Katy Perry Braless Sideboob Yummies

These are some tantalizingly delicious shots of Katy Perry‘s boobs. The art of the sideboob is a curious thing. We generally fawn over cleavage and nipples. Bot those of us who are experts know the power of the sideboob. Those girls are just begging for a warm hand and a nuzzle from a nose. My nose, to be precise. Katy’s face, I realize, can be alarming when not caked with makeup. But you see, Katy knows this, and keeps madeup. She tries extra hard to be a hot little totty. Do you see her out slumming in sweats, and greasy hair, and no makeup like Britney? No siree bob. She’s out to wow you and make you groan. Same thing in bed, I suspect. She would go that extra distance to make sure you knew she had been there. Not by kneeing you in the testicles, then clapping with delight. But by… well, I leave it to your imagination. The important part to remember is: a) they are big, b) they are currently braless, c) they are within a millimeter, a scant niphair of falling right out. The photographer jedi who took these photos probably had to go douse his face and neck with cold water just to calm himself down.

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Green Pokies

My dear green pokie lady:

I know, I know
you want to be seen.
That is why
you poke in your green.
Don’t you worry
just give me a shout
I’d be happy to watch
while you let it all hang out.
A little jiggle here,
a little sway there.
The next thing ya know
I can’t help but stare.
So slip me a smile –
let those white teeth gleam –
while if dream of your boobies
and think things obscene.

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Braless Women 18

There for a little while I got lost. Lost in the interwebz. One minute I’m doing critical research, the next minute I’m looking at boobies. And six hours go by. You know, I have actually filled my hard drive up. Most of it is uspeakable things, but a lot of it is stuff you readers really want to see. I gotta get to posting, so as to keep up with my impressive downloading skills.

If I had a way to vote for braless image of the year, this would be it. And if I were rich, I would pay ya’ll to vote for this image so it would definitely hit the big time. Wow, erotic bralessness at its finest. That is blammo nasty.
Braless Women 3

Braless woman number 2 seems to be laughing about something. Perhaps she knows she’s is about to be entered into the braless hall of fame, where perverts like us will make eyes at her pokies for many years to come.
braless women 2

And then finally, there is the magnificence of this young lady’s pointy, braless boobs. These girls are wide, a little bit sidewinder style. Trust me, you would think you were in heaven with those pressed up on each side of your cheekbones, nose buried into the redolent cleavage. She would giggle, then give them a perky little bounce, and you would sigh with a content heart.
braless women 1

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Sophie Turner Braless

Unlike Edyta Sliwnska, who could be Kathleen Turner’s hot daughter but isn’t, Sophie turner has blonde hair and big round melons. She is skinny like a little waif. Her tummy is so slim you know she never stuffs herself or eats dairy and gets gas. Little skinny girls sometimes have big boobies. Usually, they are either kind of pointy and torpedo-like – which means they are natural – or they are round which means they were purchased. Don’t matter son, those pokies will get you through the night. And most of the day too. Taking this gal out to the beach would be fun. You could coax her into a orange bikini with really thin wet material, and then her nips would drive every other dude within 100 yards nuts. You could just sit back and congratulate yourself on how studly and successful you were. She would spend all your money (we’re pretending like you have some here) and she would cheat on you and tell all her friends what a dick you are, but man there would be a few good weeks or months or maybe even a year. Those little cat eyes and those red lips make me think she would work for the ring too.

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