National Pokies Day

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Forget Barack. If I were president, I would declare National Pokies Day. We would hand out free ice cream to women who demonstrated their pokiness. Hell, we’d even hand out free ice cream to men too. Cuz I’m that cool. It’s not that I’d get turned on by men’s pokies, but I think it would help lighten the mood up a little, and we’d all stand a better chance of seeing some hot babes with nice racks.

Pokies are legitimately hard to ignore. When you stop by the grocery store to get your Ramen Noodles and your Bush Light and your copy of 4×4 Magazine, and you stumble across that little hottie in the Pepcid aisle, and she has the v-neck t-shirt on with no bra and pokies are evident, sure as the world you’re gonna drop your stuff.

This girl is rocking her ipod in a flesh-colored, translucent shirt, that could post as a great facsimile of a winning arrangement in a wet t-shirt contest. Man, you can see right through it. I probably shouldn’t post it since we have a very strict law against showing nudity (it makes things too easy). But hey, I’m here to see the hottest.
pokies pic

Oh, wow, stare into the light and you will be mesmerized by the unfettered boobies. That is one cute chic isn’t it? Those pokies are just what you need to end your date properly.
Pokies pic

And while the quality of this pokies pic isn’t the greatest, you can see why it was included in today’s collection. It’s because she is hot enough to make you tongue a tobasco bottle and weep for joy. Son, when she look like that, turn the charm on. Do what daddy taught you, ok? You can go deer huntin later, make sure you wear the t-shirt without the ketchup stains, and try to impress her.
pokies pic

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Braless Yummy Goodness

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

If you don’t know who Krystal Lyne is, trust me you are deprived. Mmm, what a cutie. Here she is, just relaxing and listening to her ipod on a Sunday morning, waiting for her friend to come over so they can go shopping. Maybe this isn’t a twitter pic, I’m sure you can tell. Perhaps you are yawning, but thus far I’ve failed to mention that Krystal is braless, with her perky little boobies mostly hanging out of her tanktop. Oops, her legs are spread. How embarrassing for such a fine classy young lady. Just avert your eyes. No need to stare holes into the screen at the pixels of white panty.

Krystal Lyne braless

Hooray. That’s what I say for summer days filled with braless cuties standing out in the middle of some field with a smile and a sweet pair of pokies. Those weeds, er flowers, are gonna make her itch. I hope she takes a shower before she jumps into my bed. Or maybe I’ll just meet her in the shower. You should see what I can do with the shampoo bottle.
braless in field

That’s enough for today. Oh wait, what am I saying. It’s never enough is it? We may have to gaze upon this ghostly form. Quite a bit of emotion is promoted through this photo, with an emphasis on the curvy female form, the the mystery of the hair, breasts, hips, waist, and even the unyielding yet erotic lingerie. See, I can be artistic even when I’m being a pervert. Definitely the biggest bazonkas of today’s three gals, I’m sure she’s gonna be a winner.
braless form

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Suspenders and Nipples

Posted on June 5, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

From our friends who like nipples almost as much as we do, comes a shot of this grinning redhead who has a lot to smile about. The thin white material of her tanktop does little to hold back the fierceness of her pokies. I can’t figure out of that green strappy thing is some kind of decorative sash, or a set of suspenders to keep her shorty-shorts from falling down. It’s been my experience that daisy dukes are tight and not prone to falling down. Not because I pretend to be Magnum PI and wear them myself, but just observing chicks wearing them. But then again, that green thing isn’t really showy or fashionable, so what gives? She’s sort of blurring the line between amateur and pro. She’s cute, and has that look about her that says professional model. But she isn’t made up to be shine-free, and the photo is less than pro. So that leaves us wondering. Doesn’t leave me wondering about whether I should ravish her though. She looks lean and mean and ready to rumble. Maybe take her on a canoe out in the lake and do it to the rocking motions. If this boat is rockin, don’t come knockin. That sort of thing.

redhead pokies

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Hopeless Tanktop

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

From the braless tanktop files, we have a truly hopeless case. This young lady has undoubtedly damaged this tanktop beyond all recognition. The straps will never snap back into position after trying to support such a mother lode. She is grinning sort of like she knows this. When gals squeeze the boobies together with their arms, you can be sure this is a well-practiced move. It’s designed to create an enormous cavern of cleavage, which typically hypnotizes all onlookers and either turns us in to babbling vegetables, or encourages us just to hand over the keys to our hearts and/or wallets.

I like the faded jeans and the lip gloss. I like the little hint of aureola. This is a happy photo. It makes pretty much everybody that sees it feel bright, and sunshiny, and probably a touch horny. I say some of the morning shows like Fox News or Good Morning America or maybe even the Today show need to park a lady right by the newsdesk, and every time the cut to commercial she smiles and squeezes and cheers the audience up with some cleavage. Holy crap, this could stop wars and reduce the occurrence of heart attacks and strokes. Just for suggesting this, I will probably receive a Nobel Peace Prize.

braless tanktop

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