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Braless Women 14

Posted on March 24, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Braless babe #1 is some kind of adult model, I just don’t remember her name. She is rockin the braless tanktop look, and those lil tiny yellow shorts have my name written all over them. Yes, she could have better legs, but when they wrap around your head and clamp down on your ears and you can just barely hear her moaning, ya won’t care all that much.

Braless babe #2 kind of looks old-timey, but it’s just a trick of the lighting and the effect of the photography. Nice trick photographer, we can’t help but stare. But it ain’t because you’re talented, it’s because your woman’s boobs are pretty much fully exposed now that she’s wearing this thin top and unbottoning it all the way up and her nips are pokie-city.

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Yes, in the kitchen. Yes, in another tanktop. These boobies are small but lethal. This girlie is brown but warm. And whoever snapped the pic, more power to you brutha (sista?) cause you got up in there for the extreme close up action.

If this girl’s boobs got any perkier, she would have to wear some kind of goggles or maybe safety glasses to guard her retinas from being poked by her nipples. Wow, awesome picture. The hat and the shadows and the magnificent detail seen through the tanktop makes me glad just to be alive today.

A tennis tanktop, a braless tanktop movie, and then ya got Jordan Carver doing a nearly nude yoga in a skimpy tanktop.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Boob-a-lanche

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I don’t know why I call it a boob-a-lanche, other than the fact that when she does that milkshake, all the boys come runnin to the yard because there is a veritable avalanche of big, warm, natural boobies. I know it’s kind of weird that I would post about my girl Jen twice in one month, weird in a creepy/stalker/I can’t stop thinking about her sort of way. But c’mon, look at that body! That body was made for only one thing: looking at. Woop, hold on. Two things: making babies. Welp, let’s make that three things: humpin. She ain’t made for hopscotch, or zumba classes, or Ms America pageants. She is probably dating somebody right now, or maybe she got married, but I’m too lazy to go look it up so I could make fun of him and call him a toolbag and impress upon my readers that *he* doesn’t know what to do with a fine girl like Jen, whereas your truly would treat her like a queen and buy her sticky rolls from cinnabon and never complain or even comment about her wait. Let her blow up after she marries me man, she is Jennifer F’in Love Hewitt. Eat some cake while you watch us stare into each other’s eyes and declare our undying love, at least until she meets that guy she knows from the bar at a hotel and does the nasty with him.

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Helen Flanagan Braless

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Helen Flanagan (no relation to Helen Hunt) has a very interesting body. Here we see her both bronzed like a sun-worshipping islander, and white as a sheet like some kind of sexy ass vampire. But it ain’t so much her skin tone, it’s her body shape. The turquoise bikini is just kind of weird. A little cellulite, some doughy/pasty abs. Then bam, the orange dress. Hotenss. She climbs out of the limo with her legs crossed, because she knows there are pervs like us out there breathlessly waiting to look up her skirt. But does that knowledge stop her from wearing a dress that squishes up her cleavage and is slid down to her bellybutton. Nosiree. Show ‘em off. That what Helen says.

Helen is famous for staring in some kind of British show. I’m not British, and I don’t really see any bad teeth, so we’ll just ignore all that for now and concentrate on her exceptionally large, 21 year old, 36C cup boobies. Not that they are perfect. But if she tossed those extra-wide hips around my face I would certainly try to make the c-cups jiggle and dance the O-dance. Nope, that’s not the OJ Simpson dance. An entirely different two-step there, pardner.

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Braless Women 12

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Let’s get it rocking and rolling here. Sometimes it really should be about quantity over quality, and that’s what we’re gonna be all about today. Got a lot of ground to cover, and a lot of braless babes to uncover – let’s cook wif sum gas.

Bikini pokies. Let’s all plan to set on the beach this summer in our rusty webbing chair with a pair of mirror sunglasses on. We will hang our heads a bit, kick back and sprawl out, pretend like we’re asleep. But really, in the creepiest way possible, we are watching all the juicy hunnys go by with their cold little salt water pokies.

An in honor of St Patrick’s Day (so I’m a little late, sue me), we’ll take a gander at some braless babes in green. Babe number one could stand to lose the hat, babe number two needs some bright red cherry lipstick to make me think about, um, her lips.

Plus, we have Carlotta, posing in her kitchen for some candid shots. Barefoot, short little shorts, busting out of her top. Dayum, makes me happy. Hot enough to marry, sweet enough (sometimes) to take home to mamma, patient enough to work with me while I save up and move out of the trailer park. And when she gets naked, oh the body.

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Braless Women 11

Posted on March 19, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Step rrrrright up, dearie. Slick your wet hair back out of your face so we can check your for excessive wrinkles or buck teeth. Cock your hip girl, we like ‘em curvy around here. Adjust the boobs and make sure you’re covered, we’re only like pg-13. And if the nips ain’t standing at attention, tweak ‘em for godsakes, we ain’t here to swim. Never mind about the camel toe, we like that too, even if your crotch kind of smells like seaweed right now.

An yeah, gal number two will not win any beauty contests next week. She is just on this side of a 5. But upon close inspection (and hey, you know I inspect closely), she appears to have very large puffy nipples. Annnd she’s braless in a tanktop. That deserves something. Maybe not a trophy, but at least a gawk on bralessblog.

I wish the last photo were larger and not so overexposed. Sometimes I could just curse a photographer. Yo, bro, she is hot and she’s braless. Read up on your photography tutorial if you have to, but get it right. Do you think she perked those nipples up and slathered on some lipstick just so you could butcher her picture? I’ll elbow you right out of the way, let a pro show you how to snap a few photos. Uh, dearie, you don’t mind if I shake my marble pouch at you while I do this, right?

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Aubrey O’Day Braless

Posted on March 18, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Ginormous. That’s what I think of when I see Aubrey O’Day swinging those big boobs without tethering them with a bra. I could’ve sworn we had looked at Aubrey’s boobies in a post before, but a quick search of the ol’ site turned up bupkis. She is 28, and mainly hit it big as a singer in Danity Kane. But then she got fired, and she posed for playboy, and landed on Maxim’s top 100 a few times. Now she is hot, don’t get me wrong – even though I’m the equivalent of a greek god I can’t be too damn picky. But Maxim is wakked if they think she is one of the hottest 100 babes in the world. She’s a little fake. Her blue eyes shout contacts to me, and her skin ain’t exactly flawless. Now having said all that, when I see those melons sporting a few veins, I always think they look a little more natural. Say gross and ewww and roll you eyes if you want, but seeing some blood vessels in the old rack makes me feel really alive. And horny. I can’t say for sure if these are real or fake, but I know Aubrey would love to show them to me in person so I could better judge them.