A BB fan named Randy suggested I post about Eiza Gonzalez and those wonderful boobies of hers.

I gotta admit that I had never heard of her before. But once I got a load of the dress she wore to the Oscars, and the craaaaazy body, it was true luv at first sight.

Eiza was born in Mexico, and her mom was a model. Maybe one day when I’m not feeling so lazy I’ll look up her mom and post some photos of her. I’m guessing mommy had a body about this yummy. Genetics usually work out that way. Just look at Susan Sarandon, and her edible daughter Eva Amurri.

Eiza’s dad was a handsome son of a gun, but he crashed a motorcycle and sent himself to that barcolounger in the sky. She says that really affected her, and she struggles with depression and overeating. Well, let me tell ya, I know all about depression and overeating. I can cure Eiza. She just has to do exactly what I tell her. Probably several times a day. Actually, I’m not as young as I used to be, so let’s call it twice per day. This cure will totally prevent her from being depressed, and she’ll feel so full she’ll never get the urge to eat anything (else).

Since 2013 she’s been starring in From Dusk Till Dawn. She also flashes those pearly whites for Avon, Neutrogena, etc. I think she sings stuff too.

There’s been talk of cosmetic surgery. I think she was on a spanish-channel saying she got a nose job, but no word on those breasties. Sometimes they look big, sometimes they look medium-sized. When she has no bra on and they are about to wiggle-wobble right out of her dress, they look heavenly, that’s fo sho.

Kendall Jenner may be a little on the skinny side, but when she goes braless people take notice. Especially me.

At 5’10”, she is a pretty tall drink of water. She is pretty, in that Kardashian sort of way. Kind of a dark, smoky, European or Armenian look. I think she recently won model of the year for something or other, so presumably somebody somewhere thinks she ranks pretty high on the arousal scale.

Here’s the thing: the girl just refuses to wear a bra. She recently posted a snap on instagram of her in some sexy white calvin klein bra/panties. Now I get it, she probably got paid like $100k just to advertise for old Calvin. But it’s goshdarn funny considering she *never* wears a bra. Basically, somebody has to pay her a-hunny G’s in order to wear a bra. You can’t make this stuff up folks, only real life is this ironic.

Kendall would probably make a great spokesperson for BralessBlog. She would probably organize movements where women burn bras in the street, and then take up bra collections and have them chopped up and made into mattresses, and have enlightened ladies sign a pledge to go braless for a year.

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That’s her flipping the bird to the paparazzi. She is kinda crude like that. You would be too, if you were 21 years old and liked to slink around with your boobies uncovered, and the dang cameramen were always documenting it and showing it to the world.

Thus we can assume that despite the fact that she’s always braless, she doesn’t really like having photos of it plastered all over the internet. Too bad, that’s what I say. We are dudes, and we like boobies, and if you are going to bare yours and you’re famous enough to have people taking pictures of you constantly, this stuff is gonna happen.

Truth be told, Kendall is probably an A-cup. Maybe a B-cup on a good day. I’m not complaining at all, it’s just that we can’t expect bouncy action like we see with Selena, or giant D-cup rediculousness.

Kendall Jenner pokies are spied pretty much continuously, and I kinda wonder if she has a boyfriend, and if he’s totally immune to their allure by now. That might not be possible, because boobs=awesome, but just saying.

That may be him in the car with her in this one pic. A thought just flashed through my dusty, shriveled up, perverted mind: Kendall’s boyfriend riding shotgun in the convertible and easing his hand up her top to pinch her nips while the miles roll by and the cameras snap away and… Kendall flips everybody off.

Update:
News article about Kendall going see-through and braless.
And if that wasn’t enough, how about…
Another news article where Kendall went braless and joked about it.

Her sister Kim…
http://www.bralessblog.com/2012/02/21/kim-kardashian-pokies.html

I kinda had to post this. After the breathtaking post from last month
Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs Bounce Free
it’s fair to say I’m on hyper-alert for Ms Mckinney’s boobies.

She certainly has a gift with those things. They will stop some traffic when she’s hailing a cab, fo sho. And she is also generous enough to give them as a gift. I like how she is naughty and always flashing them around.

I was on her instagram account the other day doing my creeper thing where I try to burn holes in the screen by looking at every square inch of her body while singing voodoo songs geared towards making her fall in love with me. There was this photo of her getting out of the shower, sort-of wrapped up in a towel. Her cleavage was wet, and quite bare. I say “sort of” because it was kind of a little towel, and she is kind of a big girl, and it was doing an awful job of covering up her woman lumps.

Suffice it to say my eyes rolled back into my head and I did this heavy panting thing for like ten minutes. Ok, alright, you caught me, it really only took two minutes. But you know what I mean.

Scour her insta all you want, you won’t find that photo. Apparently it came close to breaking the internet, and she deleted it. I wish to hell I had saved it, alongside the other 1.3 GB of Charlotte photos I have stuffed into my hard drive. Anyway, I’m kind of glad she deleted it, because I don’t want to share such and slurpalicious intimate photo with the masses. I’m sure it was only meant for me… sigh.

Eventually I will get around to posting some ass shots of Charlotte too. I know bralessblog is geared more towards the upper half, but dang this girl gets me revved up.