Category Archives: Celebrity Pokies

Jennifer Aniston Ruins Me

Ohh, aghh. Jennifer Aniston is ridiculous. She ruins me. All other women are practically knocked out of contention. Man she is hot. Man her boobies are really nice. The pokies are terminal, they are everpresent. They are out of control. … Continue reading

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Fearne Cotton

I had never heard of Fearne Cotton before, but after seeing her in this dress it was hard to think of anything else for like 10 minutes. My mind sort of got in a rut thinking about warm, heavy boobies … Continue reading

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Katy Perry Pokes

Katy Perry I pretty quirky. I’m pretty sure she wears a wig, but don’t quote me on that. I’m really not much of a hair expert. As gigantic and tantalizing as her braless melons are, helpmemamma I’m still staring at … Continue reading

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Lisa Rinna Gets Serious

When I say Lisa Rinna gets serious, I’m obviously not talking about her cap. Her cap is seriously dorky. What I’m talking about are those pokies. Give me a break. I’m sure Lisa has been “enhanced.” Hey, these days everybody … Continue reading

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Kate Price

Maybe Kate Price got a ride on a friend’s Harley Davidson and was possessed by some kind of pole dancing demon. This happens to me sometimes. I’ll be watching a Nascar race or maybe mowing the grass and I’ll suddenly … Continue reading

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Agnes Bruckner

Agnes Bruckner grew up in a Hollywood lifestyle. Her parents where European, and her mother started her out in dance, voice lessons, and even beauty pageants. She started starring in movies at an early age, including one with Sandra Bullock. … Continue reading

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