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Braless Zombie

Posted on December 9, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

Frankly, I lost my mind when I saw this photo. Slobbering, falling down, hand in my pants, turned into a mindless braless zombie.

Really, I could drop the mic right here and we would all understand. Alas, I must forge on. Try to move *past* this incredible beauty with the retina-melting nipples.

As much as I just can’t stop looking at her boobies – and trust me the tractor beam that draws my gaze back to those girls is pretty much irresistible – I also keep staring at her crotch. Questions that are burning a hole in my pants:
– Is she squashing her labia against that bed frame??
– Is that a tattoo of a tiny heart?
– Can I put my face in there?
– Those little wrinkles at the crease of her thigh are just for me?

This little blondie in a white tanktop is going to cause a stir. By that I mean the object in my pants is now as a stiff and straight as a paint stick with which we could stir some paint. My two favorite things about this photo: I like how her boobs are a little droopy, and I like how we see basically a perfect nipple printout on her tanktop. There are probably wet t-shirt contests that reveal less than this. And she is so introspective. As if she’s thinking… why are his lips not on my nips?

If we continue to follow that theme, veering away only slightly, we see my widebody girl. No, I’m not saying she’s pudgy and deserves a label: warning, wide load. I’m talking (as always) about her chest. They are kind of drooping to the side in the classic sidewinder fashion aren’t they? Which I like. I suspect if she were to shove them together they would form the most delicious looking cleavage in the world.

And yes, my dirty friends, you can see up her skirt.

This yummy milf is rocking a dress (or is this just a top?) that accentuates every curve of her braless d-cups. And those things are beyond a doubt perfectly natural. She has a youthful smile, but the crinkle of the wrinkle beside her eyes can’t be hidden by sunglasses. That’s what tells me she’s 38, drives a convertible Mercedes, sometimes laughs until she pees a little, and is not afraid to grunt when she’s doing the deed.

I’m tempted to say she has great hair, but I think those are roots showing. Looks, I’m not hair expert, I’m a boob ninja so don’t quote me on this. What is it with the profile pic? It’s not enough to slay us with the smile and the proud pokies, now she has to turn sideways and make us daydream about watching her girls bounce while she straddles us in a wonderful Christmas tradition?

Speaking of smiles, let’s segue on to this phenomenal natural beauty whose girlish pumpkins are unrestrained by one of those pesky bra things. I like how she’s laughing and enjoying herself. I can only imagine she is standing in line at the airport and the upcoming security checkpoint is staffed by some horny shark who is going to try not to stammer and flick when those pokies get close to his eyeballs.

PS – that airport fantasy reminds me of this post.

One of the more popular movies these days is Instant Family. Other than Markie Mark, one celeb of interest in the movie is Rose Byrne. Yes, she has a name that none of us can spell or pronounce, but thankfully she is very proud of her little braless boobies. Showing them off in this plunging red dress at some Hollywood get-together seems to come naturally to her.

Might as well mix a little celeb action in here today, yes?

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ZZ Top Approves of Braless Babes

Posted on October 14, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

We should celebrate life, liberty, and the pursuit of horniness with some random braless babes. If you agree, scroll down for the win…

This milf-ish babe sitting on the hood of the car with her nipples poking out reminds me of ZZ Top. Remember them? I wonder what those old perverts are doing these days. I’m hoping they are munching bunches of viagra and chasing naughty nurses around the old folks home. She seems to be a little chilly, and wow I guess that dress came in a can, because it looks like it’s sprayed on.

College football has been a big deal lately. Raise you hand if you catch glimpses of those perky little cheerleaders and think dirty thoughts. Mmm-hmm, I thought so. Me too. This cutie definitely qualifies as perky, even if she is a little on the slim side of not-well-endowed. I would guess roughly one-biiiiilion people so her pokies pushing against the thin fabric of that crop top, and wanted to undress her with their eyes. Probably even a few women.

I debated about whether I should call this a “club dress” or a “cocktail dress“. Who cares; damn what a babe. One time I went out on a date with a girl that looked like this. She was even wearing a dress like this. I took her to an all-you-can-eat buffet and sort of mumbled to her around mouthfuls of food while I stared at her chest. It was pretty much like looking into deep space at the secret of the universe. I was aware of life going on around me, but it just wasn’t easy to tear my eyes away from cleavage that promised such a glorious home for my nose and lips. Having this girl pile into my jalopy and seeing her already-short skirt ride up those silky thighs when she sat beside me. Yeah, I’m still dreaming.

