bruckner

Agnes Bruckner grew up in a Hollywood lifestyle. Her parents where European, and her mother started her out in dance, voice lessons, and even beauty pageants. She started starring in movies at an early age, including one with Sandra Bullock. She is hot, cute, perky, and apparently an exhibitionist. Nice nips on that one.

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More Fountain Boobies

Cmon, you can’t seriously walk around an outdoor fountain in the summertime without sliding your ghetto-cool mirrored sunglasses on and checking out all the chickies. Seeing boobies like this makes me happy. The world is right, the economy is fine, I’m not about to get fired, the national debt has not just exploded, and my other car really is a Porsche. Those boobies make me think that women everywhere want me to look and are pleased that I’ve noticed. By the way, is she listening to a real Ipod or are those white earbuds just faking me out?

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Christina Ricci

Who would’ve thought back when we were watching her bee-bop around in the Addams Family that we’d get a boner over pictures of Christina Ricci walking across a parking lot braless. I’m guessing she proceeded to climb into a $100,000 Mercedes or BMW, but I swear that has nothing to do with the trouser snake action. When she was younger, her parents divorced and she was a cutter. You know, the self-injury thing. That’s a little creepy. But did I mention that she is not wearing a bra and she’s kind of sexy? She is known as an activist so I probably won’t marry her.

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