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Helen Flanagan (no relation to Helen Hunt) has a very interesting body. Here we see her both bronzed like a sun-worshipping islander, and white as a sheet like some kind of sexy ass vampire. But it ain’t so much her skin tone, it’s her body shape. The turquoise bikini is just kind of weird. A little cellulite, some doughy/pasty abs. Then bam, the orange dress. Hotenss. She climbs out of the limo with her legs crossed, because she knows there are pervs like us out there breathlessly waiting to look up her skirt. But does that knowledge stop her from wearing a dress that squishes up her cleavage and is slid down to her bellybutton. Nosiree. Show ’em off. That what Helen says.

Helen is famous for staring in some kind of British show. I’m not British, and I don’t really see any bad teeth, so we’ll just ignore all that for now and concentrate on her exceptionally large, 21 year old, 36C cup boobies. Not that they are perfect. But if she tossed those extra-wide hips around my face I would certainly try to make the c-cups jiggle and dance the O-dance. Nope, that’s not the OJ Simpson dance. An entirely different two-step there, pardner.

Ginormous. That’s what I think of when I see Aubrey O’Day swinging those big boobs without tethering them with a bra. I could’ve sworn we had looked at Aubrey’s boobies in a post before, but a quick search of the ol’ site turned up bupkis. She is 28, and mainly hit it big as a singer in Danity Kane. But then she got fired, and she posed for playboy, and landed on Maxim’s top 100 a few times. Now she is hot, don’t get me wrong – even though I’m the equivalent of a greek god I can’t be too damn picky. But Maxim is wakked if they think she is one of the hottest 100 babes in the world. She’s a little fake. Her blue eyes shout contacts to me, and her skin ain’t exactly flawless. Now having said all that, when I see those melons sporting a few veins, I always think they look a little more natural. Say gross and ewww and roll you eyes if you want, but seeing some blood vessels in the old rack makes me feel really alive. And horny. I can’t say for sure if these are real or fake, but I know Aubrey would love to show them to me in person so I could better judge them.