If I walked by a house (mobile home) and saw this lady bent over painting the trim on the bottom of her cabinets, I’d probably have some kind of freakout session. Let’s ignore her funky hair for a minute, and just focus on her boobs. Not that any of us would need encouragement to do that. That whole downblouse thing cannot be ignored. You are going to look. Even a gay dude would look. And with her tanned, deep cleavage, this gal has packed them into a v-neck tanktop knowing that she is going to rock somebody’s world.

I can actually smell this girl’s boobs. They smell like vanilla. Her nipples probably smell a little spicy, because sometimes the pheromones that nipples release do that. Thank god for the naked selfies, am I right? I don’t really need a cell phone, because nobody would ever call me, but I understand the magic they have locked with 24/7 access to curvy women’s bodies and I vote yes. I’d like to climb into this hotel bed with her and squash her underneath my manly, hairy, smell, slightly flabby body. I think we would both enjoy it. I can tell by that little ghost of a smile on her lips.

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Braless Brides

Posted on September 16, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

I have historically focused on bridesmaids and reception-goers in my wedding posts. But I think it’s time to cover a few brides. Not “cover” them, we want them uncovered, but you know what I mean.

Apparently getting married is like a drug to women. They get all giddy, and their pupils dilate, and they start saying yes a lot. I’ve heard some dirty wedding photographers say they routinely ask to take “boudoir” photos if an upcoming bride seems particularly pliable. And then on occasion, if they say yes, one thing leads to another and the photographer ends up getting laid by the future bride just before the wedding.

Now, maybe these guys are BS’ing me. But it seems to make sense. After all, I have a degree in amateur hoochie-mamma psychology from Walmart University.

Another little known fact, at least to us guys, is chicks love to get their wedding dress on in front of other chicks. Maybe part of it is fellowship. Maybe part of it is kinda rubbing it in their face. I’m getting married to this stud, and you’re not. Check out my body. Yep, he loves all this. He loves me and not you. It’s because my body is fabu-fuckin-loso and I have a platimum puss. Bam, rub it in your face.

Women can be cruel and heartless, especially to each other. Maybe that’s why there are so many snaps of gals getting dressed for their weddings. Other chicks take the pics, and then send them around the web as retribution. That bitch thinks she can taunt me with her hot wedding body? Does she not realize anyone can starve themselves for 2 months before a wedding and lose a little pudge? I’ll show her, that hussy. I’m gonna mail her braless photos to her ex.

Whatever the reason, it’s a thing. I kinda like collecting photos of girls doing dirty things on their wedding days. Some of them are not fit to be posted here, cause hey I try to keep it non-nude and simply perverted. Braless we can deal with, but goo’d up and spread is probably a little much, at least for bralessblog.

And no, you wankers, don’t email me asking for more raunchy photos. Welll, unless you have something to trade. You’d be surprised at how many folks contact me asking for more photos/videos of this gal or that gal. A bunch of stalkers, I tell ya. Including women. Women get smitten, and contact me begging. Maybe some of the bridesmaids in these photos will recognize themselves and want more memory photos to wank with.

Ah well, so much for the purity of the bride and the sanctity of marriage. Errrbody’s gotta get off, including horny brides. The grooms probably got dragged to a raunchy bachelor party, and are all empty, spent, and maybe a little nervous that they picked up something worse than the common cold from the stripper who turned out to do more than strip.

Update:
Here are a few more pics of my favorite/latest braless brides.

Update 2:
Here’s a video of a wedding that’s slightly out of control. I say that because we have something things going on that will result in open mouths and gasps and shock and awe. Do you see those giant hooters bouncing around? Something about braless weddings make me verrrry happy…

Update 3:
Many folks have been contacting me asking for more wedding boobies. It’s a bit of a niche, and I can understand how people really enjoying digging deep into the whole landscape of babes and weddings. So here we go…

It’s sexy to watch busty ladies like this getting into their wedding dress, especially when it’s so common to have their hot friends helping them.

It’s almost like a female grooming process. You know how monkeys will pick things out of each other’s fur?

Yeah, like that, except they are mashing each other’s boobs around.

It looks like this babe is trying on a dress.

Imagine working in a wedding dress shop where hot chicks were constantly coming in and trying on dresses. Yes, as a sales person working off commission, you would tend to push them towards pricier dresses. But as a pervert, I would be encouraging them to try on stuff that displayed their cleavage.

Here’s another shot of somebody’s friend helping them.

You have to wonder how many bisexual babes get a little moist in the panties when they are helping their friends get dressed.

Hey, it’s an emotional time. You’re worried you’re going to lose your friend to her new husband. You’re wanting one last lick between the thighs?

