Braless Blog

I had never heard of Gracie Hayden. And perhaps you haven’t either. No matter. We are about to study her. In depth.

Two things that you have heard about are her boobs. They are a very familiar story to you, because they are perfect, and that’s the kind of thing we like here at BralessBlog.

We should start this out with a video as a demonstration. How about a video of her in a bikini with her golden globes bouncing around?

Those boobies look so big and soft. And they really are golden. Has she not heard about all the damage the sun does to your skin? Her dermatologist is going to have a stern word with her, for sure.

She is Australian, and those girls really like to spend time in nature. I would like to get natural with her. I think she is some kind of sports announcer. I guess I could let her speak into my special microphone and see what it sounds like.

Not to be confused with Hayden Panettiere, who I like a lot.

You don’t have to know who Caylee Cowan is to appreciate her.

She is really pretty, and she has great natural titties.

Caylee is an actress and I guess she’s been in quite a few movies. It seems like every picture I see of her she is at the most smirking. She never really cracks a full smile.

This leads me to believe she is sad. I can’t imagine why she has any right to be sad. She’s young, beautiful, rich, and famous.

But hey, nobody has a perfect life. Maybe her man farts a lot and she’s tired of smelling the stink. Maybe her kitten died. Or maybe her boobs are too soft.

Yep, that really is a thing. Some women don’t like their boobs because they are too soft and squishy. You always want what you don’t have.

She tends to wear a lot of stuff that emphasizes her cleavage, and she is frequently caught in see-through situations. We all know that’s not accidental, so I guess she’s trying to get those boobies out there for acceptance.

I accept her. I would be willing to smash my nose in her cleavage and motorboat her for a solid ten minutes if it made her feel better.