Zooey Deschanel’s Boobs as a Christmas Present

Ho Ho Ho, merry Christmas.

I was trying to think of a Christmas-themed post for today. In years past, I sort of sucked at it. I was apparently semi-focused on downblouse activities.

I centered on the Elf movie, you know the one with Will Ferrell and Zooey Deschanel. So I searched BralessBlog to see if I had posted anything about Zooey before. And lo and behold, I discovered this post about Emily Deschanel. I would’ve sworn I had never heard of Emily before, but I guess the post proves me wrong. I’ll point out that it was from 2007, going on 17 years ago.

Obviously, BralessBlog is a labor of love. I’ve been perving it up for decades, people!

Anyway, getting back to Zooey’s boobs. They are unfortunately on the small side. Not like the massive bazongas I sometimes discuss. But that’s okay, all boobs are beautiful, and Zooey is smoking hot anyway.

This see-through pic is of interest.

Somehow Zooey always seems a little goofy and innocent. To see her rocking this see-through bustier is a little shocking. It makes me think she could probably spread her legs and show you her panties, but then make a face and stick out her tongue and pretend that she just ate some sour candy, in the most unsexy way possible.

It’s nice to stumble across some photos of her cleavage.

A push-up bra can do cool things, even for b-cups.

She draped herself with this red satin dress and then squeezed those boobies up so high with her push-up bra that they started begging for mercy.

I was hopeful but not confident in finding some oops moments, maybe a nipslip.

But alas, Zooey does a fair job of keeping those girls undercover.

If you hold your tongue just right and try to get a good angle on this photo, you can sort of see a bit more of her pretty, pale boobies than she intended. But no nipple.

And of course I strained myself to the point of exhaustion looking for some pokies. The best I could do was the hint of her nipples underneath the blue material of this dress.

The elephant in the room, of course, is that Zooey looks like a dead ringer for Katy Perry, except with half-sized boobs. I swear those two could be twins.