Oh yeah, I totally saw that coming.

These days, any time you see a video of a gal leisurely enjoying the sunshine with her feet in the surf, you know she is about to get blasted by a wave.

Thankfully, what makes this video unique, and extremely worth our attention is: boobs.

She’s got ’em. We like ’em. And they get jostled about and almost unleashed in the panic that ensues.

She desperately checks to see if they’ve popped out while she’s picking herself up out of the surf. Mmm, very enjoyable.

They look bouncy enough to be natural, but I am reluctant to reward her with that title until I’ve motorboated them and given them a thorough, up-close inspection.

Enjoy the red bikini boobs while you’re at it.

Hypnosis was invented by a French dude in the 1800’s, but he was wrong.

You see, its most frequently used and dangerous type isn’t by a mesmerist using a pocket watch. It’s by a hot chick using her boobs.

Yep, they’ve been doing this to dudes for years. A little bounce here, a little jiggle there. It doesn’t take much and we completely forget what our name is and start mouth-breathing like a Neanderthal.

This gal did a great job with her hypnosis.

She positioned her phone just so. The upward view lets her dangle those titties right in our face.

And they are so massive! She is truly blessed, I could rub my face in there for a few days and maybe get lost in the booby wilderness.

And her nipples are hard and pokey, which adds quite a bit of extra excitement doesn’t it?

Not as big, but still dangling are Mckayla Maroney’s boobs.

Do you remember in the old westerns and cowboy movies how pretty much every other shot ended up a ricochet?

I think that was just Hollywood’s way of adding extra drama to the shootout at the OK Coral.

Now that I think about it, none of the good guys ever died from a bullet ricochet.

One step removed from the ricochet is the recoil. Now the recoil is much more dangerous – we’ve all seen those internet videos of people knocking themselves out shooting a firearm.

Booty recoil is a thing. It refers to the jiggle and the wacky motions a gal’s buttcheeks make a she walks. Some ladies who are well-endowed have a lot more recoil than others.

What isn’t talked about enough is boob recoil. I mean, hey this could be really dangerous. Somebody could get hurt.

Like this girl. I don’t know why she would die her hair gray. We can set that aside and address it some other time.

But her boobs are so gargantuan and they are jiggling and wiggling so much that there’s no other way to categorize it than recoil.

She needs some goggles. Or maybe a hockey mask to keep from beating her own face up with those titties.

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