Although I have waxed eloquently about her before, I didn’t realize I had misspelled her name, or that it had been so long since I had cozied up to Courteney Cox nipples.

I think there was a bit of a pokie duel going on between Courteney and Jen back in the days of the Friends show. Poor Jen can’t keep her areola under wraps even if she had a bra padded with concrete. Courteney was a little more discreet, but she unleashed them when needed.

Courteney is getting up there in age; I think she is 52 or 53 years old these days. I’m guessing tha boobs have a little droop to them. But she has never been terribly well-endowed, so gravity has not been unkind or severe.

She has been in a couple of nude scenes, and there have been some nipslips over the years. One in particular I’m thinking of was when she was wading through some waves at the beach and some toddler jerked her bikini top down. BOINK! Out comes the little brown nipple.

Not gonna show you that here of course, because I try to be on the downlo. Besides, it’s just as sexy to check out her pokies in her soft cotton tops. Possibly as a result of some frigid air conditioning on the set of the Friends show?

A little trivia for you, Courteney was the girl in Bruce Springstein’s Dancing in the Dark video who he pulled up onstage to dance. Now I have no idea whether that stage appearance was actually staged, but I think it was. She was already doing some modeling and acting at that point, and the very next year was in some TV shows.

I swear I had read somewhere that Courteney did a comedy stand-up routine one time and talked at length about nipple clamps. I have searched high and low for that clip, but apparently it doesn’t exist. Maybe she likes tweaking and pinching those little brown pokies? If so, more power to her. No complaining here. Awesome.

This video showing Courtney braless and magnificent is not to be missed:

I started to type up a big long post about how I’m not sure exactly what size Carla Gugino’s boobs are, but that she looks a whole lot like Rachel Weisz. Then I realized I did the exact same thing back in 2012.

The good news is: I’m consistently aroused by Carla’s boobies. And also, she reminds me of Rachel Weisz regardless of which day you catch me.

The bad news is: I’m getting (more) senile.

I actually saw Carla in Night at the Museum and I thought to myself a) great rack, b) I like boobies. She is 45 years old these days, which is hard to believe. Not much sag there, that’s fo sure. And not very wrinkly in the face, good living that gal. She isn’t married, and has commented that she likes the boyfriend/girlfriend thing too much to get married. That tells me she like-a the sauce. If you haven’t seen that episode of Saturday Night Live, well just keep staring at Carla’s cans and don’t worry about it.

I checked out some of her nude scenes (link below) and I have some observations for you. First of all, her boobs are as big bare as they are plumped up by a bra. Dang, delicious. Also, I saw a scene where she was getting out of the bathtub nude, and her butt was all shiny and wet, and I will surprise myself by saying her butt is as hot as her boobs.

She gets down and dirty, with several clips of her hunching on dudes. And there are several scenes of Carla running around with her boobs jiggling. Mercy, that body is made for me to drool over. She has pretty eyes too. I think I’m gonna give her four starts gents. Every time she comes out with a new movie, which is pretty frequently, she does the whole talk show and interview circuit. For a 45 year old, she doesn’t mind strutting around in some tight, braless dresses. Awesome.

I will start this out with some Joy Corrigan pokies. Gotta admit, I had no idea who Joy Corrigan was and I had to look her up. I didn’t find out much, the interwebz just told me she is a model. I can tell you she’s at risk of being arrested for smuggling raisins though. Look at those pokies! And wow those abs. Wait, let’s look at the boobs again. Ok, now back to the abs. You can’t stop can you?? I couldn’t either. She is a little too stickish for me, I like ’em a little more plump. But she’s clearly fit, not just skinny. And those nips!

Next up, we have my dear Jennifer Aniston. And yeah, we all know there’s nothing on god’s green earth short of a steel wall that can contain her nipples. She’s been trying to conceal them since her days on Friends, and they ain’t going away.

Who can live without some Jennifer Lawrence pokies. Everybody at the wedding who was a female was probably thinking “could she please put the breastacles away?” All the guys were thinking “Damn, nice rack!” Speaking of guys, I have no idea who her date is. He almost looks more homeless than I do. I bet he’s stinky too.

Bar Rafaeli is gorgeous, and those braless boobies have me smitten. It looks like she may be at some red carpet event, and being interviewed. I certainly could not interview her if I had to stare at that bare cleavage. I don’t really know who Bar is, but I like drinking in bars. Furthermore, we apparently posted back in 2007 about a braless bar. If you got Bar Rafaeli into a braless bar with no bra… holy crikey that is quite a use of the famous three letters.

I have more. A whole lot more! But I’m tired of typing so I’ll see ya later pervs.

Ok, so I know she passed away, but my musings would be considered quite a tribute by all but the most puritan of people. I don’t know why, but Farrah Fawcett crossed my mind lately. Looking through my embarrassingly lengthy archives, I haven’t mentioned her since 2006. Can that be right? Surely not…

Farrah was the stuff of dreams back when I was young. Yeah, she had great hair, and that sexy smile that said “I’m about to get naughty with you and we might get arrested.” But it was the boobs that sealed the deal.

This was before the days of implants, or at least before the days when everybody was doing it. Her girlies were perky, and natural, and just big enough to make ya cry mamma, And those nipples! Definitely deserving of an exclamation mark. She might be of the perma-pokies clan. Jennifer Anniston is president of that group. Who else could we put in there?

Did Farrah end up getting implants? I just now kinda rummaged around on the interwebz with that question, and the jury is still out. Regardless, her boobs still have an open invitation in my home.

My pubescent memories of her take me back to a time of big hair and rock bands and Fredericks of Hollywood catalogues. Was it Farrah Fawcett that was in some movies or TV shows with Lee Majors? Edit: Okay, I totall screwed that up. That’s what happens when a Greek God ages into a decrepit pervert with saturated cheetoh fat blocking his brain. I was thinking of the television show The Fall Guy, which starred Heather Thomas and Markie Post. How in the hell is it that I have never posted Markie Post? More on those gals later (yummy).

Farrah isn’t on my top ten or anything, hence the ten year hiatus from my bralessblog commentary. But dang she has a very nice overall package, and is certainly worth our attention.