Braless Blog

Ella Langley is a cute little country thang that is bouncing around the charts these days.

She has the smoky “bangs hanging in my eyes cause I’m hinding from the world” look.

She’s had some tough mental days where she really does feel like hiding from the world, sometimes talking in interviews about imposter syndrome.

There’s nothing imposter-like about that body. I might start working on my country twang and ask her to marry me.

I’m going to estimate those boobies to be b-cups. B for bee-you-tiful. She does not bounce her girlies around and flash them very often, unlike some country singers. So you have to be ready to pounce when you get a peak at her cleavage.

Here she is getting made up before going on stage. My boy who is just out of frame has gotta be gay, because anybody else that was that close to her would be reduced to motorboating those boobs.

Here she is rocking a bikini. Maybe there’s some padding in that bikini top, but her tits are looking big enough to make me consider upgrading my estimate to a c-cup.

Despite staring a hole in this pic of her in the gym in a sportsbra, I just cannot quite make out any sign of pokies. Maybe after she gets a little sweatier that top would become more transparent.

She is certainly braless in this picture. She’s clasping her shirt together to keep us from inhaling alllll of her beauty.

Her cleavage in this bustier is trophy-worth. But I have concerns that if it gets any tighter she won’t be able to breathe.

Ok, I was exaggerating.

There is no Olympic sport, Winter or otherwise, for pokey nipples. But I feel strongly that the Olympic Committee should consider adding it.

If there was such a thing, Tate McRae would stand a shot at winning the Gold medal for her hometown Canadians.

Tate’s boobies are not gigantic. I would evaluate them as a solid B-cup, possibly on the small size of C.

She is 5’8″ tall, so she isn’t tiny. But she’s pretty skinny, so it doesn’t take a lot of boobage to make those things noticeable.

She is always doing this thing with her eyes like she’s a puppy begging you to feed it.

She is quite the pop star these days, but ya gotta wonder for how long her star will shine brightly. She reminds me a bit of Britney Spears. Not to be confused with Brittany Mahomes.

I’m not so sure I like her dancing. But she does tend to stomp and jiggle, and that I can live with.