Just because I don’t know who they are, just because they don’t fit neatly into a category, just because you don’t see them on your street corner or your television doesn’t mean we shouldn’t cover them here on bralessblog. By cover, I really mean covet. Drool upon. Fantasize about. Get lost in ze cleavages.
I saw the movie Confessions of a Shopaholic this weekend. Too cutesy even for a wimp like me, but there was that two hours of awesome Isla Fisher footage. You may remember her as that crazy sex-addict from Wedding Crashers. I did not remember little Isla having such mucho boobies, but she did have a kid not too long ago so maybe they are still in a state of maternal tumescence. She has a few lines and wrinkles on her face but holly mackerel does she have a skinny perky little body.
Ohh, aghh. Jennifer Aniston is ridiculous. She ruins me. All other women are practically knocked out of contention. Man she is hot. Man her boobies are really nice. The pokies are terminal, they are everpresent. They are out of control. I suspect she hit puberty, grew boobs, and started this TDN (tantalizing display of nipples) immediately and in perpetuity. I don’t think the in perpetuity thing is grammatically correct, but I’ve been dying to use it on a Jennifer Aniston post.
Here are a few more photos, one from Jen’s braless stand-up on Saturday Night Live, and the other is her walking across the parking lot with pokies so dangerous they could rip material and damage unprotected corneas…
I had never heard of Fearne Cotton before, but after seeing her in this dress it was hard to think of anything else for like 10 minutes. My mind sort of got in a rut thinking about warm, heavy boobies capped with raspy erect nipples bouncing against the thin satin dress and BAM! I drove off the road into a mailbox. One of the big blue ones. Can I be arrested for this? Can Fearne be arrested for taunting us like this? Apparently she is some kind of British presenter. She has some interesting tattoos. Wait a minute, did I just say something about her tattoos? Sincerely, this is an amazing display of maturity that I can look at these photos and see anything other than… well, you know. She reminds me of Heather Graham – similar hair, face, body.
