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When they are big and they are natural, it’s rare that they are shapely. But hey, whattya know, Haley Atwell’s boobs check every single box!

I searched my memory, which is basically useless. So then I searched the site, and I found that waaay back in 2013 I posted a brief blurb about Haley:
http://www.bralessblog.com/2013/08/04/braless-shenanigans.html

Since I’m on this big “nattie” kick lately, I stumbled across Haley’s monsters and thought I should talk about her a little more. Um, and look at her.

How big are Haley Atwells boobs?
Well, I asked Google, cause I just had to know. And they are reported to be 32DD. But I don’t know about that. In some of these photos, they look much bigger. I mean, it’s possible for her to strap them down, squash them flat and make them look smaller. But in some cases when she is letting them float around braless – my god they look ginormous!

Does she have any nude pics?
Well, kinda. I won’t post them here, but I’ve found a few screen caps where she is topless or nude, but basically hidden and not showing the goods. I think I saw a leaked selfie she took with her cell phone that showed her ass in a mirror, but honey that ain’t her best feature 🙂

This photo shows you exactly why Ms Haley is a professional boobslinger. Wow, that is sideboob for days. Her sheer dress coupled with those braless boobs and this sneaky camera angle is like… fabuloso!

You know how some bodybuilders look like big out of shape bears when they are in certain clothes? Well, Haley can look like that too in certain circumstances. She looks best when she’s wearing tight, form-fitting clothes. She’s not a skinny gal. Her weight fluctuates a bit like any woman’s, but she’s always going to be a little cake-ish. Ain’t nothin wrong with that.

So here’s another case in point. I find this photo of Haley throwing out the first pitch of a baseball game humorous for several reasons. First of all, she has pokie nipples. Maybe she decided she didn’t need a bra that day? Again, there she goes boobslinging again. I’m sure a bunch of dudes in the baseball stadium were zoomed in on her yummy breasts. Second of all, she looks like she is really raring back, and doing her best to put some heat on the ball. Mmm, I wish I had a video of this.

If you were a celeb with big natural boobs, would you go to a red carpet event in a sheer black dress with a deep v-neck front and no bra? Well, Haley sure does. And here she is in this pic, with pokies that make my eyes (and my mouth) water. I don’t know if she has a stylist and a personal trainer and a gene splicer and a fairy godmother who all collaborate to make her look this hawt, but whatever the team they all deserve a raise.

And not to get all sappy on ya, but I think she has a pretty smile in that pic too.

I’m going to squeeze a couple more pics and a video in here, just because I’m completely enamored with Haley’s cleavage today. That black dress makes cleavage like birds make eggs. And that off the shoulder velvet thing? Dang, makes me want to yank it down and motorboat.

Sidenote: Against my better judgement, I have turned the comments back on. If you guys like what you see, leave a comment! Spice it up in here a little 🙂 But if you keep spamming me with links to russian nike sites I’m just gonna close em down again.

Update:
Her pokies are great in this pic. If her nipples stuck out any more, they might rip right through her dress..

She is braless and looking kinda slutty in this pic. I like how the top she’s wearing squashes those big natural melons of hers, and we can see the fold of her boob/cleavage in the v. Also, her giant boob on the other side is flattened out and you can see the hint of a nipple pressed against the fabric. Hotness…

Update 2:
If you look closely enough, and haha what a joke, since we are all perverts here and we tend to look veerrrrry closely, you will not only see Haley’s yummy braless cleavage in this shot, you’ll also get just a hint of her pokies. She might have thought she could get away with this in a black dress, but her nipples are just too overpowering.

Update 3:
Some see-through action where Haley’s nipples are visible in the black dress…

And this dress does a good job of showing off some pokie nips…

And delicious cleavage

I know you guys/gals think I’ve fallen down on the job since I have never posted about Lindsey Pelas before. You keep writing in and making special requests. Now that I’m on the “big natural boobs” kick, it’s definitely time to cover (uncover?) her.

And before you start biting your fingernails and wondering, yes they are all natural. She has admitted that she wears a 30HH bra (yowza!) and despite the fact that her knockers cause her lower back pain, she swears she is never going to have them reduced. And you knowwww what I think about that.

The last few years she has been known as a social media influencer. She considers herself an entrepreneur, but hey let’s not be so quick to grant that title. She says that because she’s published three different calendars of herself. Look, when you have a body like that, it ain’t hard to sell calendars. And does selling calendars make her an entrepreneur? Anyway, she has 9.1 million followers (as of this post date) on her Instagram account. That is a metric shitton.

Fun fact, she actually rose to stardom posing for Playboy. She was their girl of the month for 2014. She’s been keeping those tittays under wraps since then, but I sure do like looking at them. She is 5’3″ tall, and as you probably already know I have a thing for shorties.

Although she earned a bachelor’s degree in history, she has worked as a yoga instructor and a bartender. Now can you imagine seeing Lindsey in little spandex things teaching people yoga? She was probably enough to break the all-time gym membership record.

She was one of nine kids. No, that’s not a typo. She had five sisters and three brothers. You gotta think her mom is as hot as she is, and her dad just couldn’t stop with the D. Plus, maybe her mom is Catholic and doesn’t believe in birth control.

I spent some time looking around, like the creep that I am, for pictures of her mom and her sisters. They pretty much stay out of the limelight. I saw one headshot of one of her sisters, who was not particularly hot.

Here’s a video that very thoroughly inspects her jiggly boobs 🙂

I thought this was a good behind the scenes and candid video. She makes me laugh!

If you like Lindsey, you’ll probably like Charlotte too 🙂

As I’ve aged, I’ve gotten even more perverted. But you don’t want to hear too many of these specifics. More to the point, I’ve developed a much finer sense of fine boobies.

Now I am not fancy enough that I would vote a lady off the island just because her breasts weren’t perfect. In fact, it’s just the opposite. I kind of have a thing for imperfect boobs.

Don’t take this as an anti-implant rant. Fake boobs can be awesome too. But certain big, soft, natural boobies are… sigh. My fave.

Well allow me to introduce you to Caroline Vreeland. And yes, before you ask and wonder and pontificate, they are real.

Her boobs are both large and shapely. Also, I like her nipples. They are my kind of nipples.

Other than those knockers, I really didn’t know much about Caroline. So I did some research, only to find she is supposedly sexually fluid. C’mon now, I’m old and senile and don’t know about these things. I know what sexual fluids are, trust me. I’m real familiar with those. But what’s this fluidity thing?

I guess back in my day people would call that bisexual. As in, people who play for either team. Gals who like the D and also like to rug munch. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Whatever, regardless, apparently (thank little baby jesus) that means Caroline also likes to run around with those boobies of her halfway hanging out. Mercy!

Let’s talk about my favorite photo of her. At least my favorite for today. It’s this one, where her bikini is stuck to her, and she’s walking out of the water like a braless goddess, and her boobies are swaying to and fro. Wow. Dang.

Here are a few more…

Another natural celebrity honey:
http://www.bralessblog.com/2019/10/20/shailene-woodleys-boobs-make-me-diverge-on-perversion.html

Update

Apparently Caroline got pregnant. And this increased what was already a large bust, to something truly enormous. Her boobs got bigger, and very veiny, and I think I’m in love.

Here’s a shot of her naked and crawling on the floor. She has a tiny butt.