Braless Women 29

Random braless women could save the world. Instead of random and senseless violence, we could all relax and maybe fap to boobie chicks. Think about it. For a few paltry bucks per year, the president and congress could fund social programs like this, and we could basically end violence.

Random gal #1 also lands the coveted braless tanktop award. I like those pokies. Looks a little bit like she may have some nipple jewelry. I’m not a huge fan, but trust me I can get over it.
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Random gal #2 is some starlet whose name I forget. But she appears to be kind of dewy, and damp, and her nipples are so ridiculously perky that I gnash my teeth and tear my hear out just thinking about rocking them at a picnic or maybe in the grocery store in the frozen foods aisle.
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Girl number three could be prettier, but those nipples couldn’t get any pokier, so quit yer complainin and get to ogling.
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A wicked smile and a tip of the dark sunglasses are the only signs that braless woman four is mesmerized by my good looks and witty, manly charm. I was going to wear cologne today, but forgot it. And my deodorant. Good thing, otherwise this skinny little babe would jump right off the screen and ask me to propose to her.
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Ahh, this is so freaking awesome. This is why God, or maybe some teutonic german, invented the cellphone camera. So ladies could send pictures to us of the incredible braless boobies. I can’t tell if this is like a nightgown, or a housedress, or something you would wear maybe to a parent-teacher conference. I like how it’s stretched tight over the pokies, damn fine photography skills.
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This is pretty cool. She has a leotard on. Or a unitard? Some kind of tard. Perfectly coiffed blonde locks, casually unbuttoned shorts, walking toward the camera as if to say I’m about to sex you up, hope you got some rest last night darlin.
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And lucky number 7. Whoa, holy moley. There is only one reason to wear a sweater cut that low, and allow your braless cleavage to squeeze that tight, and pull you thighs up so the crotch of your panties bulges with your labia. It’s because you want me to aim right for that necklace. Kaboom, oops so sorry did that get in your eyes. Yep, well know what’s going on here.
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Amanda Seyfried Braless

Holy crikey, we ain’t got no Amanda Seyfried posts! Gotta rectify, not justify. Cain’t lie, them boobs is fly. If you had double-d-cup knockers, you would probably go to the gym in some kind of little workout tanktop, sweat your ass off, then stomp around town until you found your Mercedes Benz. I know I would. Amanda does it just right, with some serious, no fooling around pokies. Even sweaty and a little stank, with that braid making her look like some bleached out pocohontus, I would hit it. She has a great body and all, but seriously when you look close, does she look like she works out much? Maybe she just started. I’m not saying she’s fat or needs to quit eating pancakes every Wednesday morning, I’m just saying she doesn’t look particularly toned or athletic.

I saw Amanda Seyfried in a movie by the name of Chloe. I don’t remember much about it, but I do remember being impossibly horny during this crazy lesbian scene. Also, Julianna Moore rubbed one off in the shower. That probably got me going, then by the time the crack snackin got going, I was horny enough to hump the TV remote.

Seyfried gets nekkid in a lot of the movies she does. It’s kind of gratuitous, and this is coming from a pervert like me who won’t watch a movie unless it has some nudity in it. You gotta wonder if she has an exhibitionist side, and tells the director, hey I wanna show you allll my stuff k?

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Although she looks quite grumpy in these pics, I can assure you I know exactly what it would take to cheer her up. One romp in the backseat of her Benz would be enough to cure her for several hours. Then she would turn into a crazed lunatic in search of another FIX from my Adonis-like body, but alas I must move on and service the other customers.

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Pokies in the Polo Shirt

From our friend Nikki. Thanks Nikki, we love you too. We especially appreciate that gorgeous smile (er, not shown in this photo), and that awesome ass (um, also not shown), and those pokies in the polo shirt are really more like a Christmas present 🙂

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LeAnn Rimes Braless and Manic

I’m looking at all the LeAnn Rimes posts (like <-- that one) that I've done in the past, and I'm thinking: 1) she doesn't wear a bra very often 2) I'm gonna have to stop being so lazy and give her her own category here on bralessblog I heard recently that she went into the nuthouse. Er, excuse me, the rehabilitation clinic. This was for fruit loop addiction, or exhaustion, or some such thing. That's a shame, because I'm pretty sure she got married not too long ago (remember - to that dude she cheated on her husband with?) and I'm sure hubby is going to miss that curvy bony girl being in bed next to him. LeAnn is one of those girls who has big A-cups, or maybe B-cups, and wears them proudly. She was probably all constrained and forced to sing gospel for the first 13 years of her life, and when she finally burst out of the closet she was like DAMN! I'M GONNA THROW THIS COOCHIE AROUND! So she probably bears watching. If you're ever at a party where LeAnn is (happens all the time to me), you won't have to slip her a roofie or clamp some pad soaked in you know what over her mouth to get her going like the energizer bunny. LeAnn Rimes Braless PicLeAnn Rimes Braless Pic

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