Category Archives: Celebrity Pokies

If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!

Candy Dulfer Saxy Boobs

candy-dulfer-bralessI had to look Candy Dulfer up on wikipedia to figure out who she was and why her boobies make my head spin. Well, who she is doesn’t really have anything to do with why her bust affects me, but you know what I mean.

Apparently she is a 39 48 year old saxophonist from Amsterdam. I think you’ll notice she has big boobs, and is well-endowed. Um, also she is braless, which rocks.

candy-dulfer-2Every time I think of Amsterdam I think of the time I was stationed there as a member of an elite team of bodyguards for a famous politician. One night after work, a few of us had a bit too much to drink and wandered into the red light district. I’ve never been the same since. Wait a minute, maybe that was a movie I saw? Anyway, Candy definitely knows how to blow.

Candy Dulfer pokiesCandy does a pretty good job of covering up, but I do a pretty good job of ferreting out boobie pictures. I have, rest assured, looked long and hard for some photos of her nude, but so far she hasn’t slipped up. Darn it. After really zooming in, I think we can agree this photo shows some pokies, which kinda makes Mr Happy, er, happy.

Trolling her instagram account produced some cleavage and some bikini pics. Frankly, it’s a bit disappointing, which explains why a chick this hot could have “only” 35.4k followers.

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She recently published a new autobiography called Sax, Candy & Rock ‘n Roll. I dunno how to read, so if one of you loyal jamochies will check it and report back to me on whether there’s any smut in it, that would be cool.

She is no spring chicken. She’s 48 these days (as of this update, May of 2018). Her bio says nothing about a boyfriend, or a husband, or getting married. I think that means she’s a-hundo percent available for a stud like me.

Katie Holmes

If we have any other posts on Katie Holmes I sure can’t find them. What’s wrong with me that I never singled her out for a little attention? She certainly is a cutie. As far as I know, she is still Married to Tom Cruise. A little weird, I know, but let’s not let us distract from the fact that she is perky, peppy, and has a pixie haircut (sometimes). Katie has been doing a bit of theater work lately, she can swing by my place and do some acting and singing if she wants. I have a very dirty script in mind.

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Update:
I’m going to add a few photos here, because we are all fascinated by Katie’s tiny pokies…

Cheryl Cole Brrrr

Cheryl Cole has won our attention before. Her girls are perky and pointy, and that’s what we do here at BB. We are the kings of perky and pointy, we reward these attributes with our rapt attention. I do not need any drugs for attention deficit disorder when Cheryl is around.

Here’s what she was thinking this day:
Hmm, the blue top or the salmon colored one? Let’s go with blue.
Bra? Nah.
Maybe I should take a sweater, might rain today.
Oops, forgot my sweater and it’s raining and it’s actually kind of cold out here. Darn right nippy.
Speaking of nippy, there are those pesky photographers again.
I think I’ll just jog over to the other side of the street. Maybe they will leave me alone over there.
Oh gosh, all this bouncing and cold air has aroused my nipples. Do you think those photographers can see them?
What about that pubescent boy sitting on that park bench right there? Jeesh, look how big his eyes just got. My nips must be poking out. I think I’ll look down and see.

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Kate Beckinsale Bounces Down the Street

Some dude probably broke is expensive 100x digital camera when Kate Beckinsale walked by on a busy street. I first saw her in Pearl Harbor (the movie, not the monument) and totally fell in love with her. I’d have to bust out a calculator to determine how old I was at the time, but I clearly remember her stunning beauty. Honestly, her body is maybe a little too skinny for me, but I tell ya beggars can’t be choosers. If she showed up in a tight black leather suit like she wore in that one movie (Underworld?), I’d make her mine.

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