Sophie Turner Braless

Posted on April 18, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Unlike Edyta Sliwnska, who could be Kathleen Turner’s hot daughter but isn’t, Sophie turner has blonde hair and big round melons. She is skinny like a little waif. Her tummy is so slim you know she never stuffs herself or eats dairy and gets gas. Little skinny girls sometimes have big boobies. Usually, they are either kind of pointy and torpedo-like – which means they are natural – or they are round which means they were purchased. Don’t matter son, those pokies will get you through the night. And most of the day too. Taking this gal out to the beach would be fun. You could coax her into a orange bikini with really thin wet material, and then her nips would drive every other dude within 100 yards nuts. You could just sit back and congratulate yourself on how studly and successful you were. She would spend all your money (we’re pretending like you have some here) and she would cheat on you and tell all her friends what a dick you are, but man there would be a few good weeks or months or maybe even a year. Those little cat eyes and those red lips make me think she would work for the ring too.

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Braless Women 17

Posted on April 15, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

It’s time to round up some pokies.

Gal number one is rocking the tanktop. If the material got any thinner, it would be effervescent like an alka-seltzer. I can see every pore and ridge on her aureolae, which is a fancy word for nipple for those of you currently reading this on your Cricket phone in the middle of a walmart.
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Gal number 2 is just ahhhsum. The way she is squeezing those boobies together so they are able to produce the maximum effect makes me so happy. That’s the way to use your assets girl. If Hillary Clinton would do that every time she visited a new country – just pop off the plane and bam squeeze her girls together – we would get a lot more politicking going on. Nipple licking too, but politicking most importantly.
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And Ohhh the football gal. First of all, when a regulation sized football is just barely bigger than your braless boobies, we know we’re in for a good show. Second of all, if that cutoff shirt, which manages to show underboob from here to eternity, got any sexier, it would be banned in six states. And thirdly, those boobs appear to be the most perfect shape evah-evah-evah.
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Last but not least, we have some dark-skinned lady from the child-rearing department who has pokies so perfectly pointed and well-suited to nursing it makes me thirsty. Those things would poke you in the eye and scrape you on the nose and leave you wanting to make them jiggle doggy-style.
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Sarah Jones

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Sarah Jones is a 28 year old actress who has been in a bunch of little stuff that you’ve never heard of. Not included in the list of stuff she’s been in is my pants. Which is a shame, because those boobies look like they could for sure use a little of my special attention. One the one hand, they seem to have a little droop. On the other hand, they appear to be all (deliciously) natural. And when you consider both hands together, well motorboating would be the least perverted thing I would do to the gal. Whatdya figure, those are big c-cups, maybe d-cups? Oh yeah, I would get up in there. She’s in Alcatraz, a show I’ve never seen and won’t make it a point to carve time out of my busy life to see. I’ve heard she is dating this guy named Theo Rossi, who is a rat fink looking dude if ever I have seen one. Sarah is very pretty and very curvy, so those soft breasts and most excellent hips deserve a man of my caliber. I have never been called a rat fink, yet another fantastic reason Sarah should consider getting in my pants. Speaking of Mrs Jones…

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Ivanka Trump Braless and Wanton

Posted on April 11, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Ivanka Trump white house pokiesApparently we need to create a new category specific to Ivanka Trump sashaying around braless, because this babe does it pretty often. Witness here and here to name a few. I guess she had those girls implanted by the finest surgeon money could buy, and she figures what the heck, I might as well get my money’s worth and show them off. Which is exactly what I figure too. In fact, it’s apparent that Ivanka and I share a lot in common, and we think a lot alike. I would wager a guess that I know just what she needs. She has been around the blue bloods for far too long. She grew up dating mouse’d up boys driving Porsches and drinking cognac. But she has seen the redneck tv shows, and she’s heard about bad boys who give their women a good stuffing, and she is longing for it.

Ivanka Trump bralessIn the nicest way possible, I would ravage her and give her a new appreciation for what DTF means. Thanks to my homies in New Jersey who taught me the phrase DTF. C’mon, do you know any other statuesque, rich, blonde babes who flop their boobies around braless and aren’t a part of the fashion or Hollywood scene? This is a sign that she and I are made for each other.

She likes to wear white. With no bra. And hard nipples. Raise your hand if you mind.

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