Ashley Greene knows how to do it. What I mean is, stomp around aimlessly in the streets, walking her dog while guys stare and mumble about her braless boobs. And they aren’t bad. They are more than a mouthful, which even her doggie notices. Jiggle and wiggle and scoop the poop. Just in case she needs a little refresher, she has special spikes and nubbins on her handbag. These she uses to rasp against her nipples to make sure they are standing at full attention. If the construction workers are really busy, sometimes you have to try extra hard to capture their attention.

In the one photo, it looks like she is actually pointing to her nipple.
Hey! Dude? You lookin? Lookit my nipple. Right there. See it? Okay, just checking.
Or maybe she’s pointing to the bralessblog watermark, as if to say, I’m about to be even more famous.

These things happen you know. Struggling young starlets dream of spending a little time on the front page of the bralessblog. Spruce up the hair, strip off the bra, and hope we notice them. Hunter Leigh comes to mind (frequently). And we do notice them, but there’s only so much time to spread our special kind of good cheer in the world. Maybe we should try a new thing were we fap post like 5 times per day, exposing that many more nips to the warmth of our attention.

I’ve been watching Shawn Johnson on Dancing With the Stars. Don’t worry, that doesn’t make me gay, just a horny pervert. She is such a cute little chunk. Not chunky, just a chunk of woman. She is of course muscular, because she’s been doing gymnastics and various forms of physical activity her whole life. She was wearing this suit that was really low cut and showed off her lower abs. And I mean lower, like down to the muff area. Every time her partner has to throw her up in the air or support her weight, I can see him grimace like… ohh lord my back. Again, I’m not calling her fat, she’s just a fine hefty example of an athletic woman.

I didn’t google it cuz I’m too lazy, but I swear I think she has golden eyes. Her boobies are b-cups on a good day, but we certainly won’t hold that against her. What we are going to give her mucho credito for is prancing around on the red carpet in those heels and that dress with no bra on. I think she is only like four feet tall, but if she were to wrap those super-strong legs around you and squeeze, she would pop you like a cork. There was a James Bond girl like that right? Maybe Shawn needs to be in the next James Bond movie.

We initially discussed Konnie Huq oh about six years ago now. Trust me her braless boobs have not gotten any less delicious as time has marched on. The fact that they defy gravity suggests they are fake, but fake isn’t fake if you can touch/smell/taste them so you know, cut her a break.

Konnie nips always seem to be active and kinda looking around. This could possibly be because it’s drafty. All the time. Everywhere she goes (?). Or maybe she’s pinching the nips. You know, perk em up a little for the camera. We don’t mind, either way, right? One way is sort of natural, one way is sort of psychotic and slutty and deceptive, but boobs are boobs, just ask former President Clinton.

She has that mocha colored skin that makes me think…. well, to be honest, it makes me think thick bush. I can and have put up with a thick bush. Some times the taste of a fruit is so sweet, you are willing to climb quite a tree to reach it. And I’m sure that’s the case here. If Konnie does indeed allow the wookie-bush to take hold down there, not unlike kudzuu in the South in the 1970’s, I would weather that injustice and do my deed with no complaints. I’d probably even take pictures of it.