A wet bathing suit and (sigh) some bikini pokies – who needs anything more to make an awesome Summer? I hope the guy who invented bikinis is a millionaire; I’d like to shake his hand :)
This Brazilian goddess is apparently titillating the ladies behind her, because they are giggling and whispering about her. I would imagine Girl Number 1 is saying:
Like, oh my god, did you see that girl’s boobs pop out? What is she thinking? Deadly weapons must be kept in the holster, hasn’t she heard?
And Girl Number 2 is saying:
That bikini top is overburdened with D-cup boobies. Slut alert, slut alert! Those even look natural, so like, gag me with a spoon. If I had big soft melons like that I would totally keep them under wraps.
Not to be outdone, we have another minority-lookin chica with trapezoidal boobies. I say that because she is totally lacking in the cleavage department, yet somehow manages to support hefty c-cuppers with diamond hard pokies leading the way. If she were to fall over in the sand, she would land like a tripod, with those nips digging in and possibly anchoring her to the beach until a tow truck arrived. Her body is about 10 lbs past prime, er maybe 20, her face is kind of, well let’s be kind, and her hair is a mess. But dang, those boobies don’t fail to amaze. That just proves we’re guys (and fairly horny girls) – we are willing to overlook a lot in hopes of getting at the chesticles.
I know, I know
you want to be seen.
That is why
you poke in your green.
Don’t you worry
just give me a shout
I’d be happy to watch
while you let it all hang out.
A little jiggle here,
a little sway there.
The next thing ya know
I can’t help but stare.
So slip me a smile –
let those white teeth gleam –
while if dream of your boobies
and think things obscene.
I realize you can’t see her boobs in a few of these photos, but this girl has such a yummy derriere that I’m sure you won’t mind at all. I was on the beach wearing a silver lame’ marble pouch and strutting my stuff just the other day. There were some exquisite hotties there just like this gal. Greek girls can sometimes be a little hair, but hey can’t we all. That is why there are so many different ways to get rid of the hair. That way, you can wear a revealing purple bikini and show off that phenomenal body that god was nice enough to bless you with and we an all have a really great time at the beach. Shoot, if you want to wear your purple bikini at the walmart store, we can all have a great time there too. I ain’t too picky. In fact, that would help keep the sand out of my marble pouch, a big plus if you ask me. I am 100% positive the nice workers at walmart would not stop you at the door or send you home just for showing up in this getup. You would have to carry your moolah folded up in your hand cause ain’t no pockets. Well, actually, I see a couple of places you could tuck it into now that I’m looking real close. There is just something about purple bikinis isn’t there?
When I looked in the archives, I didn’t even remember this post from 2006 about Maria Menounos. She is no spring chicken, she is 33 years old, but when you rock a body like that, you appear more youthful that’s fo sho. It’s not like she got beautiful overnight, she actually won Miss Massachusetts Teen USA back in 1996. She has done some journalistic stuff, but honestly she is best known for being smoking-ass hot. These bikini pics do a fair job of capturing her in all her glory. I can’t help but move down (as I ogle her body) to the uh crotch area where we some, well, pretty much everything. Maria girl, if you don’t want us to stare, don’t get it wet and clingy and then sling it around on a public beach. And even when you do, if you stay away from the photographers with the really loooong lenses, horny dudes like me will have to stick to your red carpet and promo photos instead of getting up close and personal with every pore on your labia and aureola. Now, maybe you don’t mind, I know I don’t, but I’m feeling very slightly like I’ve just taken advantage of you, and I need a post-coital smoke.
