Rita Rusic Braless

Hahahaha. You thought every gal who had big braless boobies and ends up on bralessblog was going to be hot? Well here’s the truth ladies and gents. Even girls who aren’t smoking hot need a good thrashing between the sheets every now and then. And hey, we gotta help right? Remember Smokey Bear saying ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES? Well only you can smuggle your nose between Rita Rusic’s big mogambos and motorboat those suckers until your lips go numb. You don’t know Rita because she is just barely famous enough to have pictures out there on the internet. She isn’t like Katy Perry or some of the other big name singers. Rita is just some little old maid of a Croatian-Italian singer who likes to walk her dog in white tanktops with gigantic pokies on display. The fact that she is fifty-two years old doesn’t really slow her down at all. I guess it puts a little more droop in the cleavage, but jeez who can be picky on a Monday night, huh? Trust me, there are pictures out there of her looking a lot hotter, this is just the bare minimum dog walking look. You would bang her, so quit yer complaining and click on it.

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She could be Asian, and this could be some kind of a nice party dress, but either way her nipples are as hard as rocks and we can see them in vivid detail:
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The whole knock-knee thing has me on the ropes. Straighten your legs out girl and try to look somewhat sophisticated as we ogle you. Maybe she’s drunk. The lighting looks like it’s sunset, so she’s been laying on the beach all day, drinking beer, watching her man dance around in his speedo with his nutmound bouncing, and she’s ready to go back to the hotel and get major nasty.
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Possibly a pro as opposed to an amateur, but they are all amateurs when the romp in bed with an old pro like me. I peel the paint off the walls, make the alley cats cry out in anguish, and ruin the ladies forever. What I’m trying to say is: nice boobies.
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Yes, girl. Let the wind blow your hair. Smooch your lips together. Dangle your boobies. You will be popular. You will win. You will win the 1 member salute from the bralessblog crowd.
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Those luscious pale melons are just what I need in my face right now. Maybe perfumed a bit so they smell like lavender or something womanly. The mole throws me off a little, but I’m guessing my girl plucks the hairs out of it and keeps it pretty much presentable.
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Miley Cyrus Could Get Run Over Braless

It would really suck if Miley Cyrus got run over by a gigantic Ford pickup truck while sprinting braless across the street. We’re talking national tragedy here, quite a disaster. How sorry we would be after making fun of her for so long while drooling over her boobies and wishing she would accidentally bong herself senseless on the couch in our living rooms so we could do dirty things to her while humming Billyray Cyrus tunes. Even if that’s not your thing, when you look at Miley and you look at my mobile home, I know you start thinking the same thing. Anyway, in this case, she didn’t get run over. What did happen is her left boobie bounced up and knocked a tooth out, and her right boobie snuck right out of her loose-fitting top. Whereupon she grabbed it and stuffed it back in there, all while never braking stride. And what might she have been running after, you ask? Well, allow me to explain. There were giving away free oscar myer weenies, and Miley just couldn’t rest until she had one in her hand and one in her mouth. Also, she likes really creamy mayo, like dribbling off her chin and stuff. Wow, I have sunk to a new low.
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies

Yessir, we’re back to Aubrey O’Day. How can we not frequently revisit this chick when she has such great boobs and is so free with their display? You were kind of daydreaming about her fluorescent eyes anyway. That baked on tan thrills me. I can just see her stripping naked and laying on a tanning bed for half an hour. Here’s a tip from me to you. Boobs are awesome. Okay, I was just kidding. Everybody would expect me to say something like that, especially when I’m in the thralls of a post-coital Audrey viewing. The real tip: 75% of women get turned on when the go to the tanning bed and do their thing. I don’t know what the percentage is, but a whole damn lot of them carry a little friend in their purse and rub one off while they are glowing in the blue lights. These are just facts, man. I don’t have hidden cameras watching chicks in the tanning booth (although that sounds like a really great idea). I have just talked to a lot of women, and they’ve told me the beaver years to be rubbed when they get nekkid like that. Too bad it ruins their skin and makes them all wrinkly later in life. Hey, do what all the rich Hollywood boys do, trade them in for a younger model a few years down the road. Ya hear me Aubrey? Lay off the tanning, rub one off at home with me, or I’m kicking you to the curb.

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Speaking of eyes, you probably want to check out Sophie Turner‘s eyes while you’re at it.

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