Ok, maybe that’s just my little wedding fantasy, and it never really happens.

Update 4:
This little wifey is enjoying getting naughty right before she get’s hitched. I love the thong underwear…

How about a downblouse for a bride? I’m sure the photographer (and several onlookers) enjoyed looking down this beauty’s wedding dress at her delicious cleavage.

Update 5:
Who doesn’t appreciate giant, veiny wedding boobs??

Update 6:
Next time you go to a wedding, and the bride is really hot, and you’re wondering what she’s wearing under that wedding dress, be aware that the answer may be… not much!

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Biking Boobs

Posted on August 5, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

I was driving down the road yesterday in my rusty Yugo, belching oily exhaust and trying to kill as many trees as possible, when I nearly had a head-on crash with a gal on a bicycle. She was fully equipped with a day-glow orange helmet, an LED light on her handlebars, and the fancy zip-up jerseys that you see everyone wearing these days. The funny thing is, she had that jersey unzipped halfway to her bellybutton, her boobs were spilling out, and it was quite distracting.

And I realized: this is actually a thing.

Biking boobs! A new fetish for me to, umm, enjoy!

Yes, I’ve certainly dabbled in the art of the downblouse before. It can be so yummy to enjoy a peak down a busty lady’s shirt. But this is kind of taking it to a whole different level, or at least a whole different direction.

Watching those sweaty boobies wobble to and fro while your favorite cyclist is hunched over the handlebars is mighty fun.

And like everything else these days, chicks are trying to make a living unzipping for the camera. Social media posts are blowing up when these gals grin at the camera and snap a selfie with their perkies poking. Other women are jealous, and can’t leave it alone. And guys like up click and until our clicking fingers are numb.

All in all, I think it’s a great way to turn a kind of boring sport into and excellent perversion-fest.

Occasionally you can find some wanton woman enjoying her bike ride just like nature intended – unfettered by a bra, and with those boobs deliciously unbound. Who wants to squash their boobies up in a sportsbra? Nope, not you and I. Screw it ladies, let’s slip into one of those sexy, silky jersies with no underwear or bra. And make sure your nipples are visible. And make sure that jersey rides up into the crack of your butt, and gives you a pretty soft, solid cameltoe.

Because I’m so damn awesome, I actually dug up the “old” braless bicycling video I posted to youtube awhile back. In four years, it has received around 180k views. In this case, the emphasis is on “braless” rather than biking, as this girl (with some truly ginormous knockers) isn’t exactly a world-class cyclist.

I actually got a notice the other day that youtube took down one of my videos called “braless walk”. Zero nudity, nothing raunchy, just somewhat provocative. So click the thumbs up and enjoy it while you can, who knows how long videos like this will stay up.

And after the embedded video, I’ve attached a handful of other biker babe photos. Cause I’m actually too lazy to annotate or describe them, but none of us are too lazy to enjoy them 🙂

[what do ya know, youtube nannies deleted my video!]

Update:

This cute little blondie sure does seem proud of her boobs considering how she is standing. She is thrusting those pokies out like they are the crown jewels. Now, come to think of it, they sort of are. Maybe she has ridden that bike around enough to get sweaty, and then her nipples have started poking through her wet shirt, as those nips tend to do.

Wowzers. I’m sort of glad this is just an average, run of the mill bike with no suspension. Because when busty Kelly hits a pothole, I want the full shock of that collision to bounce those beautiful big boobs everywhere. I’m fretting and worried that her cleavage may actually spill out of that red dress. Wouldn’t that be a darn shame? I understand that in this red dress and all made up, it’s a bit of a stretch to classify this under “sports pokies”, but the bike is there, and the bike seat is jammed up in her crotch, and I can’t necessarily think about anything else at this time.

As you can probably notice right away with this photo, we may have some nice big round boobies, but the elephant in the room here is the upskirt. I love how she has those legs spread wide open, and her crotch grinding on the bike seat. The boobs, at this point, are nothing but a very nice bonus. If you stare hard enough and long enough, and I know you are, you may notice some pokies in that white tanktop. I’m not a fan of the visor, but I’ll get over it.

More cyclist selfie cleavage. I guess this is the thing now? Look, if I had an instagram account and I had boobs I would be doing it too. Well, I mean, I have boobs, but they are man boobs, and I’m talking about woman boobs.

Update 2:
There is a lot to take in here. The handbra thing is made difficult when you have hooters as massive as this gal. She is perched on this exercise bike, and the seat is rammed so far up her butt that we can practically smell it. All of this perfectly presents her little mound for us to stare at, with her flawless legs spread ever so slightly.

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