Orange Tanktop Nipples

Posted on November 18, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I don’t know who this smiling little braless angel is, but she is brought to us from our famous friends over here. You kind of get caught up in all that cleavage, and wondering about the shape of the nipples that produced those perky little poke-outs. Mesmerizing, I know. But once you can bust out of that hold, you sort of glance down and realize that she has some very naked looking legs. Oh my…

So do you think she’s wearing any panties? I mean, that’s a legit question. Papa’s gotta know. She’s sitting on that ball and it could be dirty. There may be some unhygienic things getting communicated to the vulva if there isn’t at least one little strip of cloth between her pretty pink privates and that carcass. Might even need to be some type of inspection by yours truly. Just to be safe. She has the leggings on there like she’s going to get a little exercise, work up a good sweat. I have news for her. She can burn just as many calories if she just lays back and let’s my big jimmy johnson go to work.

That makes me think of the Nascar guy, Jimmy Johnson. And Dick Trickle. You really gotta be screwed up in the head to name your kid Dick Trickle. You are destined for greatness though, if you can make it through life with that kind of handicap. Destined to pick up cutesy blondes wearing tantops and no bra.

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Braless Mess

Posted on November 17, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

It always helps to be in the right place at the right time. You might land a lucrative job, you might get a smoking deal on a car, maybe you catch a glimpse of a friend you haven’t seen in years. Or, maybe you just see some lady drop her shit and flash you in the parking lot.

And if it were this lady, hod damn you should consider yourself lucky. I mean I know she’s got the gimpy wedding band, I see the frizzy hair, the few extra pounds on those thighs, and the freaky long pale fingers that sort of make me think of a ghoul. But those dear friend are D-cups, just as sure as I’m sitting here with cheetos on my belly. One extra little twich, like an an ant farts two parking spots away, and those boobies are going to come spilling right out. Can’t be stopped. Wouldn’t wanta stopit.

It is a braless mess, but it was built just especially for a rico suave-ay like you. Pardon me, ma’am – can I be of assistance? Those strawberries look mighty juicy and I’d had for them to get bruised or dirty on the parking lot there. Here, let me tuck your bread back in your poke. Brush the grit off, there we go. Live around here? If not, mind if I jump in your car with you and just stare like a weirdo?

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Ashley Greene and the Braless Dogwalk

Posted on November 12, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Ashley Greene knows how to do it. What I mean is, stomp around aimlessly in the streets, walking her dog while guys stare and mumble about her braless boobs. And they aren’t bad. They are more than a mouthful, which even her doggie notices. Jiggle and wiggle and scoop the poop. Just in case she needs a little refresher, she has special spikes and nubbins on her handbag. These she uses to rasp against her nipples to make sure they are standing at full attention. If the construction workers are really busy, sometimes you have to try extra hard to capture their attention.

In the one photo, it looks like she is actually pointing to her nipple.
Hey! Dude? You lookin? Lookit my nipple. Right there. See it? Okay, just checking.
Or maybe she’s pointing to the bralessblog watermark, as if to say, I’m about to be even more famous.

These things happen you know. Struggling young starlets dream of spending a little time on the front page of the bralessblog. Spruce up the hair, strip off the bra, and hope we notice them. Hunter Leigh comes to mind (frequently). And we do notice them, but there’s only so much time to spread our special kind of good cheer in the world. Maybe we should try a new thing were we fap post like 5 times per day, exposing that many more nips to the warmth of our attention.

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Braless Milf in a Tanktop

Posted on November 11, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I haven’t ever seen it happen, but I would think it’s possible for a rack of equivalent heftiness topped off by nips with enough – shall we say sharpness? – to actually rip a top to shreds. Don’t be skeered, this is a think of mysticism and lore. I haven’t seen it happen, I’m just saying it could.

Take this milf for example. If she chose to button up those last 13 buttons (which would be a crying shame – please don’t assume I’m wishing she would do this and ruin my excellent cleavage-filled day), she’s got a chance of ripping right through that tanktop. I say she’s a milf, even though I can’t see her face and haven’t checked her ID, because there are a sufficient number of moles and wrinkles and skin tags to make me think that ol’ set of lungs has some miles on ’em.

The way the sunlight is streaming in and lighting up those golden orbs puts me in a positively wonderful mood. It leaves me thinking everything is right with the world. Well, except that I’m kind of horny and I haven’t gotten laid today. Something we need to rectify immediately. If this old cougar were available, I’d invite her out for a beebop session. Take her out on the dance floor (right after we play bingo), twirl her around, and get her thinking dirty thoughts.
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