I could’ve sworn that I had posted a video awhile back of this chick taking her bra on and off 13 times. I couldn’t find it, because I’m a disorganized pervert.

Basically, she was doing a clothing try-on thing, and just to tease us with her all-natural milf boobies, she would put the article of clothing on, and then she would do that thing where women take their bra off without taking their clothes off. And then her nipples would poke and her boobs would bounce and I would sigh with satisfaction.

Anyway, she’s got this new video out where she’s bicycling braless.

She is wearing a blue top that she unzipped waaaay low. Those boobs are pretty much impossible to ignore.

Did I mention she’s wearing a short skirt? On a bike? Look man, this mamma is thirsty. She really needs us all to stare at her and drool over her and shake our snakes at her.

While I was at it, I cooked up a little more Ivanka Trump boobage.

I’ll be the first to admit that I had no idea who Phyllis Davis was. But when I saw this video, you better believe I was mesmerized and watched every second. You know how the Indian Swami would sit cross-legged and hypnotize the cobra in the basket with his flute thing? Yeah, that’s me watching Phyllis’s boobs dangling and hanging.

They look quite natural, considering their droop. Standing there in that deep plunging red dress, her nipples look like they are lining up roughly with her elbows. Her cleavage? The way her boobs are a little squashed together at the top and then form that exquisite y-shape pointing down and out? Ohhhh, heavenly.

I guess Phyllis was in some kind of popular TV show in the 70’s and 80’s. The sexual revolution and women’s lib had really loosened the TV censorship up, and every show seemed to have a braless lady bouncing around.

I really need those things sitting in my lap and poking against my face.

The droop reminded me a bit of the girl in this video, even though Phyllis isn’t as well-endowed.

We can always depend on designers to put scantily clad women on their catwalks to model the latest fashions. And the way the little divas walk/stomp tends to make things jiggle. Hey, when you obsess over braless boobs, you know these things.

Today’s video is short, just 1:30. And although there are several models, trust me we really want to focus on the first one out of the gate.

This tall redhead is skinny but was blessedly born with some grrreat jugs.

As soon as she comes out of the backstage area, even though she’s pretty far away from the camera, you can see those hooters wiggling. We thankfully get a couple of different camera angles, and plenty of time to watch the mesmerizing motion.

As she gets a little closer, I can’t help but notice her crotch. That green bikini bottom is sucked up so tight to her labia it is threatening to cut the circulation off. Let ’em breathe, that’s what I say. Fling those bottom off and let your labia flap around too.

It sucks that due to her cover-up, we don’t get a good glimpse of her butt on the way back down the catwalk. But if you watch the rest of the video, you’ll see that the next gal has a butt tight enough to bounce a quarter off of.

None of the other models are as well-endowed or jiggly as the first lil’ mamma, but I wouldn’t kick them out of bed.

I had to dig around a bit to find some other interesting redheads for ya. Suspenders from 2012. And you might as well check out the braless Canadians.

And if you’re bored, braless poetry?