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Sofia Vergara’s Boobs Amaze Me

Posted on March 25, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Sofia Vergara is not somebody to be trifled with when she is hailing a cab. I sort of get the impression from these pics that she pulled one of her high heels off and pegged it at some stanky cabbie who passed her by. Now who in their right mind would fail to pick Sofia Vergara up on the side of the street, especially when those amazing boobs are on display like that?? Sheer madness. If I was a cabbie, and had President Obama in the back of my cab, and he was telling me “Hurry, man, this is a matter of critical National Security!” and I was hauling ass and squealing my tires and doing my best to save the world… and then we went by Sofia with her hand out on a street corner looking like that. Well, I would certainly screech to a halt and give her a ride. A *real* ride if you know what I mean. This lady is insanely curvy. She could probably prop a couple of flutes of champagne on the top of her buttocks, and then just tuck the bottle between those boobies, and be like a human champagne distribution center. I suspect I would knock some stuff loose though when I did my thing.

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Braless Women 14

Posted on March 24, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Braless babe #1 is some kind of adult model, I just don’t remember her name. She is rockin the braless tanktop look, and those lil tiny yellow shorts have my name written all over them. Yes, she could have better legs, but when they wrap around your head and clamp down on your ears and you can just barely hear her moaning, ya won’t care all that much.

Braless babe #2 kind of looks old-timey, but it’s just a trick of the lighting and the effect of the photography. Nice trick photographer, we can’t help but stare. But it ain’t because you’re talented, it’s because your woman’s boobs are pretty much fully exposed now that she’s wearing this thin top and unbottoning it all the way up and her nips are pokie-city.

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Yes, in the kitchen. Yes, in another tanktop. These boobies are small but lethal. This girlie is brown but warm. And whoever snapped the pic, more power to you brutha (sista?) cause you got up in there for the extreme close up action.

If this girl’s boobs got any perkier, she would have to wear some kind of goggles or maybe safety glasses to guard her retinas from being poked by her nipples. Wow, awesome picture. The hat and the shadows and the magnificent detail seen through the tanktop makes me glad just to be alive today.

A tennis tanktop, a braless tanktop movie, and then ya got Jordan Carver doing a nearly nude yoga in a skimpy tanktop.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Boob-a-lanche

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I don’t know why I call it a boob-a-lanche, other than the fact that when she does that milkshake, all the boys come runnin to the yard because there is a veritable avalanche of big, warm, natural boobies. I know it’s kind of weird that I would post about my girl Jen twice in one month, weird in a creepy/stalker/I can’t stop thinking about her sort of way. But c’mon, look at that body! That body was made for only one thing: looking at. Woop, hold on. Two things: making babies. Welp, let’s make that three things: humpin. She ain’t made for hopscotch, or zumba classes, or Ms America pageants. She is probably dating somebody right now, or maybe she got married, but I’m too lazy to go look it up so I could make fun of him and call him a toolbag and impress upon my readers that *he* doesn’t know what to do with a fine girl like Jen, whereas yours truly would treat her like a queen and buy her sticky rolls from cinnabon and never complain or even comment about her weight. Let her blow up after she marries me man, she is Jennifer F’in Love Hewitt. Eat some cake while you watch us stare into each other’s eyes and declare our undying love, at least until she meets that guy she knows from the bar at a hotel and does the nasty with him.

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Helen Flanagan Braless

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Helen Flanagan (no relation to Helen Hunt) has a very interesting body. Here we see her both bronzed like a sun-worshipping islander, and white as a sheet like some kind of sexy ass vampire. But it ain’t so much her skin tone, it’s her body shape. The turquoise bikini is just kind of weird. A little cellulite, some doughy/pasty abs. Then bam, the orange dress. Hotenss. She climbs out of the limo with her legs crossed, because she knows there are pervs like us out there breathlessly waiting to look up her skirt. But does that knowledge stop her from wearing a dress that squishes up her cleavage and is slid down to her bellybutton. Nosiree. Show ’em off. That what Helen says.

Helen is famous for staring in some kind of British show. I’m not British, and I don’t really see any bad teeth, so we’ll just ignore all that for now and concentrate on her exceptionally large, 21 year old, 36C cup boobies. Not that they are perfect. But if she tossed those extra-wide hips around my face I would certainly try to make the c-cups jiggle and dance the O-dance. Nope, that’s not the OJ Simpson dance. An entirely different two-step there, pardner.