If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!
Freakin’ slaving away. That’s what I do for you guys. I work my ass off to find the rarest and hottest stuff so you can click and swipe your way to happiness here on bralessblog.
And it took some work to find these pics of Anny Kendrick with her pokies on display.
Now “work” I guess can be taken lightly. I didn’t sweat or strain, and the only callouses I built up were from fapping my flipper while drooling over Anna.
She is a tiny little thing, as she’s only 5’3″ tall. The interwebz swear she has b-cup boobies, and I guess maybe that’s right, but they are on the big side of B’s. In some movies and pictures I see them sticking straight out. Ordinarily I would take that as evidence she is enhanced, but I’m 90% certain she’s all-natural.
I’ll tell ya what’s freaky on Anna. It’s her teeth. She has giant, incredibly flat and straight fluorescent white teeth. Every time I see her with a partial smile I think she has dentures or something in. I swear she might be a mouth breather, because she always has those teeth on display.
Anna was in Pitch Perfect with a few other hotties. If I weren’t so lazy, I would post up some host stuff from Anna Camp or Hailee Steinfeld. Maybe later.
Someone wrote me the other day and asked me why I’m so fascinated by Ivanka Trump.
Well, I’m not. I searched the site, and realized I’ve posted about her maybe a little too much. And sometimes I dream about motorboating her boobies while I’m working at the gas station. And also one time I paid $59 for a pair of her panties on ebay, and although I was really, really hopeful, in retrospect I guess I got scammed. So anyway.
Last week Ivanka paraded around at the United Nations meeting in the blue top with her nipples poking out. Just straight up nipple pokage. Who knows what the hell she was thinking.
All the world leaders, and all their flunkies, were probably walking around whispering behind their hands “Have you seen Ivanka’s areolae? Did she forget an article of clothing?”
No, she didn’t. She was certainly wearing a bra. But it was damn cold in there, and freaking Ivanka refused to put a blazer on or stick an extra pad down her bra cup to hide those crazily erect nipples.
This is kind of asinine. No, no – I don’t want to make you think I’ve gone weak. Suddenly caught morals. Cleaning up my act and holding women accountable for keeping their cleavage displays to a minimum. It’s nothing like that. It’s just that her daddy is president. And people were actually trying to get shit done there at the UN. And she should have more sense than to make the topic of the day all about her pokies.
Update:
Yes, I’m back with more glimpses of Ivanka’s nipples. I guess I can’t help myself. Suffice it to say that when this gal gets cold, nothing is going to stop the nips from emerging.
These are shots of her walking into the airport. I’m not really digging her outfit, but oh well – boobs.
There are about a million stories out there about Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs. An no wonder, they are perfectly succulent. This despite the fact that she’s 53 years old. I think it’s time we acknowledge that she will be hot until the day she dies.
Frankly, I don’t think I’ll ever tire of looking at her boobs. They are perfectly natural, and a solid C-cup or D-cup. And she definitely knows how to show them off. She has 1.1M followers on her instagram account, and there’s a damn good reason for that. I bet if we did a statistical analysis of her instagram followers, we would find 85% of them are male. Because boobs. And of the 15% female, 100% of them are mesmerized by her cleavage and would swap sides to bat for the home team if given a chance in Liz’s particular case.
Aspirations to statistical boobie analysis aside, let’s forgive my shaky math when I point out that I’ve been lusting after Lizzie since the first post I did on her back in 2006 – which I think means thirteen years ago. If she is 53 now, that means she was just turning 40 then. I would definitely just as soon shag her at 53 at I would have at 40. Yeah, there were probably a few less miles on her, um, chassis(?) back then, but shaggable is shaggable.
Funny story, I think Elizabeth’s butt is really great, but nobody ever sees it. Her boobs are so magnificent, nobody can ever get past them. She’s always showing them off, wearing deep plunging tops or open shirts to emphasize those braless boobs. I’ll also point out that at 53, with perky pretties like that, she dispels the myth that somebody who doesn’t wear a bra will get saggy boobs.
This other post I did in 2006 just makes me chuckle. She had the nerve to show up for a prime time news show where she jitter-bugged around talking with the hosts outside with no bra on. I think everyone there was thinking “NIPPLE ALERT! THIS GIRL HAS POKIES AND THE FCC IS GOING TO FINE US! AND I CAN’T STOP LOOKING!” Make sure you check it out.
