Hopeless Tanktop

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

From the braless tanktop files, we have a truly hopeless case. This young lady has undoubtedly damaged this tanktop beyond all recognition. The straps will never snap back into position after trying to support such a mother lode. She is grinning sort of like she knows this. When gals squeeze the boobies together with their arms, you can be sure this is a well-practiced move. It’s designed to create an enormous cavern of cleavage, which typically hypnotizes all onlookers and either turns us in to babbling vegetables, or encourages us just to hand over the keys to our hearts and/or wallets.

I like the faded jeans and the lip gloss. I like the little hint of aureola. This is a happy photo. It makes pretty much everybody that sees it feel bright, and sunshiny, and probably a touch horny. I say some of the morning shows like Fox News or Good Morning America or maybe even the Today show need to park a lady right by the newsdesk, and every time the cut to commercial she smiles and squeezes and cheers the audience up with some cleavage. Holy crap, this could stop wars and reduce the occurrence of heart attacks and strokes. Just for suggesting this, I will probably receive a Nobel Peace Prize.

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After 40 Pokies

Posted on June 3, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

A long-time bralessblog reader writes to us to say

After I turned 40, I realized there was no going back. The girls aren’t getting any perkier, but thankfully they aren’t getting any smaller either. Guys tend to like my boobs a lot, as evidenced by the stares I get even in the most mundane settings. Sometimes at the gym, I like to wear a white sportsbra without a t-shirt. Guys just can’t stop leering at my pokies. I have pretty much decided not to wear a bra if a) I’m not exercising and don’t need the support, b) I’m not at work. Wearing a low-cut top and combining that with the braless look tends to guarantee that I won’t get nailed for speeding, at least in my small town. Even with my muffin-top and my frizzy hair, I tend to get a lot more free drinks than all my girlfriends when we go for a night out on the town. 2nd place goes to my friend Alice, who is an A-cup but knows how to use ’em. Anyway, thanks bralessblog for giving me plenty of entertainment, and for encouraging me to use my best assets and enjoy life a little.

See, we know what we’re doing. We are bringing joy to the lives of boob lovers (and boob owners) everywhere!

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May 2012 BralessBlog Favorites

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

As predicted in the braless milfs post, milf #4 was the winner. She has generated more hits than anybody else this month, and I can clearly see at least two good reasons. A somewhat distant second was the semi-shy looking gal #3 in our braless women 19 post. That was a little bit of a surprise given how many babes we gawk at every month, but man she has some fiiiine assets and I’m willing to give you guys/gals credit for being able to pick them out from a crowd.

Due to some slight, er, consistency problems, I failed to mention last month’s favorite rack I mean babe. Gal number one from braless women 18 has the honor. She basically blew our server up in April, and continues to generate some high demand. I personally can’t seem to get enough of watching her squash those soft melons around in that gray shirt, and the little flash of imperfect and yet irresistible tummy absolutely seals the deal. I wish we could see her face, but as my grandpappy used to say, wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. I think this was his way of saying quit beating off so much to all these braless babes. But really, he could have meant wishes aren’t worth much. So here, let me offer a $50 award to any of our readers that can offer up conclusive proof (that means photos, you dorks) showing additional photos of her, properly documenting whether she has snaggleteeth, hairy warts, or a very satisfying support of my fantasy that she looks like a 30 year old goddess.

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Braless College Babes

Posted on May 29, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Ah, to be young and in college again. I actually hated college, because I was really poor, dumb as a rock, and never got laid. But the idea of college is nice. And I see pictures like this and I think, man I gotta go back and do it right this time. These girls obviously either don’t have a care in the world, or do an exceptional job of managing and compartmentalizing their stresses so they can go out for a braless night on the town and shake those boobies until they are sweaty and pokie. Look at those college babes smile. Do they believe this is the time of their life? Yessirree. Look at those college boobies. Are they firm and succulent and begging to be groped in a dorm room bunkbed? Youbetcha. I’m here to help however I can. All you college boys out there who are reading this, completely forget about what your friends think and all of your phony standards. Flip through your mental rolodex of chicks and select the one who is a) close by, b) likeliest to hump you. Now call her up and work your magic. Don’t matter if she’s a little fugly or has kankles, go do whatcha gotta do. And another evidently college cutie that you will want to examine.

Braless College Girls

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