Braless Pokies

July 17, 2012 Mr. Pokies

Let’s dig through the hard drive and see what kind of new stuff we can find today, shall we?

A little blonde haired, blue eyed angel will get us started. Those little brown hershey kiss nipples she’s sporting are clearly evident through her dress.

I guess this is a little bit of a tanktop, and a little bit of a dress. It’s a tankdress? Nice green pokies lady, thanks for the smile.

Yessss, a tanktop. Ya’ll know I’m crazee about tanktops. At least when they are presented in a braless manner. This one is satin, which I bet matches some kind of naughtly little g-string my girl is wearing down below.

Well the quality of this photo lacks somewhat, and it’s like an extreme closeup of this horsey smile, but there is no denying the pokies that are being willing submitted for our evaluation (even if they are A-cups). Yo, don’t discriminate on the basis of size.

And gal number 5 looks kind of mad. Sort of like “Whatchoo want with me, sucker? If you flicka my nipples trying to get them to poke out more one more time, I’m gonna sock you in the schnoz. Or maybe kick you in your evidently expanding crotch.”

Braless Celebrities

Gina Carano Boobs

July 16, 2012 Mr. Pokies

Here’s the scoop:
I watched Gina Carano in Haywire last night.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call her gorgeous, but she is attractive (boobs!).

She is only 30 years old, but that’s a long time to get your face pounded on, so she looks a little rough around the edges. Her body is pretty damn good.

I’m stuck on her boobs. I mean, they are gigantic. Are they fake? And if they are, why would a professional athlete go out and get a boob job knowing that would slow her down a bit, weigh her down, make it harder to move fast? I gotta say they are real. Here is my supporting evidence.

1) She’s been fighting since 2006, and has always been dedicated to winning. She wouldn’t have plumped up her chest knowing the disastrous effects it would have on her mobility and weight class.
2) I’ve seen no pictures of her from years past as a a-cup or b-cup. She’s always been curvy. She’s 5’8″ tall and 150 lbs. That ain’t tiny for a woman.
3) She’s had trouble making weight for a few fights. Girls who have to make weight don’t carry around bags of silicone or saline fake breasts.
4) Gina seems to be able to squash the girls down a bit with a sports bra or compression bra. It’s hard to do that if they are fake.

I swear I didn’t realize she was Crush in American Gladiator. She wore an outfit that consisted of a silver tanktop, what looked like a girdle, and some short shorts. Man, I used to love that show. The chicks on there were so hot.

Gina is listed as having 36DD boobs. Holy cow those things are tantalizing!

I checked out her twitter feed, and her instagram account, and her facebook page because… well, because I’m a good little stalker. She has 503k followers for her instagram. Trust me, that wouldn’t happen if she was just some simple stunt woman with a hair upper lip and no personality. Some of her popularity has to attributed to cleavage.

Update:

Apparently Gina was saying some uncool things on social media, and go herself fired from her latest acting gig. Not cool, but it in no way affects my inspection of her boobies. I thought it would be an excellent time to post this weigh-in video from a while back. Resolution sucks, but I like what we can see!

Celebrity Pokies

Heidi Klum Braless

July 15, 2012 Mr. Pokies

Heidi Klum is one tall, skinny drink of water. I figure she must have some serious icepick nipples in order to make such fierce pokies in this blue dress. I mean, she’s skinny with maybe b-cups so you gotta try really hard to eek out some pokies under those conditions. Heidi is getting up there in age. She and her man Sealed popped out like 12 kids. There for awhile, every time I saw a picture of her she had a baby bump and big mommie hooters. Now I hear that she’s divorcing Seal. Hey, good riddance. Does he even sing any more? I haven’t seen him on Hee-Haw lately. Where does a guy go after getting dumped by Heidi Klum. Actually here’s what I would do. I’d find some young tramp and flash her all over the city. Heidi is pretty and everything, but older women always get all bitter and pissy when they think about the young foxes gobbling up all the guys.

Braless Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara Boobs

July 15, 2012 Mr. Pokies

Just uttering the name Sofia Vergara is enough to send most ~~horny~~ normal men into apoplectic shock. Her accent is endearing and erotic. Her beauty is unimaginable. But her boobies – they are epic. Sofia has managed to keep her boobs from running her life. Now obviously they are enhancing her life. She’s getting fat daddy paychecks and lots of attention not because of her acting skills, but because of that body. As you can see in that first photo, she’s standing then looking like a goddess in a sheer white shirt with the most awesome looking pair of natural boobies ever-ever-ever. Yep, those are nipples you see. I sort of stare and moan and maybe twitch a little bit when I look at this pic. I would love to make her my little Brazilian plaything. Or wherever she’s from. Don’t really matter – I know where she’s going: down to dirty town. With me. And all 9 of my fingers. I chopped one off one time trying to puree some canned meat. She won’t mind. Look at the rest of me. All hot and ready to paint her body like a delicious little canvas.

In some of the interviews I’ve seen, she seems to be quite a fireball. All that emotion can be great, but eh it can wear on you. I already feel like an old man. A gal like Sofia would probably be the death of me. Mmm, but what a fun way to expire.

Also interesting to observe is the way her boobs wiggle when she is in silky undergarments and really mad and stomping around. Video example of what I’m talking about.

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