Jennifer Lawrence Disappearing C-Cups

I saw Hunger Games last night. And being the pervert that I am, I couldn’t help but slobber over Jennifer Lawrence. She isn’t a smoking hot, drop the punch bowl kinda gal. She more or less slips up on you, like the next door neighbor who is very pretty but not hot enough to daydream about. I noticed her body, oh yes I did. That is a 20-year-old prime hunk o woman there. Very firm and grabbable. You could get some serious traction in bed with Jennifer, maybe enough to throw the earth off its axis.

It’s odd, I can’t quite solve the case of the disappearing c-cups. One minute, she has some nice boobies, the next minute poof they’re gone. When a girl has soft nattys, they can squish around and kind of compress and it’s not too hard to play peek-a-boo with compression bras and the like. One minute you see em, the next minute you don’t. The movie is sort of like that, but the movie guys for whatever reason decided not to showcase her intoxicating cleavage.

Fo sho Jennifer knows to let the girls out when she’s doing red carpet stuff. I mean, any rich movie star 20 year old is going to bare to the air, but Jennifer manages to do it in a classy way. Still doesn’t stop me from wanting to, you know, paint her town white, but I would be willing to shower first.

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And uh because I like it, I’m including a shot of her ass. Don’t have nuthin to do with braless boobies, but you can write a letter to complain to your congressman if you don’t like it. Apparently, she isn’t too uptight considering she’s willing to strip down in a public parking lot beside her car.
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There are other Jennifer’s that have her beat upstairs, but Ms Lawrence certainly does have pretty eyes.

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Jordan Carver Haz Gotta Marry Me

I caint wait much longer. Jordan Carver gotsta marry me right away. With my incredibly virile body, I am afraid to have premarital sex with Jordan because she would likely become pregnant. Even if I were to wear a full body condom like Leslie and Priscilla in that one movie, a few million of my swimmies would get out and she would immediately start growing a beach ball in her tummy. Shoot, even cats walking along the fence outside aren’t truly safe when I get turned on and start launching. There is only one person in the world who can get ladies more pregnant through more barriers, and that’s Chuck Norris. And he only allows himself to BLAM! one time per year, so there’s much less risk.

Anywho, Jordan is lookin fine. A girl with her body type tends to be kinda endomorphic and prone to putting a little weight on. But as you can see, she is staying skinny and really looking forward to squeezing into that wedding dress and sashaying down the aisle with yours truly.

Speaking of Chuck, I need to give him a ring and ask him to teach me a few karate moves. You see, once Jordan and I are married, I will have to fend off all you other horny jackals to keep her allll mine.

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Not a bad underboob shot huh?

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Braless Carla Gugino

Welp, you caught me. No, not dallying my dilly with a tub of vaseline at my feet and a noose around my neck like that one kung fu guy. I was googling. I didn’t know who Carla Gugino was, and I was eager to find out. Unfortunately, the couple of links I found did not tell me how big her boobs are (I’m guessing D-cups) or where exactly she got them at. Pretty much everything listed in her portfolio of movie and television shows was a mystery to me. So that explains why I don’t know anything about her or don’t remember seeing her before. Really she reminds me – to the extent she is a spitting image – of Rachel Weisz. Why I’ve never dedicated a post or a dilly dally to her either is beyond me. What a crappy webmaster I am.

Rachel has gotten nekkid in a few movies over the years. I found them, I watched them, it was good. If you want more details just contact me and I’ll point you in the right direction. Of course I won’t post anything here because we are dedicated to driving our fans and ourselves crazy with wanton lust by teasing us with non-nude material.

It’s amazing I can stick to that, isn’t it? What discipline it requires when you’re talking about a baby with Carla Gugino’s rack (and pokies)!

When you are ready for more of Carla’s big juggies, click -> HERE

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Wendy Fiore Braless

What is it the radio and television programs say? And now, a word from our sponsors? Well, the bad news is, I’m just throwing this out there so you will get hungry enough to take a bite of the forbidden Wendy Fiore apple. The good news is, hot damn is she rocking the braless tanktop or what?

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I cannot be sure, but I think those girls are real. I mean, for sho they are real gigantic. The way she squashes them around, they look mighty soft, so that lends support to my hypothesis. I’m not sure what Wendy’s ethnicity is. She looks kind of Brazilian. She has a bunch of videos on her website where she has a bit of a (sexy) accent. I must be getting old, you know? She shakes those braless ta-ta’s all over the place in all these HD movies that completely fill up my screen, and here I am telling you about her accent. Maybe my testosterone is declining and I will soon get the urge to be a hairdresser and drive a VW Bug. With a flower in the little vase thing. I’ll decide big boobs are kinda gross and become “friends” with busty ladies like Wendy while I cut their hair.

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