Braless Devil in a Blue Dress

We have all met them before. They may be blonde, with deep blue eyes. Perfect skin, with florescent white teeth. Dangling earings, a necklace draped into a plunging neckline lost in the deep cleavage of two heaving braless breasts. Tiny waist with wide hips. A skirt that is clingy, heels capping off perfect legs. They know they have it, and they use it when they want to or need to. They get what they want from me usually. Sometimes I am smart enough to say no, but geez running across a hot women like this in the workplace or out in public can be unnerving. You have to have a steely hand and determination to tell them “No, I will not change your flat tire, call a wrecker like everybody else.” Some girls like this become strippers, which is a waste. Not that strippers aren’t awesome, and fun to hang around, and a little naughty to sleep with, it’s just that if you take those looks and attitude into an office you can wreak such havoc and get promoted so fast.

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Madeline Zima

Madeline Zima is the 23 year old actress from The Nanny and Californication. I’m not sure if she’s married, but probably not. In fact, I bet she doesn’t have a boyfriend. The reason I say that is because she isn’t pregnant. Any girl that looks that fresh and perky and is famous and semi-rich would need like eight forms of birth control in order to keep herself from getting impregnated. Madeline and her sisters have been in the Hollywood industry for years. Sometimes she calls me dirty names in bed, but I just remind her that sticks and stones can break my bones but words can only engorge me.

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Pokie in the Rain

Rain rain go away.
Please come back
another day.

Wait.
I changed my mind.
Didn’t mean to be so unkind.

Are those nips I see?
It really must be.
No bra on dear lady.

Rinse her off.
Wet her down.
I’ll talk her up and look around.

I can’t help
but enjoy the sight.
Braless women on a rainy night.

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Mandy Moore

Who would’ve thought a few years ago that today we’d be serving up delicious pics of a braless Mandy Moore? She is a real cutie: sweet, petitie, and has some talent. I think these photos were taken during some kind of magazine shoot. Actually, I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she is 25. WTF, I would’ve guessed like 20. She has dated Andy Roddick (tennise star) and Wilmer Valderrama (soccer star). This seems to suggest a pattern – she likes sporty athletic dudes. So what I’m saying is, I still have a chance. If I shaved all the hair off my back and got a tan, she might think I was a sexy beast. And we could go on a date. Neither one of us would wear a bra, it would be great.

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