Braless Women 12

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Let’s get it rocking and rolling here. Sometimes it really should be about quantity over quality, and that’s what we’re gonna be all about today. Got a lot of ground to cover, and a lot of braless babes to uncover – let’s cook wif sum gas.

Bikini pokies. Let’s all plan to set on the beach this summer in our rusty webbing chair with a pair of mirror sunglasses on. We will hang our heads a bit, kick back and sprawl out, pretend like we’re asleep. But really, in the creepiest way possible, we are watching all the juicy hunnys go by with their cold little salt water pokies.
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An in honor of St Patrick’s Day (so I’m a little late, sue me), we’ll take a gander at some braless babes in green. Babe number one could stand to lose the hat, babe number two needs some bright red cherry lipstick to make me think about, um, her lips.
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Plus, we have Carlotta, posing in her kitchen for some candid shots. Barefoot, short little shorts, busting out of her top. Dayum, makes me happy. Hot enough to marry, sweet enough (sometimes) to take home to mamma, patient enough to work with me while I save up and move out of the trailer park. And when she gets naked, oh the body.

Carlotta kitchen 1_Carlotta kitchen 2

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Braless Women 11

Posted on March 19, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Step rrrrright up, dearie. Slick your wet hair back out of your face so we can check your for excessive wrinkles or buck teeth. Cock your hip girl, we like ’em curvy around here. Adjust the boobs and make sure you’re covered, we’re only like pg-13. And if the nips ain’t standing at attention, tweak ’em for godsakes, we ain’t here to swim. Never mind about the camel toe, we like that too, even if your crotch kind of smells like seaweed right now.
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An yeah, gal number two will not win any beauty contests next week. She is just on this side of a 5. But upon close inspection (and hey, you know I inspect closely), she appears to have very large puffy nipples. Annnd she’s braless in a tanktop. That deserves something. Maybe not a trophy, but at least a gawk on bralessblog.
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I wish the last photo were larger and not so overexposed. Sometimes I could just curse a photographer. Yo, bro, she is hot and she’s braless. Read up on your photography tutorial if you have to, but get it right. Do you think she perked those nipples up and slathered on some lipstick just so you could butcher her picture? I’ll elbow you right out of the way, let a pro show you how to snap a few photos. Uh, dearie, you don’t mind if I shake my marble pouch at you while I do this, right?
Braless Woman

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Aubrey O’Day Braless

Posted on March 18, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Ginormous. That’s what I think of when I see Aubrey O’Day swinging those big boobs without tethering them with a bra. I could’ve sworn we had looked at Aubrey’s boobies in a post before, but a quick search of the ol’ site turned up bupkis. She is 28, and mainly hit it big as a singer in Danity Kane. But then she got fired, and she posed for playboy, and landed on Maxim’s top 100 a few times. Now she is hot, don’t get me wrong – even though I’m the equivalent of a greek god I can’t be too damn picky. But Maxim is wakked if they think she is one of the hottest 100 babes in the world. She’s a little fake. Her blue eyes shout contacts to me, and her skin ain’t exactly flawless. Now having said all that, when I see those melons sporting a few veins, I always think they look a little more natural. Say gross and ewww and roll you eyes if you want, but seeing some blood vessels in the old rack makes me feel really alive. And horny. I can’t say for sure if these are real or fake, but I know Aubrey would love to show them to me in person so I could better judge them.

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At Least I Don’t Have to Wear a Bra

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

It’s hard being me. I vacillate between feeling like
a) the bralessblog is for me
b) bralessblog is for the readers
c) it’s for nobody because we only got like 641k page views last month
d) all the the traffic actually costs me money because it blows my interwebz up and I don’t make any money anyway

(C) above is sort of tongue-in-cheek. 641k pv in a month is kind of getting up there. And all from such humble beginnings. As it turns out, hot chicks with nearly visible boobies are very popular. Also, I’m quite witting and charming. Lots of people come here for the writing. Really. I’m not kidding.

Do I get any credit? Naw. Does NPR call and do a story on me? Nope. Is it fame, riches, fortune. Hell no. Well, at the end of the day, at least I don’t have to wear a damn bra. I’m a guy, in case you were wondering. If you didn’t know that, I guess the irony and the semi-joke would be lost.

Oh well, for the rest of you, here is your damn photo. I don’t know who she is, and I don’t care. You don’t either, except to the extent that you may think she is so smoking hot you want to see more photos of her, or maybe a movie where she is eating a lil ice cream cone on a hot summer day sitting in a Mercedes with the cream dripping down her cleavage and a big smile that suggests she looooves licking things.
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Ps – too bad, I’m not feeling that generous.

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