Well I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s toolbag decided to get her some roses for their anniversary, to to apologize for picking his nose in public, or maybe just to say I love you. Who knows. It’s possible he saw me coming out of left field, ready to swoop in and steal his girl, kankles and all, and he thought he would head that off at the pass with a little foliage. Either way, I’ve got this dude’s number, I’m going to win her heart and then we’re going to make lots of babies. After getting married and spending most of her money. The cool thing about J Love though is once we run out of money, we’ll just find her some kind of hot movie to star in, and she can run around braless or maybe have a topless scene or two, and bam we’ll be back in the money. I’m thinking something like that Stripper movie with Demi Moore. Jennifer’s boobs won’t last forever, eventually they will droop and sag and become pancakes, especially after a couple of kids. But until then, I figure we (as in all of us) should enjoy them and profit from them. This little blue dress is just about perfect in that it is deeply cut, shows off her rounded melons, and pretty much mandates that she goes braless.
Braless Women 22
Here is a braless babe with a very round, curvy body, standing on a rock with her hands on her hips waiting for you to get real excited. This expectation is partly due to the fact that she has her jeans shorts unbuttoned, and we can see just the wispy lovely tops of her white panties. That little tummy she has is more than forgivable, in fact it’s downright lickable. Part of it is due to her big juggs which are in imminent danger of falling right out of that ridiculously stretched out tanktop. That tanktop will never be the same. And neither will we. She has every right to expect that we will pant and groan and thump the ground like a dog waiting for a treat. With her cute little smile, and her ponytail, and her crinkly eyes, I’m pretty much ready to propose. Dear tanktop babe, do you hearby accept my vow of marriage and promise to be loyal if not monogamous and in return promise to let me marvel and/or touch and/or do dirty things to your boobies as long as we both shall be able to stand it? If so, sign here. It’s not so much a prenup as a guarantee that you will not take the $1.50 I have in my wallet.
Nikki Braless
Nikki Nikki
pouty nipples
won’t you come eat a treat.
We love you
and you love us
but my you leave us in heat.
Please don’t waggle
those boobies at me
cuz I am feelin faint.
If you get me
much more horny
I’ll lick you from head to taint.
If you don’t know what a taint is, that’s ok. You will learn many things on bralessblog, my son. Many things.
Jessica Szohr
Jessica Szohr is a 27 year old actress who is smoking hot. She was born in Wisconsin. Now I don’t mean to offend all you cheeseheads, but Wisconsin and Minnesota and that whole area up there are known for producing babes. Maybe it’s the cold winters, or maybe it’s the genealogy, don’t ask me to be smart and figure it out, I’m just saying it’s rare to see a hottie claiming to have come from Wisconsin. But here’s the kicker, she descends from a pool of Hungarians and African-Americans. Maybe that explains it.
What is not explained, at all, is how she thinks she can wear this dress and not rock me out of my mind. Hungarian girls like Ms. Szohr can occasionally forget to do the feminine grooming if you know what I mean. Hopefully since Jessica is a Hollywood star and all she doesn’t let that big giant black brush get out of control. You don’t have to worry at all, even though those boobies are young and perky now, they won’t dilapidate and sag with age cuz they’re b-cups. Should be good for at least 50 years, and you’ll be dead by then, dropped into an early grave after humping her four times a day and exhausting your poor heart.
