Crazy Top Pokies

I think our theme for today should be crazy top pokies. We might as well narrow our focus down to something that is nearly possible to find, so that we have a gargantuan sense of accomplishment when we’re done.

crazy top pokiesSo here’s an idea. Combine some slinky black bikini bottoms with a crochet top that is so loose fitting that at any given moment it might flutter around and reveal a breasticle or two. This black-haired beauty is doing a fine job filling out this top, and I can’t help but notice she has some interesting pokies going on. Is it cold? Did she pinch those girls before the photo was taken?

cityscape pokiesAnd check out this top. There isn’t a button or a catch or a drawstring anywhere in sight. I guess it’s just meant to hang open like this? Well, maybe it’s really supposed to be worn over another shirt. But my beautiful blonde friend here didn’t mess with any of that garbage. No siree Bob, she figured everybody likes to stare at my boobs anyway, why don’t I let it all hang out? The dirty citcyscape in the background only emphasizes the clean, yummy smelling cleavage we’re exposed to here. Ahhh, what a wonderful dichotomy. Car exhaust and woman-nips, my two favorite smelling things.

selfie pokiesA few selfie pokies always get my goat going. It’s hard for me to tell if this is some kind of fancy pink top, or if it’s a weird-ish bodysuit. It doesn’t matter, because I’m hypnotized by the cleavage. Trapped, if you will, unable to get out of the hole I’ve fallen into. I don’t know what it is with me today, but I’m feeling the need to motorboat those girlies. Careful though, because with nipples that hard she might scratch my eyeballs out. I kinda wonder with that fancy cellphone cover she’s got if she might have like a 2Tb memory capacity and the equivalent number of photos of herself in her wonderful braless glory.

purple bikini pokiesI realize this is mostly just a purple bikini, but it qualifies for my most excellent crazy top post because it’s waaaay too small for this gal’s giant hooters. I mean, seriously, this top has no chance to contain the mogombos. If she were to sneeze, she’s probably flip those things up so high it would knock a number of birds off a power line. It’s hard to tell, but is the bikini wet? I have no other explanation of why it is molded so perfectly to her nipples. It looks like its thin strings are straining beneath the weight of supporting her – she may actually decapitate herself if that string cuts into her neck any deeper. Also, I’m guessing this is yet another selfie. I don’t know what we would do if busty braless women stopped taking risque photos of themselves. Probably get depressed and quit wanting to live?

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The Holy Grail – Yep She Has It All

Holy mackerel. I have stumbled upon the holy grail.

I know, I know – I profess my undying love for chicks on this website constantly. But seriously, this is THE ONE.

The perfect chick:
blonde hair
blue eyes
smooth skin
busty – big boobies but not tooooo big (it’s a fine line, brutha)
nips that aren’t too small, aren’t too big, and aren’t shy about getting erect

The perfect photo:
gotta have some cleavage
gotta have pokies – we want those nips
candid is pretty awesome – if she doesn’t know we’re looking it give a bit of an extra thrill
what the heck, while we’re dreaming let’s say there’s a cameltoe

Whoa, what was that? Cameltoe you say? Have I lost my mind? As a boobie specialist, bralessblog obviously doesn’t delve into the world of the mooseknuckle very often. But it’s quite titillating and fun to check out. We’ve touched on it before…
There’s a brief mention about the chick in the red swimsuit.
And also, it’s hard to miss the pudenda riot going on in this lady’s pants.

It’s just damn rare to come across a photo where it has everything at once. It’s the bralessblog holy grail. The new trifecta – hotness, pokies, and cameltoe. I’m gonna print some decals for this soon, and we’ll see them on minivans all over America.

I should go ahead and give you guys the juice:
holy grail

There, see what I was moaning about?? She is gorgeous, but not super-model unapproachable. I mean, anybody is approachable when you are a stud-muffin such as myself. Rico Suave, yo. But she’s sort of grimacing off into the distance thinking “Damn, it’s hot. That dip in the ocean hasn’t helped, in fact my ass sweat has reached defcon 9, aka high alert. I wonder if anybody is going to notice that this wet, sweaty bikini is so adhered to my crotch that the dude sitting on the Star Wars towel way over there can count the wrinkles in my lips? And dang, my nipples, which were previously hidden, have suddenly popped up and made an appearance.”

Bravo. That’s what I say. Thank you, beach goddess, for serving as our Holy Grail. Everything we want, everything we need, juxtaposed into just one photo. We’ve waited, not very patiently I might add, for you to come along. Here you are, and we bow down. We salute your absurd hotness, and your undeniable wardrobe malfunctions. We can only hope you remain hot for several years, and also let your husband take photos of you wearing that negligee he bought you for Christmas, and then he posts them on the web where we can find them.

Shoot, while we’re hoping, we’ll hope that you’re a freak like us, and will willingly show off that body from now until the end of time. Hey errbody, check out my mogambos, want to watch me shake and jiggle?

Update:

Hold on. I found another one.

In the depths of my hard drive, the very bowels of ickiness, I found another “holy grail” shot.

Admittedly, if that first one is a 9.9 on a scale of 1-10, this one is only an 8. But still, wowzers.

