Irina Shayk Shakes it

I could have sworn we had posted about Irina Shayk before, but the database doesn’t lie. Of course I’m also drunk and possibly not typing in the search box with extreme accuracy. It’s the sideboob I’m after. Actually, what I’m after is to go to bed. I’m just after one last rub post before I collapse. She really don’t mind showing ’em off do she?

I don’t know what she does, I don’t know what cup size she is, I don’t know why she’s walking the red carpet or how old these pics are. I don’t know anything except I like looking at the profile and thinking about those uncupped girlies winking at me in the moonlight.

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Jamie Bradfords Boobs are Wow

Jamie Bradford has been doing her thing for the folks at Playboy off and on for several years. She lives in Arizona, and at least at one point was going to college there. She was the cybergirl of the month, and was in an “all naturals” special, and a “student bodies” special. When I say student bodies, well you can see what the heck I’m talking about.

She’s sort of hit or miss. Not her looks, lordy no – that’s all HIT. I just mean Jamie is in and out of the spotlight. Late last year and early this year, she was doing some promo work for playboy including some interviews and some playboy radio stuff. But since then she has sort of disappeared again. I’m sure looking smoking hot and being featured in playboy does some unusual things to your family life and your social life. Especially as a college student. She’s probably had every horny dude on campus come and pound on her door at 2am, decrying his undying love.

The skinfold involved with this sideboob shot is, well it’s pretty much right on. I mean, wow, those boobs and their teardrop shape make me cry real teardrops and want to paw at the ground and snort like a bull. The red lipstick and smiley eyes and big white chompers say to me: you can marry me but you can never tame me so just quit thinking you’re cool enough.

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Minka Kelly Fake Boobs

So back in August, I promised I would do a little more research on Minka Kelly. She is insanely hot, and loves to bounce her big boobies around, so this is not exactly painful, egghead in the library type research.

Based on what I am hearing, Minka Kelly does not have fake boobs. This is not terribly important here at BralessBlog. We like boobies, so the way we see it, real means we can see ’em and touch ’em, fake means they don’t exist. But finding some gal like Minka, who has delicious looking D-cups, likes to flaunt them, and they turn out to be real – that’s rare and very titillating. The realness is like a fine china plate under a delicious hamburger. It’s totally not needed, it may or may not be appreciated, but hey nobody is going to complain at all, hear what I’m saying?

Now, I’m a little tiny tiny bit reluctant to point out some details in these photos. I have two minor points to make, and then I’ll leave you guys alone to enjoy the view.
1) She does happen to have kankles. This is all okay, I still love her. Ya’ll know the kankle thing doesn’t reduce my lusting after certain ladies, so no worries. Minka’s may be exacerbated by the fact that she’s wearing flat shoes. I would recommend she cut that shit out, and get on some respectable heels.
2) Her boobs, in this brown tanktop, are just droopy enough to advertise the fact that they aren’t fake. It’s fine and all, the cool thing about natural breasts is you can squeeze them up and move them around without like rupturing a bag of possibly harmful fluid. Anytime she wants, Minka and squash up some cleavage in a red carpet dress and knock our socks off.

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Kelly Brook Rubs Nipples

Curvy girls in Hollywood really aren’t that prevalent. You might find a girl like Jenny McCarthy, with big boobs and a skinny waist, but that’s just busty, not curvy. Kelly Brook has some meat on her bones. You can tell she is one holiday season away from being a spokeswoman for Weight Watchers. She and Adele are birds of a feather when it comes to that. All of that sounds kind of cruel until you realize I ain’t cracking, just pointing out the fact that Kelly isn’t skinny. I like her curves.

What’s really great is she tends to shwizzledick around braless. As you can imagine, I find this enormously entertaining. Having big boobs is one thing. Treating them like an honest-to-gawd asset is entirely different.

Judging by what I can see of her nipples – which you have to admit is plenty- Kelly has some serious spikes. This third picture just slays me. Everybody on the red carpet that night must have been able to think only one thing: WOWZA LOOK AT HER NIPPLES! So for her to grab some other celebrity and grind those big spikes against her mercilessly is like off the charts. I don’t know who the other lady is, but she was probably thinking she would attract more than a little attention with her big airbags. But then when she wasn’t even looking, Kelly grabs her and squashes her and pssssssssshhhh deflates her. Crazy bummer, hard to plan for a terrible emergency like that when you’re dressing for an awards show.

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