Nikki Nikki
pouty nipples
won’t you come eat a treat.
We love you
and you love us
but my you leave us in heat.
Please don’t waggle
those boobies at me
cuz I am feelin faint.
If you get me
much more horny
I’ll lick you from head to taint.
If you don’t know what a taint is, that’s ok. You will learn many things on bralessblog, my son. Many things.
Jessica Szohr is a 27 year old actress who is smoking hot. She was born in Wisconsin. Now I don’t mean to offend all you cheeseheads, but Wisconsin and Minnesota and that whole area up there are known for producing babes. Maybe it’s the cold winters, or maybe it’s the genealogy, don’t ask me to be smart and figure it out, I’m just saying it’s rare to see a hottie claiming to have come from Wisconsin. But here’s the kicker, she descends from a pool of Hungarians and African-Americans. Maybe that explains it.
What is not explained, at all, is how she thinks she can wear this dress and not rock me out of my mind. Hungarian girls like Ms. Szohr can occasionally forget to do the feminine grooming if you know what I mean. Hopefully since Jessica is a Hollywood star and all she doesn’t let that big giant black brush get out of control. You don’t have to worry at all, even though those boobies are young and perky now, they won’t dilapidate and sag with age cuz they’re b-cups. Should be good for at least 50 years, and you’ll be dead by then, dropped into an early grave after humping her four times a day and exhausting your poor heart.
Jenn Kaelin makes me think about world peace, lingerie stores, and the infamous dirty sanchez. If you don’t know sanchez, bralessblog ain’t the place to find out.
My point is, there are a flood of emotions that come about when Jenn hoots her hooters. She has that dirty girl, 80’s rock video look that really doesn’t get old.
I think she started out at a Hooters, and progressed to stripping somewhere. It’s been asked before why she doesn’t hit the big circuit, do magazines, maybe start her own site.
I’ll tell you why. Because it’s tiring lugging around those massive boobies! It’s just too much work.
No, the real reason is because she asked me, and I told her no. I said, Jenn baby, you gotta keep those boobies just for me. Don’t be flashing them around to everybody.
With a twinkle in her eye, she reached around and pulled my wallet out of my pocket and said, um, so you don’t mind if I do some stripping then?
She’s been in internet sensation for a few years now. It’ll be interesting to see if she’s able to capitalize on it and pick up a new Ferrari, or whether she ends up selling shoes in some store by the time she’s thirty.
You know she’s a 36F, right? Lawksamercy, them girls is beeg.
There were some uh, er, leaked videos awhile back. I’m too wholesome to give you any screenshots or stream the video here, but if you want to see it just contact me or leave a comment or something.
From our friends at Bliss comes this hellaciously delicious babe with re-goddam-diculous cans. These massive mellons, tanned globs of womanhood that they are, happen to be falling out of a perfectly ripped and shredded tanktop. You will find that we loooove us some tanktops here on bralessblog. And why not? They are one step removed from hillbilly lingerie. This is the kind of action you can get with a pair of scissors and $3 worth of clothing from Wal-Mart. Or everybody’s favorite Goodwill. I won’t digress into clothes shopping advice, not when this brunette beauty is standing here waiting for us to tattle on her ta-ta’s and whisper about her womanhood. I kind of like how she has her glossy lips parted. It kind of makes me think about, well you know what I’m thinking about. Clergy would probably think about the same thing confronted with this magnificent mamma.
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