It almost looks like this is some kind of sports bra ad. Professionally shot for a certain underwear brand? But surely they would not publish a photo of this chick with her hooha lips bulging out like that. “Excuse me, dear? The pokies are fine, they are great in fact. Dudes love pokies, and our research shows women can’t actually stop looking once they see them. We use these in ads all the time, at least in Europe. But, ah, the cameltoe? That’s kind of a problem. Do you think you could, I don’t know, kind of tape those things down? Yes, this it duct tape, but honey everybody does it. And yes, you’re right, it will hurt when you pull it off. But jeez, look at your crotch. The FCC is liable to throw us in prison. Have you birthed a baby lately? Not trying to be rude it’s just… you look sort of swollen down there. Ok, enough, I’m sorry. Just cover your action up and give us a break.”

holy grail 2

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Braless Video – a Superhuman Effort

It’s time. Time for another braless video. I sank a ton of time into this, so I hope you enjoy it. Also, I hope no Nancy Boys flag it because Youtube definitely gets wicked when they want to. If you enjoy this one, you can obviously see previous entries on our braless video page.

Some details:

Segment 1:
Hot blonde in a bikini, delicious pokies

Segment 2:
A construction chic in a g-string gets hot and strips down while she works

Segment 3
A perky/pokie blonde on the beach bounces around while braless

Segment 4
A busty teacher fantasy results in a detention

Segment 5
Blonde mamma records herself with pokies in the dressing room

Segment 6
Busty gal tries on varies clothes that accent her figure

Segment 7
Tanktop blonde

Segment 8
Redheaded lumberjack dances in the woods

Segment 9
A jumprope experiment

Segment 10
Curvy girl tires on clothes and offers fashion advice

Segment 11
A weird problem on an airplane

Segment 12
Healthy and busty looking models on the catwalk at a fashion show

Segment 13
Newscaster gets chilly

Segment 14
A girl with gloves on does some serious gardening

Segment 15
Two ladies laying by the pool evaluate each others chest

Segment 16
Doing some housework with her shirt unbuttoned an no bra

Segment 17
Braless gal dances

Segment 18
Trying on some goodies to squeeze the boobies

Segment 19
A girl slips into a negligie and bounces her braless boobs all over her house

Segment 20
Yes, please show us your tattoo busty braless girl!

Segment 21
A busty darth vader comes for us on a train

Segment 22
Model with nipple jewelry poses in the park

Segment 23
Busty gal flops around underwater

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Imperfect Braless Boobs

Imperfection. Let’s talk about it.

Honestly, I’m tired of perfect boobies. When I say “tired”, granted I won’t be kicking anybody out of my bed regardless of what kind of boobs they have. Well… unless they are hairy. I do not like hairy boobs. Other than that exception, I just mean the whole plastic surgery thing has been around for so long that I’ve gotten “used to” the perfectly round, perky boobs, and now I like more diversity.

A little droopy. Some projectile action. Yessir, sign me up.

I think that’s why the amateur thing is appealing. Celebs and models are yummy, let’s not front. But amateurs, with their more imperfect boobies, ring my bell these days.

So obviously, this post will be amateur focused. What’s that? Less talk and more action, you say? Get on with it, already?

potato chip cleavageWhile I cannot condone eating snacks in bed, as it tends to get mucho debris in the sheets and grosses me out, I certainly CAN condone enjoying delicious braless boobs while lounging and munching on potato chips. This girl has some massive hooters, and she doesn’t have to dip her chip into sour cream and onion goo to make me thing of other white liquids that need to be in the field of study. I think she might be wearing a romper, one of my new favorite words, articles of clothing, and future post topics here on BBlog. This girl’s boobs make me happy, bam there it is.

tanktop boob droopThis girl may be the epitome of Amateur Droop Action (ADA). Here she stands in her worn-out, stretched-out, thin white tanktop, large melons drooping and nipples pointed downward at ohhh I’d say about 15 degrees. The whole marlboro thing grosses me out, I think we can all agree smoking is a turn off. But we’re back to imperfect – yes she smells like an ashtray but she has big mojumbos that droop and sway and she’s ready to try and shake her ass in your lap like she’s in a MTV video. This kinda leaves me wondering if she’s wearing any panties underneath those sweatpants. But I guess that would be more of a topic for pantylessblog, haha.

cocktail pokiesNow I know this example has zero signs of droop, but this little cuties is imperfect due to size. I don’t routinely feature A-cup ladies on here, not because I don’t like them, but because, well, there is less to talk about. But my-my-my, look at the naughty gleam in this girl’s eye. She seems to be saying:
This is my third cocktail.
After I finish this one, I’m going to go into the bathroom and take my panties off.
I will primp in front of the mirror, reapply my lipstick, and then tweak my nipples.
When I return to our table, I know you’ll be mesmerized by my pokies.
As will the entire male population in this restaurant.
That’s ok. Keep staring boys.

braless pot scrubberI sincerely spend a lot of time thinking up file names for these braless gals. We should use the term “thinking” loosely – possibly it’s more like daydreaming with one hand in my lap? This is the “braless potscrubber”. Seriously, know idea what the hell she’s doing. I think she belongs on an infomercial or HSN selling some of that solution that you use to scrub your silverware and pots. Now that I mention it, that would be a fabulous marketing ploy. Have some unshowered gal with big floppy boobs and yellow rubber gloves demo your product on HSN so that all of the late night male shoppers won’t be able to click away. Your sales would probably increase by like 990%. I’m gonna try this. I’m gonna walk down to the dollar store, buy all of the pot scrubbing stuff they have, then hire a broke braless lady to sit on a street corner and sell it for me.

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