Myleene Klaas Pokies

August 18, 2012 Mr. Pokies

What is wrong with me? All these years and I can’t find a single Myleene Klaas photo in our archives? Unforgivable. I’ll have to follow that up with a couple of photos that are hot enough to scorch the earth. In this first one, she is running, and those big boobs are going boingboing. Everybody knows an loves the boingboing. In that bikini top, she might as well be running around the beach in lingerie. I like the pokies and the crazy hair. In the 2nd photo, those boobies are laying down a bit and looking quite natural. Fake boobs typically stand up, unless they are melted by fire. See how she’s licking her lips? She seems to be saying “come here big boy and get some of this.” And I would. Yesireee, bob I would. I would rock Myleene’s world so good, she would take that necklace off and hand it to me and tell me I am a star.

Some yummy pokies and bikini clips of Myleene…

Celebrity Pokies

Brooke Burke Bikini Top

August 13, 2012 Mr. Pokies

It’s pretty much obscene that we haven’t posted about Brooke Burke since 2007. What kind of perverts are we? We’re letting the Queen of Cute Cleavage age right out of our grasp. Never fear, she’s not too old yet.

Wouldja look at that body? It’s silly that we are sitting here staring at a picture of Brooke eating a cookie. One look at those abs and those tiny little hips and those trim arms and we know this is not a regular occurrence. It even has icing in it! The only icing her dietician told her she could eat is special icing from Admin himself. You know, looks a lil like clam chowder, smells chlorinish?

See, it’s posts like this, packed with scrumptious babes with excessive boobies, and with incredible prose that make it known that we’re not some kind of autonomous posting robots here at BB. We’re real, we cup the balls, and we make each post juuuuust right before we hit that publish button. We don’t have editors, we just have stream of consciousness.

Is it coincidence that the last time we talked about Brooke she was in a wet, white, nearly see-through bikini? Maybe in the intervening 5 years she has changed a bit, but her attire, thankfully has remained the same.

Sports Pokies

Swimmer Pokies

August 10, 2012 Mr. Pokies

We’ve had quite a few people emailing us lately requesting more sports pokies. Probably has something to do with the Summer Olympics. You sit there with your feet kicked up watching all those hot sweaty women bouncing all over, and before long you start to get all worked up. I know how it goes.

Our tennis pokies posts always seem to be favorites. The post we made about Hope Solo seems to be popular considering people from all over the world come to our cozy little website just to read/ogle it.

But enough tooting our own horn. These user-submitted photos of a swimmer who seems to be quite braless and extraordinarily pokey do us just right. Going to swim meets is both a blessing an a curse. On the one hand, there is an excellent chance you’re going to see some hot women in bathing suits. It’s not unusual for these suits to be made of very thin material that offer no support or camouflage whatsoever. The checks stomp from one end of the pool to the other, with boobs bouncing too and fro, and it’s tough not to lust after them.

On the other hand, you have just committed yourself to watching some boring-ass swimming. Hard to get real excited or passionate about amateurs you don’t know trying to win a plastic trophy in a race nobody cares about. Maybe the prize needs to be something worthwhile. Like me for instance. A date with yours truly.

Update:

Here’s an extra 🙂

Braless Celebrities

Minka Kelly Braless and Smiley

August 5, 2012 Mr. Pokies

Ok so I admit it, I didn’t know who Minka Kelly was before today. I had to google her. Twenty years ago, if I said I googled some hot lady I didn’t know, people might get a little uncomfortable and wonder if that was some kind of perverted public groping. In this specific case, that’s not far off the accurate line, but you see my point. My point is, when Minka Kelly presents those wonderful perky breasts all braless and shiny, and then BAM! she smiles, time slows way down. Einstein accounted for this in his theory of relativity, and also experienced it – didn’t he sleep with his busty cousin or something?

Minka’s mom was an exotic dancer. At least until she got knocked up by an Aerosmith guitarist. Minka was in a couple of seedy movies that are my favorites – Friday Night Lights and Charlie’s Angels. Why I didn’t notice her boobies and burn her name into my brain forever I’ll never know. Who knows, maybe she only had like a 5 minute part. She has those sultry dark eyes and dark hair, and I think she would look really great in my bed with a tiny red g-string on. She is curvy, and she’s 32, which means she better start learning how to starve herself so she doesn’t get too pudgy. Honestly, I’d hump her pudgy too, she is that hot.