I’m no fashionista, but I don’t mind watching braless hunnies bouncing down the runway.
Now usually they pick out these little skinny gals without much to bounce around. Annnnd… then comes Skyler Simpson.
Trust me, I had no idea who Skyler was. Apparently she’s a super-popular social media “influencer”. Big eye roll here. You only make money as an influencer if you are super hot.
The interwebz describe her as some kind of fitness guru. Look for yourself here, this girl is curvy. And by that I mean, um, not skinny. When she turns around and walks away from the camera in that thong bathing suit, her ass is jiggling around so much I thought there for a minute she was in a Bill Cosby Jello commercial. I’m not complaining, I actually found it mesmerizing.
But forget about her butt, those unfettered boobs threatened to black her own eyes. The way they were bouncing, I wouldn’t doubt some of the dudes in the audience got stiffies.
If I’m smart, I will come back to this post and plump it up with some of the hot pics from Skyler’s Instagram account. She has 912k followers as of today, all of which are probably horny perverts like me.