Yeah, Christine Teigen. You don’t know who she is, but it don’t matter. You’re going to lust after her just like every other human being on the planet earth. What a crazy body, with some crazy cleavage.
Miley Cyrus and Heidi Klum are looking very
lesbianic friendly. Those braless boobies are completely squashed together. Wow, that’s great. Looking at that photo, I keep expecting them at any minute to slip each other the tongue. Maybe eat a fish taco.
Jennifer Lawrence is so damn cruel. She does this just to make me twitch and hack and spin around like a little red devil. What a crazy outfit. What is she thinking. I shouldn’t even be in the same room as her when she’s wearing something like this. Do think I could even for a minute keep myself from grabbing and exploring? Security guys would throw me in the street and stomp on me.