Braless Blog

Yessireebob. That’s what I say when somebody asks me “Son, have you seen Marisa Miller’s boobs lately?” The affirmative, because she don’t mind showing them off, the emphasis because, well I like ’em alawt. She has that little mole thing on her RH boob. I’m not so much into that. Moles are for the garden. They can help give your yard a little texture, keep it from looking all flat and boring you know? But not the boobs, keep my boobs clean of all moles and skin tags, thanks. Marisa is 33 years old, no spring chicken. So things happen. Get a couple of spots of cellulite here and there, some moles from all the pre-cancerous legions that result from baking your skin in the UV. Buzzkill you say? Hey, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed even if she was on chemo.

Usually, I like me some red-ass lipstick. But Marisa looks very comely in her pale tan or pink or whatever color lipstick that is. Very sophisticated looking. And I like her hair, and has pretty eyes. Would you listen to me? I sound like I’m trying to make up for the fact that I’m slobbering all over her braless breasts by complimenting the rest of her looks. Don’t worry. Not the case. I’m just fixating. I’ll move on to the next girl soon enough.

Marisa was kind of a big deal. She was a SI swimsuit gal, she did some nudie stuff. Glad I could introduce her to you.

You probably don’t know who Eliza Doolittle is. I sure didn’t. But as you’ll see, she’s one of those skinny girls with big natural boobies, and heck there should be a law that requires her to run around braless. Even though she is not legally obligated to do so (yet), here we see Eliza squirting around in a tiny little white tanktop with the boobies flyin. She has paired this with a well textured skirt, and a coat with a fur hood that probably costs more than my car. Of course, 1982 Dodge Omni’s don’t really go for much these days, I’m just sayin. The sideboob shot is so delicious it gives me pause. One, two, three. Count that in your head. That’s how long it took me to play a fake, feeble little movie in my head that involved me motor-boating Eliza’s cleavage and then… well, doing more perverted things.

Eliza is a 23 year old songwriter from the UK. She does some modeling. I’d be happy to take some dirty cell phone pics of her in a sleazy motel off the interstate, but first I have to convince her that bad poor boys with buck teeth are trustworthy. Hey, I have a big belt buckle, I’m badass.

We’ve been through a few other “eliza” gals over the years, including Elizabeth Berkley, and Liz Hurley. I’ll have to think about which is my fave.