Here’s Why Mckayla Maroney’s Braless Boobs are Thirsty

Posted on December 14, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

It’s definitely time that we cover Mckayla Maroney.

Not like “cover” her. If anything, we want to uncover her. I mean like talk about her here on BB and look at her and moan about her.

She has been extra thirsty lately. By that I mean she has been posting photos all over social media of her scantily clad and looking like she was a good bangin’.

The photo of her in the tiny little black athletic shorts and the sports bra with her cute b (or c) cup boobies squashed up and her pokies showing? Yep, thirsty.

She knows what she’s doing. She needs the attention. She craves it. I have a theory about that. Wait, before we get to that…

Like this little gold silk dress where it’s hanging halfway open down to her bellybutton and she’s braless and her nipples are prominently poking out? Uh, yeah. Does it get any more thirsty than this?

She used to be a gymnastics star. Now she’s bored. She basically has nothing to do. She was in some kind of car insurance commercial awhile back where she fake-vaulted up onto a roof, and did some sexy come-hither looks at the camera. That made her a few bucks, but it didn’t keep her attention for long.

Now she likes to “workout” for her fans, which involves stuffing herself into some incredibly tight yoga pants that threaten to give her a cameltoe and then snapping a photo of herself in the gym mirror after she has pinched the bejezus out of her nipples so they stand at attention in order to get more likes.

See how this works?

She recently went through a whole celebrity leak thing where some of her private nude photos showed up. And yeah, I have them, and yeah, her little body is blessed by the gods.

You have to wonder if she is secretly glad her stuff go leaked. She wants people to check out her perverted nudeness, but she doesn’t really want to be blamed for it because she might not get mainstream work if she is.

Here’s what I think is going to happen. I think she is going to start an onlyfans page. I think she will end up humping random objects and filming herself doing dirty things in the shower for money. I wish she would hump me, but that’s a tale for another day.

Clearly she will do well. She loves her body. Every time she dangles that cleavage around, the internet goes wild, and she gets off on the attention. I kind of think she is a hornball.

She is 26 years old these days. Her gymnastics career is way behind her. Turns out she was on the 2012 Olympic team. Dang, that was a long time ago. She was in the spotlight, lots of media attention, now she has to water her grass and shop for groceries and life just seems boring in comparison.

While I was at it, I updated the Paige Spiranac post with some boobies. Annnd I added some stuff to Haley Atwell’s section because… yum.

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Danielley Ayala Wins the Best Boobs Award

Posted on December 11, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

Once upon a time, big boobs were a burden.

Women had to run from sabre-toothed tigers and light campfires and keep themselves clean(ish) without hot showers and bath soap. So having gigantic boobs sort of impeded all of that.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a woman with giant boobs run. Although it’s fun to watch – in a perverted kind of way – it’s not in the least little bit elegant. What I’m saying is, giant knockers from a natural selection perspective were a drawback.

In midieval times, women couldn’t go to the store and buy a bigger bra or a special blouse made for busty gals. They had to make their own clothes, or get their mamma to do it. Once again, have huge hooters was a pain. And it wasn’t like there were career alternatives like pole dancing and strip clubs where bouncing those things was going to make you money. You were trying to farm and maybe hunt, and they just got in the way.

Fast forward to modern times, and we have gals like Danielley Ayala who’s sole claim to fame is huge boobs.

I mean, I’m sure she’s a good person. I’m sure she has a great personality. I’m sure if she delivered your pizza, or helped you find the right widget on Aisle 5 at the local hardware store, she would do just fine. But the reality is, she’s making BANK and it’s because of her boobs.

I think she might have started out on Instagram as an “influencer”. That just means she sells shit to fans who are there to look at her titties. She has 6.4 million followers. Damn, that is a lot of fans!

But since then, like many internet hunnies, she has migrated to OnlyFans. There’s no good way to determine how many subscribers she has on OF. Her subscription is $4.75 per month. If we assume she has 1,000 subscribers, that’s $4,750 per month, or about $60k a year she’s pulling in. I might guess that’s it’s more like 5,000 subscribers, or $23,750 per month, or $285k per year. Yes, she’s getting rich because of her boobs.

Hey, that’s enough about money. I don’t want to taint our Danielley experience with talk of cash. We are really here for something else entirely.

There’s no doubt she is so popular because her boobs aren’t just big, they are freaking magnificent. She claims that she was born with big boobs but they were droopy and I guess sketchy so she had them “re-done”. I can’t really tell if we should consider them fake. I guess so.

A bit of a Danielley biography:
She’s from Los Angeles.
She currently lives in Miami.
She does not eat condiments.
She likes dogs.
She has six tattoos.
She is Puerto Rican and Russian.
Obviously, she’s not married.

