Braless Women 6

Ahh, the old pendant between the boobies trick. This gal is clearly well versed in the tricks of the trade. She’s read the book on how to catch a man in her honeytrap. Or maybe she wrote it. Unbotton your shirt a bit. Make sure your camisole is kinda loose. Big boobies help, but are not a requirement. Dangle a shiny object between the breasts, and much like a kid or a raccoon, men cannot help but be drawn in like a magnet. They may clink their teeth on the diamond and suffer expensive damage that requires the attention of a dental professional, but if you’re choosing your man right, they have plenty of money and that’s just the start of the big sucking sound out of the wallet.

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She looks a little zany, but the pinpricks of her pupils show it’s a normal mental state and not drug-induced. As boobie-obsessed as we are, we can’t help but be mesmerized by the very suggestive and yummy way she’s holding her mouth. It could only be more inviting if she had a banana tucked carefully in there. I like the skirt, and the taktop, and the hair. Yep, I’d marry her.

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Even conquerors of the Amazon Rain Forest deserve a home here on bralessblog. This lady looks a little sketch, like maybe she hasn’t bathed in a couple of weeks, has serious stubble in her pits, and has a beaver that smells like a quagmire. But still… braless, gotta post. Hopefully she gets those goofy yarn things off her wrist, shaves pretty much her whole body, irrigates and fumigates, and makes a return when her boobs are worthy of a motorboat.

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Braless Women 5

First up, batting lead off, is a pretty blonde in some kind of blouse or tanktop that is unbottoned and falling open sinfully far. I can’t see her bellybutton, but I can see everything else. And it looks yummy. Makes me think about the other day, when I was walking into the gym, and the girl behind the counter was bent over the computer typing something into it. When I walked up to scan my membership card, I had a view down her shirt so far that I could see her bellybutton. She asked how I was doing, and I responded “FANTASTIC!”

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If you look close enough (I tend to examine every single pixel, sometimes while moaning and massaging the screen), you can see this babe decided to plaster her pokies with some pasties before she went out in this woefully tiny tube top one summer day. The pasties are kind of a braless buzzkill, but you have to give her credit for daring to leave this gigantic girls unrestrained. Also, kudos to the photographer, who found what must be the perfect viewing angle.

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Wow, what a body. Ignore the semi-busted face/teeth and admire this pink bikini clad body. Those pokies appear to be the terminal type. Not as in, watch out she’s dying. But as in, all day every day terminally pokie nips. Going on a beach vacation with her would be a sure way to make you wonder if the little blue pill had finally done what it was rumored to do and given you an erection lasting more than four hours.

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She Loves Us Part 2

We have fans everywhere. And they love us. Because we rock. I don’t want to spoil it – I need to show you this video, and then we’ll talk about it:

You knew it was going to be badass when you got your first glimpse of those mukluk boots, didn’t you? And that robe, we all knew that was coming off. It is bralessblog, after all. That little routine took some serious talent. I can hulahoop, because I am an athletic He-Man with the prowess of a Greek God. But she puts me to shame. Where do you learn mad skills like that? It’s gotta take a whole lotta practice. The fact that she is a fan of bralessblog speaks volumes about her exquisite good taste. The fact that she twirls her hulahoop for us in her bikini (ish) getup and mukluks makes me think she will be in the Olympic hulahopp trials this year. If they have a bikini division, she is sure to win it.

Joanna Levesque Braless

Joanna Levesque, who you know as JoJo, sings her little heart out on a regular basis. She is twenty years old, but looks like she’s thirty-five. Sometimes the hard Hollywood living sort of takes its toll. Reminds me of Lindsay Lohan. She is part Native American, which explains those wicked bluish green eyes and her semi-exotic looks. JoJo is kind of known for be-bopping around wearing push-up bras that threaten to toss her girls all the way over her shoulders. But as you can see from these red-carpet pics, she occasionally gets the urge to go braless and bouncy.

I think she got her big break on Oprah’s show, but don’t worry we don’t plan to feature Oprah here on bralessblog anytime soon. Joanna’s mom swears she has a borderline Mensa-level IQ, which probably just means she’s a good mom and likes to brag about her kid. Regardless, I would like to probe the depths of Joanna’s mind (hey, I was really just wanting to use the word “probe” today).

For whatever reason, JoJo has a huge gay following. Nothing wrong with that. I just find it ironic that a cute little gal with such a hot and bothersome body can excite and titillate gay guys to the extent they howl with longing every time they see her tour bus go by. Hopefully, as JoJo ages, and her metabolism slows down, she doesn’t eat too many M&M’s and pudge out. Not that there’s anything wrong with a little pudge either, but we kinda like the way she looks now.

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PS – don’t be trying to look up JoJo’s skirt in that first pic. You boys are so dirrrty!