She was married in 2007 but divorced in 2011. We can be sure she ruined her Ex (Arun Nayar) for boobs for the rest of his life. I bet that poor guy is now dating some skinny, curveless gal with A-cups. He can’t get around boobs without sighing heavily and pining away for Liz. Poor chap. Those pokies… sigh.
Taking you on a history tour, from 1987 to 2000 she dated Hugh Grant. That dude was actually caught soliciting a hooker while he was dating Liz. Now that, my friends, is a sexaholic. If you have access to the tender thighs and soft mammaries of Liz, and you’re still chasing hookers, you’re probably an addict.
She had a kid back in 2002 when she was 37. So yes, those boobs you see swelled up during childbirth, and are now that much more ready for our nibbles.
I think she’s been in a TV show called The Royals for the last few years. I doubt that even if I put the aluminum foil on my antenna and held it away from the wall I would get that channel, so I haven’t seen the show. Who cares, I just enjoy checking out her nipslips, red carpet pics, and praise the little baby jesus I found a couple of downblouse pics of Liz.
Let me interrupt this program for some Liz Hurley topless photos…
I could’ve sworn somewhere on this vast, 10 year-old site I had covered (uncovered?) Giada De Laurentiis. But search as I might, I see nada.
She’s more than just a pretty face; she should be studied by scientists. Because her nipples, teased to the very edge of display, routinely defy the laws of physics.
I forgive you if you are sitting there with your iphone knockoff or on your office desktop enjoying BralessBlog but asking “Giada who??” She is a celebrity chef and does stuff on the food network. Or at least I’m told so. I’m to poor to afford cable, and if I could afford cable I’d be too busy watching skinemax to watch the food channel.
Organizing my thoughts is a full time job, trust me. But I have a few things to share about Giada, and I’ll split them up into discrete topics.
1) Giada may be a sex fiend
Giada was married for 11 years. After she divorced, there was evidently a lot of gossip around town. It’s odd there’s so much talk of her dragging dudes (sometimes several at once) back to her hotel rooms. She was photographed on vacation with Matt Lauer. Yeah, you know the news guy who was fired for fooling around with half of the NBC staff. The were “just friends”. Un-huh, friends, with big pearly whites and super boobs and no nookie.
2) Giada likes keeping her nipples under wraps
Bikinis, dramatically low-cut tops, freezing cold production sets – none of that matters, we rarely get a glimpse of those pokies. You’ll see some photographic evidence here, and (because I’m awesome) some downblouse shots. But considering the body she has and how willing she seems to show off her cleavage, it’s tough to find shots of her nips. (See below for nip slip gif.)
3) There’s something going on with Giada De Laurentiis’s crotch
I realize this is “bralessblog”, and you’re here because you goddam love the boobies. I don’t mean to distract you from that. Get a load of all the cleavage you want, bro. (And you too, sis.) But I would be remiss if I didn’t explain to you that Giada’s crotch caught my eye. I realize she’s a mom that’s approaching her 50’s now. Things start to droop and loosen up, I get it. But the few photos I’ve seen of her hoochie area make me think… megalabia. If she really is a sex fiend, maybe her girlparts stay swollen. Maybe she likes to pull on them, kinda like me as I sit around in my barcolounger watching Knight Rider reruns and pulling on my jimmy. I’m just saying: that’s a package.
4) Giada’s measurements are heavenly
Forget the supermodels with the long legs. Giada is a compact 5’2″ or so. She’s petite, which is a little weird for a chef. But don’t you worry, my girl comes packing a 32 C-cup bust. I like ’em big and small, but sometimes you see an advertised C or D and you think somebody might be fudging the numbers a little. I fudge my number all the time, healthy 4″ here, glad you asked. But anyway, that skinny waist, acceptable butt, and curvy soft boobies are just heavenly.
Here’s about as close as we’re going to come to a nipple slip from Giada (click for the gif)…
Let’s not skip over the Giada downblouse 🙂
Update 1:
Well, I was wrong. That *wasn’t* as close as we are going to come to a Giada nipslip. In fact, we are going to come much closer. Apparently she was splashing around in this blue bathingsuit at some tropical location, and a big mean wave slapped her around, and OOPS! one of those nipples popped right out. It is as pretty and pink as I had hoped, but is more twisted up and erect that I had ever dreamed. Lemme know if you agree…
Update 2:
I can’t seem to leave Giada alone. Not only have I decided to update this post with a few more smoking hot photos I found, I also decided to create a video of some of her bounciest moments.