Update:
About a zillion people have already contacted me asking if I have Danielley nudes. The short answer is yes. I don’t know if the pics were leaked. Or if she started doing nudes after the OnlyFans migration. Or maybe a combination, where some of her private photos were leaked, and then she figured well screw it, my nipples are already out there on the internet, I might as well make money off of them.

Regardless, she routinely posses braless with her nipples poking through. And she does topless where she does a handbra, cupping those magnificent melons with her hands. And godblessher, she loves doing underboob stuff, which drives me bonkers and makes me hump the prickly bush in my back yard.

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Jessa Brooke’s Boobies Jiggle Their Way To Stardom

Posted on November 13, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

There are a lot of blessings one may have in life.

For instance, if you have big jiggly boobs, that’s definitely a blessing. First of all, because they are awesome. Second of all, because you might be able to model, or catch someone’s eye, or make money with them.

If, on top of your awesome bust, you are also pretty, well BAM! score that as another blessing.

Jessa Brooke was born with a silver spoon in her mouth in the blessings department. I say that because she is insanely hot, and because her jiggly boobs keep making her an internet star.

But it’s kind of on again, off again with her. I think some of her accounts got deleted or suspended. That’s frustrating for me, because I’m a pervert and I like creepin up on her. I’m sure it’s frustrating for her, because she had like a quarter of a million subscribers on TikTok and then poof her account goes away.

I think she is about 19 years old, and either lives or used to live in Arizona. Sometimes she goes by Jesssa Pugmire or Jessa Marie. I wish she would go by my doublewide trailer with her cleavage on display.

Jessa has some damn flat abs. She doesn’t have tiny spaghetti arms or stick legs, so I suspect she works out to make her look that way. Orrrr maybe she was just born a goddess and she eats Little Debbie snacks and lays around watching TV all day.

Jessa absolutely, 100%, perfectly understands the art of the jiggle. She seems to make money by trying on and presumably be a spokesperson for various lingerie and bikinis. She doesn’t just try these things on and wave to the camera. She stomps. She gives things a little bounce. Not just those big braless melons of hers, but you’ll notice when she’s wearing a thong and turns around for the video camera she jiggles those sweet cheeks.

She has that long blonde hair and those smiling blue eyes and that makes it WACKO effective when she shakes her goodies. It’s like some kind of boobie insanity drops down on us poor guys and we can think of nothing else but her flawless little body and her naughty little smirk. Is that a new term, “boobie insanity”? Probably, but I’ve been going crazy over boobs for like 70 years now.

Occasionally, when the planets are in alignment, and it’s my luckiest of sunshine-filled days, Jessa crams those perky little c-cups into something that is way too small, and her boobies squish out the sides and overflow the top and I fall to my knees in a stunned and horny stupor. Do not be concerned for me. Do not approach me and try to help. Do not call 911. I’ll be fine. This tends to happen on occasion. I am the sensitive type, and my heart can only take so much.

It wasn’t 5 minutes after I made this post before one of the BralessBlog fans sent me a message asking if there are any leaked photos of Jessa, or if she’s done any nudes. Whoa, slow your roll bro. I know she makes you horny enough to eat glass and hump doorknobs, but let’s not outrun the interwebz just yet. You know about Haley Atwell’s leaked hiney, we have wished mightily for a Teigen hineyhole leak, and even 9 years later people ask me to help them out with Jenn Kaelin’s leak. I ain’t got time for leaks, yo, I’m too busy lusting after the likes of Jessa.

Here is a Jessa Brooke compilation video that I think perfectly highlight’s her jiggling boobs for which she is famous…

I think her latest socials are:
https://www.instagram.com/jessabrooke_/
https://www.youtube.com/c/JessBrooke/featured
https://www.tiktok.com/@jessabrooke777?

She kind of reminds me of a skinnier version of Kendra.

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These Boobs are too Big to Contain

Posted on September 30, 2021 by Mr. Pokies

It is not uncommon for me to go off into crazyland when I see big hooters.

You probably want to check out Anamaria Dodan if you haven’t already. And I’ll probably dig up some more old posts too, just gimme a second.

But the main reason we’re here today is because of this amateur bikini babe.

Sometimes, folks, boobs are just too big to contain.

It’s a sad, exhilarating, wonderful fact. This little hunny probably spent like $100 on this fancy bikini, and yet just putting it on her boobs are big and heavy enough to stretch it completely out of shape.

I have an entire section devoted to braless D cups. Sometimes, when I can’t sleep at night, I open up bralessblog and I scroll around until I either feel horny or sleepy.

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