Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Boobies

Posted on December 25, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

See, I knew Jennifer Lawrence had c-cups. Get ’em wet and dangle them around in a skimpy bikini and my eagle eye can spot every little millimeter of womanlyness. She looks a little bit goofy in these photos, and her body ain’t looking terribly athletic, but if you have seen her eyes you know I’m going gaga over her. She’s one of those chicks that won’t get you hot and bothered schlepping around the house in a sweatshirt with her hair in a frazzle, but will take your breath away in Prada on the red carpet with a little lipstick on. Plus, she’s a wealthy Hollywood star and I would let her buy me some Christmas presents. Merry Christmas by the way. I would let Jenny be my little elf. I’d even let her wear a santa hat while I nookied her doggy style while I groaned like an abominable snowman. I’m gonna have to google her to see if I can find any more movies to see her in over the Christmas holidays. Maybe she does some lingerie stuff, or tongues a banana.

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Maria Menounos Flashes Braless Cleavage

Posted on December 24, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

After twelve long months of not looking at Maria Menounos’s wet bikini boobs (and, to be perfectly honest, her critchety crotch too), I am having withdrawal pains. Well, not totally true. I was staring at her boobs during Dancing With the Stars. Those are probably C-cups. I would like to give them the PALM test to be sure, but probably all-natural C-cups. You’ll have to excuse her gigantic mane of hair that makes her look like some kind of horny, smiling tigress. I’ve seen her look much hotter, but dang when those boobs are on display you gotta stop and smell the roses.

You gotta admit, she looks pretty elegant, if you just ignore the hair. She probably smells good too. All stilted up on those heels. They would stay on, oh my yes I would have her keep those heels on when I ripped that zillion dollar dress off her and dove right in. I generally like babes with blue eyes, well shoot I just like babes period, but with Maria’s brown eyes she has this wounded doe who is sexy and about to scream while she cums look. If I’m really lucky, she will stumble across this post one day on the interwebz and realize I am the one for her and she will contact my pastor agent about getting me in touch with her.

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I wanted to add in some more snaps of Maria doing her boobie thing in a dress. You don’t mind do you? Haha.

She appears to be climbing out of some kind of exotic car for a party or a red carpet event here. You can see her ticket in her hand, and her little purse, and her overcoat. Thank god she’s not wearing that jacket, because the way she’s standing there we can very clearly see her boobs pushed together in the soft daylight, beckoning for us to motorboat them.

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Casual Braless Look

Posted on December 24, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Alrightee and mamma mia. This gal has got it. “It” being a body and a face and probably an attitude that will enable her to feel entitled to free drink in any bar for the rest of her life. In fact, I dare say she could walk into a seedy bar, one in which a jerkimo would hassle her and maybe talk dirty to her or try a drunken grope, and she is so amazingly hot and pure (and at the same time sultry) looking that some other redneck would jump up and aide her like a fine folk hero.

Did I mention you can see her pokies? Okay, wanted to blurt that out before I exploded.

It is the casual stance where she has both arms thrown up on the railing, along with that fact that she has a ring on THE hand (is it a wedding ring? is she unavailable? would she still hump me and get sweaty and yell curse words?), and plus she is standing there in that thin white tanktop with her nipples poking perkily and delicious and demure white panties. She could hotty up up a little, swap out the undies for a g-string and get some brighter lipstick and some dangly shimmering earrings. But now, she is gonna keep in low-key and make me drool and tent my jeans up.

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Braless Tanktops for the Win

Posted on December 9, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

We’ll check out some random braless action today, with a concentration on- uh how should I say it… professionals.

This pink tanktop is in danger of experiencing structural failure in the same way a guitar string that is strung too tight and then plucked might twang. Thereupon unleashing these girls to wreak havoc upon my motorboating nose.

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And here are a couple of pics of a well-endowed gal in a type of top that I just can’t name. Is that a sarong? A martian indexing blouse? A cooter kintay? Whatever, she looks good in brown, and those gigantic mammaries are enough to make me very thirsty for a tall glass of milk.

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This is quite the interesting scenario. My girl her appears to have donned a roll-neck sweater, then gone out into the wilderness on a cool Fall day in her daisy dukes. If I had legs like that, I wouldn’t cover them up either, so can’t blame her there. Thems some money-makin legs right there. So anyway, with her crazy helmet-hair, and her smokey-eyed gaze (reminiscent of what Sharon Stone did in Basic Instinct), she manages to almost detract our attention from those magnificent cans. All squeezed together and pointy, that’s not an easy task, since once we notice them it’s hard not to slobber and whine like a hungry dog.

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