For the video,
Segment 1: Giada’s cleavage is a little crazy in an animal print dress.
Segment 2: Giada is strolling along a beach in a blue bikini, and she seems to have a little extra bounce in her step.
Segment 3: She is in a fairly cleavage-friendly dress on a morning show doing some cooking, and the camera seems to occasionally get distracted by her boobs.
Segment 4: One of her routine cooking shows, but she is wearing a tight-fitting blue top and looking insanely gorgeous.
Segment 5: Eating in a dive bar while wearing a soft, tight, plunging v-neck sweater. Grrrreat cleavage.
Segment 6: Dancing and bouncing around before a talk show, and then getting cheered by the audience.
Segment 7: Giada does some wine bottle stuff in the kitchen, but she is wearing glasses with her hair up and she has the top two buttons on her shirt undone so that we are forced to gape at her cleavage!
Note: Youtube deleted my account, despite the fact that I show zero nudity and keep it pg-13. The following video might have to do as a substitute for you pervs…
edit: the youtube nannies struck again
Update 3:
Here are a few photos of Giada parading around on a beach in Miami. Yep, she’s still got it. And by “it”, I mean some nipples poking out of her swimsuit and a curious and impossible to ignore crotch bulge.
Update 4:
You are probably going to want to stare at her cleavage while she cooks. Gotta wonder what she was thinking when she unbuttoned that shirt so far.
Update 5:
Ya’ll know I cannot leave Giada’s vagina alone. Wait, say that 3 times fast –
giadasvagina
giadasvagina
giadasvagina
That’s hard to do, but not entirely unpleasant. Anyway, this wacky swimsuit she’s wearing is not particularly bad at hiding her lips, it’s just that her lips are plump enough and juicy enough that hiding them is quite difficult.
We get a little hint of nipple pokies in this shot, so it’s worth including.
And finally, this is another view of her in the same swimsuit from a couple of updates ago. But it is high quality enough to add, as I like the way her cute little boobies are squashing out and on display!
Update 6:
Giada holds up both ice cream cones, and flashes that smile at you. Her trademark pearly whites, her enthusiastic and earnest face asking, no begging the question. You point to the yummiest looking one, and she immediately moves it to her mouth. The warm summer day melts the ice cream faster than she can lick it. It drips down her fingers in gooey, sticky streams and drips onto her soft cleavage. She has unbuttoned the first few buttons of her top and squashed her perky little boobs together just so you would be mesmerized by this wonderful sight. “Do you want to help clean me up? Or make me even messier?” she teases. She runs her glistening tongue around the rim of the cone, flicks it back and forth suggestively…
Ahh, Giada daydreams.
Update 7:
Giada went on vacation with some of her friends recently, and she spent the entire time with those pretty little boobies squashed together in a bikini.
I wanted to add this pic of her in snorkeling gear, because if you zoom in really close, you’ll notice that her boobs are actually squashing out the bottom of her bikini top. It’s not every day we get a glimpse of underboob on Giada, so let us celebrate.
Update 8:
Giada’s boobs squished together and spilling out of her salmon colored dress…
Update 9:
Although no color looks bad on Giada, I thought we should spend a little time appreciating her cleavage in white clothes. For instance, this candid photo of her flipping her hair off her shoulder in a white bikini top makes me dream about having those boobs in my face…
And this pic of her in a white sundress has a ton of cleavage. Her hair is a mess, and her mouth is hanging open as usual, but the way that beaded necklace dangles down over her boobs means staring at them is irresistable.
Update 10:
I added these shots of her cooking and posing because, a) she is so damn cute, and b) we get a bit of a look at her pokie nipples.
She is a tiny little thing, as she’s only 5’3″ tall. The interwebz swear she has b-cup boobies, and I guess maybe that’s right, but they are on the big side of B’s. In some movies and pictures I see them sticking straight out. Ordinarily I would take that as evidence she is enhanced, but I’m 90% certain she’s all-natural.
