Cheryl Cole Brrrr

Cheryl Cole has won our attention before. Her girls are perky and pointy, and that’s what we do here at BB. We are the kings of perky and pointy, we reward these attributes with our rapt attention. I do not need any drugs for attention deficit disorder when Cheryl is around.

Here’s what she was thinking this day:
Hmm, the blue top or the salmon colored one? Let’s go with blue.
Bra? Nah.
Maybe I should take a sweater, might rain today.
Oops, forgot my sweater and it’s raining and it’s actually kind of cold out here. Darn right nippy.
Speaking of nippy, there are those pesky photographers again.
I think I’ll just jog over to the other side of the street. Maybe they will leave me alone over there.
Oh gosh, all this bouncing and cold air has aroused my nipples. Do you think those photographers can see them?
What about that pubescent boy sitting on that park bench right there? Jeesh, look how big his eyes just got. My nips must be poking out. I think I’ll look down and see.

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Kate Beckinsale Bounces Down the Street

Some dude probably broke is expensive 100x digital camera when Kate Beckinsale walked by on a busy street. I first saw her in Pearl Harbor (the movie, not the monument) and totally fell in love with her. I’d have to bust out a calculator to determine how old I was at the time, but I clearly remember her stunning beauty. Honestly, her body is maybe a little too skinny for me, but I tell ya beggars can’t be choosers. If she showed up in a tight black leather suit like she wore in that one movie (Underworld?), I’d make her mine.

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Jessica Biel Soft Satin

Jessica Biel looks great in just about anything. She certainly has a fine bikini body. And a summer dress does her well too. These photos are of Jessica wearing a sexy white satin dress for a photo shoot for her upcoming movie Easy Virtue. This also stars Colin Firth and Kristin Scott Thomas. (You guys remind me to do a feature on Kristin Scott Thomas sometime ok?)

I saw her in the Illusionist and thought she did fairly well. I would love it if she did a few illusions in my house, maybe made our clothes disappear and then have us float horizontally in mid-air.

She is only 27 years old, but sometimes she seems much older. I bet she has to workout like a fiend to keep that booty on track. Treadmill and elliptical trainer, that’s my guess.

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Megan Fox

What can you say about a beauty like Megan Fox? When a babe goes out on the red carpet like this with a thin silk dress and no bra, she is definitely not shy. Do you see her covering herself up or hiding from the paparazzi behind her costars? No sir. She right out there with the nips pointing the way.

Ms. Megan has a fabulous body, and I know how hard it is to follow these directions but: just for a minute, ignore her boobs and her body and check out her eyes. Are those contacts? Are the fake eyeballs? They are so blue they could burn a jet right out of the sky.

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