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I could’ve sworn that I had something on bralessblog about Selena Gomez. But if it’s here, our search function isn’t finding it. Or possibly I am too drunk to properly hit the button. I think Selena is still Justin Bieber’s girlfriend. That in no way excuses her gray, furry mukluk boots that she’s paired with the daisy dukes and the tanktop with no bra. But I do think it sort of explains it.

To a certain extent, she has a sort of clean image. I mean, you don’t hear a lot of reports about her out smoking bongs like our girl Miley Cyrus. But she ain’t squeaky clean. Don’t let anybody who has c-cup boobies and likes to run around with no bra in a tanktop fool you – she knows how to be a dirty girl. Justin has probably figured that out by now, but if he hasn’t I would be happy to give him some pointers. Give her a good hug. Slide both hands down her pants so your palms have a good grip on what appears to be a mightfineass. Squeeze up tight so you can get some squish going in those nice boobies. Now nibble on her ear. Trust me, just do it Justin. She will moan a little bit and immediately start thinking of my favorite number – 69.

There are some interesting movies of Selena floating around. They just deleted one because somebody was getting sued, but I have no doubt it’s gonna be back online soon.

Also, while it’s all good right now because she’s 20 years old and her metabolism is fast and she spends all night romping around with her metrosexual boyfriend, I’m a little worried that if she keeps eating like that she is eventually going to end up as a weight watchers spokesman.