Kate Upton Pre-Hack

Posted on September 28, 2014 by Mr. Pokies

Yeah, I’m sure you guys have all heard about how some dude hacked Kate Upton‘s phone and swiped several hundred megabytes of photos and videos. Those were nudies, and we try not to stoop (?) to those levels here on bralessblog. Instead, we want to tantalize you with some pics of Ms Kate with all her naughty bits concealed. Then we can think about them, and dream about them, and long for them… which is much more erotic than actually seeing them, right? Well, generally speaking. In this case, I have seen those nudie photos, and well they are pretty badass.

Here we see Kate in some kind of little black ensemble that is cut dangerously low. I particularly like that one photo where she is holding her top closed, knowing that the photographers are going crazy trying to get a candid downblouse of somebody as famous and busty as Kate. The way the sun is shining on that cleavage, creating shadows and depth and warmth. Creating, really, at the end of the day, the perfect place for me to stick my nose and motorboat. Yes, I’m a motorboatin’ son of a bitch. Isn’t there a song from the 70’s about that?

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A Couple of Jennys

Posted on November 28, 2013 by Mr. Pokies

I forget, especially when I’m drunk, how the plural vs possessive thing works. If it is two of a lady named Jenny, but it is not possessive, there’s no apostrophe right? Except, really it is possessive, since both Jennys possess fabulouso bodies and perky boobies and have dispossessed brassieres.

First up, we have Jenny McCarthy, who is certainly no stranger to these parts. You can definitely tell she’s aging, but aren’t we all. And who cares, really. Those are some awesome boobies. Cleavage like that doesn’t just roll into the local Wal-Mart, at least no while I’m working there.

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Next up is Jennifer Lawrence. This girl is on fire lately. Ha ha, some of you will get that pun, some are two busy with both hands in your lap to notice. She is always out and about at some red carpet event braless and wanton in her youthful sexuality. I have a hard drive full of her bodacious girl next door action. Those little moles on her boobies would look great in the soft blue and red light of my neon bud light sign. This girl looks like she knows how to offer up a motorboat to a fella. And here I am on Thanksgiving ready to accept.

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I was trying to find a previous Thanksgiving post, but the best I could do is a very brief mention of our favorite gluttonous American holiday as it pertains to yet another Jenny – Ms Love Hewitt.

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Braless Ain’t Overrated

Posted on November 6, 2013 by Mr. Pokies

I know all ya’ll have been desperate to find out what happened to Samantha, and get a peek at our next installment of the epic story Braless at the Office. But alas, I’ve been lazy. Well, not lazy in general, I’ve been damn busy. But lazy about updating the site and writing more of the story. Judging by the emails and the begging, I know you’re disappointed, but hey I’ve been disappointing people my whole life, so a) don’t feel special, and b) why should I stop now.

To partially mitigate this unacceptable condition, I herewith submit numerous photos of braless gals. You don’t know any of them, because they aren’t celebs and they aren’t famous, and despite what you fervently wish, they do not live next door or date your roommie. They are amateurs, and they are one of my very favorite pokie persons. Actually, if they are female, and they are pokie, I like ’em, so it’s a misnomer to say I have a favorite.

I have what seems to be a nearly inexhaustible supply of similar photos (and maybe a few vids) on my hardrive. I know, I know – I’m always alluding to that and never deliver. Hanging it out there like a carrot on a stick and just string you along. But really, you will come back. Guys (and girls) like you always do. Because of the wit, and the writing, and yes the photos. Even if they are a little later than you would prefer.

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Senior: your pokies are here

Posted on September 22, 2013 by Mr. Pokies

I like this girl rocking the off-the-shoulder red shirt with no bra and crazy pokies.
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One option is for us to return to nature. Where everything is pure and clean, and there’s no hormones in the chicken, and gals don’t like to wear bras or underwear.
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We should have a couple of pink shirt pokies girls. Because clearly, I specialize in braless tanktop pics, and ya’ll get rowdy when I don’t deliver.
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And our final thought for today will be the nelfie. A nelfie is when a chick takes a picture of herself, generally in a mirror, and it’s commonly called a selfie. But if there are nipples involved, it then becomes a nelfie. Got it?
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