Braless Blog

It would really suck if Miley Cyrus got run over by a gigantic Ford pickup truck while sprinting braless across the street. We’re talking national tragedy here, quite a disaster. How sorry we would be after making fun of her for so long while drooling over her boobies and wishing she would accidentally bong herself senseless on the couch in our living rooms so we could do dirty things to her while humming Billyray Cyrus tunes. Even if that’s not your thing, when you look at Miley and you look at my mobile home, I know you start thinking the same thing. Anyway, in this case, she didn’t get run over. What did happen is her left boobie bounced up and knocked a tooth out, and her right boobie snuck right out of her loose-fitting top. Whereupon she grabbed it and stuffed it back in there, all while never braking stride. And what might she have been running after, you ask? Well, allow me to explain. There were giving away free oscar myer weenies, and Miley just couldn’t rest until she had one in her hand and one in her mouth. Also, she likes really creamy mayo, like dribbling off her chin and stuff. Wow, I have sunk to a new low.

I saved these pics on my hardrive and labelled them Tulisa. That’s a good thing, because she is perky and cute and braless. But damn, you’d think I’d be a little more complete with my information. Who the hell is Tulisa? Why does she waggle those boobs around with no bra? Is that toolbag dude running away because now he has seen just how short her outfit is and how bare her boobies are and he just can’t take it? These and many more questions crossed my inquiring mind as I paged through the yummy action photos and dreamed of Tulisa’s pokies scratching up my nose and my forehead and other parts of my body.

So I googled her. Not quite as fun as fondling her, but slightly more legal. She is a 23 year old singer and actor from Great Britain. 23 years old, man I’m getting old. I remember sleeping with a 23 year old several decades ago. That was some nubile noshing. I guess you would have to be 23 to wear a hideous outfit like this, and then waltz around with paparazzi snapping photos of your boobs bouncing around and your asscheeks hanging out. I think I need to see some photos of her in lingerie, maybe a g-string.