Braless Celebrities

Kate Upton Prefers Braless

You are going to think I’m making this up. But I’m serious. This was really and truly reported in the news. Kate Upton actually said it.

Curvy model Kate Upton advises going braless to downplay big breasts.

The ‘Sports Illustrated’ model is famed for her generous assets. Kate embraces her frame, although there are times when she wants to blend in with the crowd.

“Honestly, to be very open about it, I feel like my boobs can be too much if I’m wearing a bra,” she said. “Sometimes I want them to be a little more downplayed, so braless works better.

Well she certainly got one thing right – “braless works better.” I have no idea why she thinks going braless is somehow going to draw less attention to her. She has mega mumbojumbos. When those girls get to bouncin around, every guy in a two block radius is going to be on a ball bearing head swivel. Much less when she gets a little pokie action going.

She reminds me a little bit of Ivanka Trump. These big-boobied blondes are pretty much driving me crazy. I’ve been crazy for awhile, with a slope that is increasing, which means it’s parabolic maybe. But whatever, they aren’t helping.

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Braless Cameltoe, Sports Pokies

Volleyball Pokies

Well holy crap, there’s a lot to talk about with these photos isn’t there? Volleyball pokies aren’t really a new topic here on BralessBlog, but we covered volleyball action since 2007. That’s just too damn long.

This gal is a bit of a mixed bag. She’s in great shape, so she’s got that going for her. But she’s maybe an A-cup. Nothing wrong with that, but less entertaining that big banzongas you have to admit. Then there’s the whole cameltoe thing. Wow, how can she even live with herself? Surely somebody would tell her, hey man your bikini bottoms are like stuffed up into your labia, you might want to peel them out. Is she out there playing alone? Surely her volleyball partner, or even the opposing team would tell her. And if not, surely she went to the game with somebody. A boyfriend, a lesbianic partner, a sports agent, an uncle. SOMEBODY would surely shout over “PULL YOUR PANTIES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.” Apparently not, cause there she is in all her splendor and glory.

At least we have those pokies, don’t we? Those raisins look hard enough to chip ice off a windshield. Maybe she got sweaty playing her little heart out and there was a slight breeze blowing.

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Celebrity Pokies

Paula Garces

You immediately called it for what it is. Because you are an expert. You have a skillset few possess, honed by hours upon hours of practice here on BralessBlog. You can spot fake boobies, and you’re are flagging Paula Garces as having them.

Hey, it’s no big deal. Fake boobies are better than no boobies, that’s what I always say. Look at Paula’s face. I know we rarely make it up that far, in this case almost 20 inches above the nipple line. But she is an astounding beauty. Even though she’s 38 years old, she has looks that could boil a turnip. She has been in a bunch of television stuff, and some movies, but alas she has never been in my bed. Although I would like to try and bounce a quarter off those tight boobs, I will likely never get a chance.

Just to give it a really thorough going-over, I see that despite her outrageously perfect posture, the nips are poking down just a bit. And she has enough roundness to keep some cleavage, just a bit of press-together even though her purple satin dress provides no support without a bra. So anyway, I’m just saying, not the worse ever, by any means.

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